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How to hide porn from a computer geek

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WorldsGreatest
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my computer is loaded with porn and i need an inteligant way to hide it because my dad is a real computer geek
Nov 2 2005 11:50PM
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Twista$Twista$Spread
Posts: 48 - Karma: 10
make a whoel bunch of word documents named somehting that has to do wiht school and some school folders then just put it in there wiht the word folders named somehting like english papers
Nov 2 2005 11:53PM
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anti_bunk
Posts: 2629 - Karma: 329
good luck. porn is hard to get rid of, its like a scar on your harddrive.
Nov 2 2005 11:53PM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
all he has to do is search mpg, mpeg, avi and you are fucked. or divx if you like the high quality pixel resolution pron
Nov 2 2005 11:55PM
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WorldsGreatest
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Here's a hard one. I delete my history daily, but even after deleting it, this one web address for a porn site pops up under the address bar as soon as i type one w. I can't get it to go away.
Nov 2 2005 11:58PM
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duhamelski
Posts: 3842 - Karma: 192
just be like, "at least im not gay and if you get mad at me then you are gay"
Nov 3 2005 12:01AM
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WorldsGreatest
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that doesn't help, my dad said he will rip the computer out of my room if he catches me again
Nov 3 2005 12:02AM
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J.D.
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It should if you clear your cache, shouldn't it?
Nov 3 2005 12:04AM
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duhamelski
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tell him that if he has a problem with you watching porn on your internet, then you would be more than happy to watch it on the tv. just kidding, what you need to do is delete your cookies. and your cache. if you are using firefox then you can do it all in the privacy section of tools
Nov 3 2005 12:04AM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
yea delete temp internet files go to disk clean up in ascessories and clean everything, then get ad-aware and scan.
Nov 3 2005 12:05AM
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dez22
Posts: 2959 - Karma: 65
What you can do is put it in a systems file and just rename the files to like .pft or .qut or whatever conforms to the file names then change the real name from xxx to sysdat
Nov 3 2005 12:08AM
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WorldsGreatest
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what do you check in the disk clean up thingy?
Nov 3 2005 12:16AM
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GotamaBCshredder
Posts: 5062 - Karma: 424
just tell him be happy your not gay.
Nov 3 2005 12:18AM
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bigair182
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use the software at this site and just encrypt your whole hard drive

http://www.truecrypt.org/
Nov 3 2005 12:26AM
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duhamelski
Posts: 3842 - Karma: 192
dont encrypt your hard drive. thats way to extreme. there are easier ways to do it. it would be funny if you left it and made a white bakcground that said "at least im not GAY" with gay in bold letters
Nov 3 2005 12:29AM
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SteezePatrol
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make it say, super gay fabulous cornhole shoot...and put it on the desktop, he wont know what "super fabulous cornhole shoot" means, so he wont bother opening it
Nov 3 2005 12:32AM
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eheath
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Wow, porn is nothing, whats he gonna do? ground you from the computer? who gives a fuck just be like "you like it too dad"
Nov 3 2005 12:34AM
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Matty.
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You can always put it on Video CD's so they are not on your computer at all...I'm sure there is a place in your house that's better to hide it then on your harddrive.
Nov 3 2005 12:46AM
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k2yeags
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cookies
Nov 3 2005 12:52AM
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NomenClature
Posts: 4348 - Karma: 83
hide it in the program files, it wont show up in a search and it is just one of 70 or 80 folders. you can get real tricky
Nov 3 2005 1:42AM
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mad_540_trix
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get a removable hard drive and put all ur porn on there, and stash it in ur room. i've got a friend who does that and he hasn't got caught since he started.
Nov 3 2005 1:52AM
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Paul-o-Rama
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clear you cache and burn all of your porn on a cd. then clear your history and pray that he doesn't find anything. or just copy important information on disks or an external harddrive and wipe out the harddrive on ur computer
Nov 3 2005 2:15AM
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thewavebb
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In the search options you can choose to have to search everything including hidden files. So your idea wont hold water.
Nov 3 2005 2:32AM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
go to acessories/system tools/disk clean up
Nov 3 2005 2:49AM
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GotamaBCshredder
Posts: 5062 - Karma: 424
wack it at school
Nov 3 2005 3:18AM
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CooksCorner
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Find another computer geek at your school. Back up all your necessicary files; music, school documents but as little as possible. Then get your computer Reformated. It is a complete wipe of the harddrive and a re-instaliation of windows. You'll lose all your data but you'll lose the porn too. Plus your comp will run like its brand new, super fast cause its not all gummed up with internet STD's.
Nov 3 2005 4:29AM
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thecoyote
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There is a way to wipe the auto fill-in in your address bar. I can't remember how do to it but it involved screwing with your registry which is somewhat risky. Just search in google if you need to, and look at forum sites.
Here's what I used to say back in the day when I was a wee lad. "Dad, i went to this download site and like a million porn pop ups came up and now they are in the address bar!"
Nov 3 2005 5:13AM
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Lax_Bro40
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dude if worst comes to worst get all ur microsoft disks if u have a PC and format it it then load all the programs back on. You can do that through accessories.
Nov 3 2005 6:40AM
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d-loc
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clear history, cookies, delete files all under internet options. that gets rid of stored links and clears all the sites u have gone to
Nov 3 2005 8:10AM
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downhiller52
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haha good luck...make D&D home page and hope he doesn't get bored.
Nov 3 2005 8:12AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
burn all of it onto cds
Nov 3 2005 8:39AM
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d-loc
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get an external HDD, then backup all pr0n on the comp and delete from the main system. carry the external wherever you go
Nov 3 2005 9:27AM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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put it into a folder and password the folder
Nov 3 2005 9:30AM
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Timmy_G
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bahahaha
Nov 3 2005 9:32AM
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KEVTRON
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 1,222
you can hide it if you right click it and then click hidden and click apply and they will hide

