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I put a dead rat from pet-land in the pop machine. Some girl bought a pop and went to grab it and grabed the dead mouse and then started screaming like crazy. It was kinda scarey though cause he pop machine was right beside the office and a bunch of kids were around and it caused a huge disturbance. I didnt think it would end up being so big.
In my senior year I pulled a variety of pranks. The most notorious of which included releasing a live squirrel into the upstairs locker bays during lunch hour. It caused mass havoc and panic as it hurdled people and climbed walls. The climax being just after it leaped onto a balding teachers head, the school vegan came by and started crying because the animal was "being tortured." The vegan proceeded to chase the poor squirrel down the hallway while crying, eventually capturing it and releasing it into the great outdoors.
these are a couple pranks from my schools recent history (we are an all boys school)
1) If you have an open stairwell make a giant penis out of paper and drop it down the stairwell, ours was 4 stories long
2) My brothers class let out like 20 chickens on the freshman floor, it was funny as hell
3) Last years senior class was going to take viagria but that got pu down instantly with the threat of being expelled
it would be funny to have the whole school stick alarm clocks in their lockers and set them to a certain time during the school day. Then at like 1 they would all go off and the janitors would have to open up each individual locker to turn them all off.
If you have a courtyard, thats kind of small, plug all the drains them put water in it. And put a whole bunch of gold fish and carp into it. Our class did that and there were massive amounts of fish in there and the water leaked and we got water damage. It was great.
our school has a parking garage, so we bought a ton of concrete slabs and blocked off the entrance and exits to the parking garage so in the morning no one could get to there parking spots, it was chaos, there was like a 1 hour traffic jam and it was on exam day so they had to reschedule exams.
lanks, anathema and I did that a few years back. Plugged up the sinks in the washroom and put fish in there. There must have been about 300 students trying to get into the washroom to see within 20 mins.
this is my idea that i formulated with a couple friends but i think that it is a really good idea. anyone who knows craigslist knows that there is some potential there. anyways, lots of people give away free dirt, and lots of it (multiple dump truck loads). im gonna rent a dump truck and dump mounds of dirt in front of my school. also, since i go to school in gay liberal SF, im gonna shoot a deer and drag it to my school behind my car so its all mutilated and throw it over the fence so in the morning everyone will be like, "how the fuck did a deer det over the fence and get so fucked up." its gonna be soooooooo funny
andy, this is my idea, but u can use it, give like 10 elephants pcp, and make them verry angry, and set them in the school yard, or in the parking lots, about 20 gorrillas would also be nice. i mean, they would be unstopable!!!! lock a class of kids in a room, and put about 5 million fire ants inside, lock the math hall w/ kids in it, fill it w/ bats.
if u have a teacher that uses pull down maps a lot, wait till he/she is out of the room and put a porno spread on one of the maps and roll it back up. then get some1 to ask about a place that's on that map (or better yet put it on a map that the teacher's gonna need for the lesson) and start laughing.
thats what our year 12 did this year. we have it for the agriculture students. it then got sent off to the royal easter show (i guess like a state fair) and it got killed and my mum bought the meat that was a damn nice steak the ag students were pissed that they killed it. but back to the prank we led it up like 5 flights of stairs (out side stairs onto a veranda) and the staff had to hire a crane to get it down. so funny
last years senior class through water balloons of deer and fox piss out side of the school so when the bell rang and we all got out it was the worst smell ever
We called it Operation: Take apart. we knew the combo to an unused locker and through out the year we took things apart like doorknobs and shit. by the end of the year alot of things were apart
this is all awesome n all but the only problem at my highscool is tat ther r cameras n just a bout every hallway. however some kids did manage to fork the feild and not git caught b4 homecomin game
i like the alarm clock one. or if you have a security door in your library put a book like "rape and you" in a kid you dont likes back pack. he will go out and it will beep. hell get his bag checked and instant humiliation.
when my friend was sleeping i made his girlfriend stick as many peanuts up his nose as she could (only like 1 or 2 in each nostril) and then we shouted in his ear and he swollowed/inhaled them. funniest thing ever.
i do that all the time to my friends, but i always put 2 books in different places so they go through and have to go back twice, or i just turn their backpacks inside out
everyones flipped book bags...take a bunch of news papers and just cover a hallway then just jump into them and have a paper war...i know it sounds lame but it was fun as hell last year...or take forsale signs from various houses in your neighborhood (its not illegal to do either) then put them on your schools lawn...and last one take old christmas trees and put them on the front lawn too...those are mine i thought they were funny and im thinkin of doin them too but do them before you turn 18 so they cant charge you as adults