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put superglue in the locks of all the doors to the school at night so they can't open them in the morning.
paint the numbers 1, 2, and 4 on 3 pigs and let them loose in the school. they'll spend the whole day looking for non-existant #3.
a few years before i was in my high school, one of the vice principal's daughter went there. apparently she was a wicked party girl/slut, so they got a picture of her topless and holding a beer, dead drunk. they blew up the picture and put it on her father's desk. true story.
we had "gang wars" in our school. Get about 20 people to get high powered super soakers, water balloons, the works. then put 10 on each team and have a war. have them run mission impossible style around the school, rolling on floors, doing flips, other random shit, and start squirting water everywhere. and last year they put a slip and slide down our hall.
oh, and jack up the principals car, take off all the tires, put them in the back seat, (cause if you stole them, that is too bastardly, and costs $$$) and leave the car on cinderblocks.
our school is shaped in a huge L
well at the top of the L was 4 barrells of water balloons and at the base of the L where everyone hangs out in between classes there was 5 more barells of water balloons, and it started a huge water baloon war.
2 kids dressed up in a banana costume and a gorilla and chased each other in the school
We took our float for the homecoming prade, and put it on our schools roof with a forklift the night after because we didn't win and we obviously had the best float.
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i dont know if this is true but if you have stairs in your school, bring some cows up to the top floor. cows can go up stairs but not down. i dont know if this is 100% true though
the seniors got their hands on a huge blowup gorilla, im talking enormous like tight squeeze in a three car garage and thats not counting the arms and the legs. ne way, they blew this thing up in the center of the locker part of our school b4 ne one came in the morning. so naturally this caused havoc, but the funniest thing was, they gave the gorilla a huge vag w/ a marker. it was hilarious.
we've had a bunch.. last year the seniors took off some of the letters on our school so instead of saying Long Beach High School it just said Be High, two years ago they bought like two hundred rodents and let them all loose down by the freshman lockers, and then a while ago they put a dummy face down in this really nasty pond so when the teachers came into school they thought it was someone drowning and they dove in to save it.
this ones great:
Grease up 4 piglets and number then 1,2,4,5. Let them out in the school. It takes them forever to pick up a greased pig running around. and then when they finally get them they will still be looking for the number 3. ahahhahhaha
the senior class last year collected hundreds of political signs from the election and put them all in the lacrosse field the day of a game. the year before that they numbered chickens 1, 2, and 4 and released them in the school so they were looking for 3
even better with chickens because they make way more mess with feathers and stuff.
also bringing small cars inside the school, and then setting off the car alarm is always a good one.
there was this school in england where they had some huge ropes on a field belonging to the school and they shaped them into a huge penis on the ground. the next day a news chopper was flying over and took a photo and it was in all the newspapers the next day!
this wasnt a seninor prank...but last year 2 friends of mine managed to chase a deer into the school and it was runnin around slidin all over the place...and the princible said taht if anyone hears and loud noises no to worry becuase they were workin on the plumming
My friends and I bought 5,000 crickets online at some pet website. We also came across a master key that a janitor had left in the knob of a storage door. Last day of school we went to the building at 3 am and started spreading the crickets everywhere. We were leaving when one of my friends opened one of the doors to a tech room hoping to get a eiki projector. The alarm went off and campus security came really fast because they were on patrol specifically for pranks. We ran through the woods back to my friends house and waited till the start of school. Well, they found the crickets and probably spent most of the morning hours trying to clean them all up, but they didnt get nearly all of them. It was great every once in a while you'd see one jumping around a room and in the halls but most of them hid. The best part was that they were chirping like crazy all day and you had to talk over them most of the time.
That was in 9th grade. Im a senior now, and this is the idea for our prank. This has the potential for serious repercussions so we dont know if its gonna go down or not. Well here it goes.
Step 1: We are going to hide bottles of liqour and cigs around our school the day before.
Step 2: Drive to Albany (in NY about 20 min away) and find as many hobo's as we can that will come with us for money.
Step 3: Bring the hobos to school when everyone else is arriving and tell them to go on a treasure hunt for liqour and cigs around the school. Also tell them whoever finds the most gets $100 and they all get to keep whatever they find.
Finally, watch as random ass ratty hobos wander our school among students for as long as possible looking for cigs and booze.
if you can get into the school at night take all the desks and chairs put them in one room and bolt the door shut,if you can't get 2 school really early and fill up plastic cups with water enough distance and width so ppl cant go around them at all the entrances, the school will have 2 empty them before you can get into the building
If you can get a boombox into the school that runs on batteries, but goes super loud, put it at one end corner of the room away from the door, and then fill the entire room with cups full of water, exept for a tiny path to get to the radio. crank it on really really really loud than quickle ill in the path with water cups. they will have to move all the cups before they can get to the blasting boombox.
get a whole bunch of balloons and go to a big room, we used our cafeteria which has a high ceiling, release the balloons, have someone get a really big penis shaped balloon, they float up to the top and the janitors can't get them down
drop a string of blackcats in a trashcan in the cafeteria and watch peopel think taht someone is shooting a gun at them.
(this one is kinda twisted but whatever) shoot a dear in the head and drag it to school behind your car so its fucked up real bad. then drop it somewhere it souldnt get normally.
(my friend thought that this one would be halarious but its never gonna happen cuz its just too fucked up)
because i go to a small private school, we have assemblies where the whole school is watching. so we were saying that it would be funny to walk up with a kitten and snap its neck and drop it on the floor without saying anything and then just walking off like nothing happened. the shock factor would be overwhelming. but as i said, its not gonna happen.
get a ton of dildos and gorrilla glue them to chairs so people have to sit on the dildos.
weve got a ton more but i dont feel like typing them
itd be funny if you colored all the locker combination things with sharpie or black paint. no one would be able to open their locker. i dunno, im lame.
ok you need a 50 gallon g-can. fill it with marbles, bouncy balls, bb's, anything small, and round. put a piece of plywood over the top, flip it over. Pull the plywood out. Whoever feels like picking it up will get a surprise.
there is this thing called the catwalk in our auditorium. Its about 50 ft above all the seats. It is also very accesible. it would be fun to pee of it during an assembly onto the people below. the auditorium is also very dark so it wouldn't be hard to do.