To Get into them

goto tools/folderoptions then click view and then click the show hidden files and folders button and click apply

(it has to be in a folder though)
Nov 3 2005 9:33AM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13078 - Karma: 18,713
The best way is to put it in your recycle bin, unless you dont have windows xp with diffrent profiles
Nov 3 2005 9:37AM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
no hers ths best way:

download WinRAR from rarlabs.com and make a new acrvhive, stick all your porn into the .rar archive and then make a folder inside the arhive and put the porn in that, and then make different passwords on the winrar arhrive and on the folder inside the arhrive with the porn in it.
Nov 3 2005 9:39AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
how do you password a folder?
Nov 3 2005 9:42AM
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eastAR5
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you cant unless u do it the way i said
Nov 3 2005 9:43AM
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Badfish2
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 21
I posted all the info you need on this subject before.. i need to find the thread though.
Nov 3 2005 9:56AM
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japanada
Posts: 13784 - Karma: 1,957
the reason a link may still be showing up is b/c it may be bookmarked. some site automaticly will add a bookmark
Nov 3 2005 10:29AM
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DANETRON
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smash the comp
Nov 3 2005 10:30AM
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hucker22
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buy an identical computer and start over
Nov 3 2005 10:33AM
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hermanbc
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What about the future? Ask Ted Bundy, oh, that's right, he was executed after porn led him to sex crimes. I recommend a book, Every Man's Battle or Every Young Man's Battle. Either one, there's a whole series for male and female.
Nov 3 2005 11:05AM
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Badfish2
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does it come in audio format?
Nov 3 2005 11:52AM
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jarossamdb7
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thats a good idea. you might try making the files hidden, but the rar idea is better. (also making the files hidden will ony work if you have "show hidden files and folders" unchecked.
Nov 3 2005 12:45PM
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HSFCpro
Posts: 412 - Karma: 10
ITs impossible i mean what do think he became a computer geek for he couldnt get any pussy so he turned to the internet
Nov 3 2005 1:25PM
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miss_hevern87
Posts: 2553 - Karma: 12
well, all this talk about, atleast i'm not gay, maybe he is looking at gay porn and that's why his dad is so pissed!
Nov 3 2005 1:35PM
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Forum*
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K you have to delete all your cookies, and interent files. That way nothing will pop up, then check your new program files, incase something has wondered into your hardrive.
Nov 3 2005 3:35PM
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japanada
Posts: 13784 - Karma: 1,957
ahahahha, good point!!
Nov 3 2005 3:51PM
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hartig
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haha wow this is a weird thread
Nov 3 2005 4:08PM
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