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Getting Rid of THC

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sethpistol02
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I recently just had a drug test, and the night befor i toked up and then i woke up and my mom told me i was getting a drug test. so i went into the bathroom to look for something to take, and i found Pond Algea in a bottle, so i drank a glass of it, and i passed the test.
Nov 2 2005 8:12PM
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dandoy
Posts: 5522 - Karma: 13
Whats pond algea?
Nov 2 2005 8:13PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
green slimy shit that gets in your pool if u dont put chlorine in it
Nov 2 2005 8:14PM
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sethpistol02
Posts: 390 - Karma: 10
its some green powder that comes in a bottle.it flushes out your system
Nov 2 2005 8:14PM
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FERREZZ
Posts: 2234 - Karma: 19
or just dont smoke that may work....
Nov 2 2005 8:16PM
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freestyle_rich
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
as if your parents make you take a drug test
Nov 2 2005 8:18PM
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shrEddie
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 65
?? i know kids whos parents make them take drug tests
Nov 2 2005 8:27PM
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freestyle_rich
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
well my parents have never asked me to take a drug test, and even if they did i wouldn't take it.
Nov 2 2005 8:42PM
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Ghost82nd
Posts: 1240 - Karma: 10
ya...im sure you wouldnt! my parents have drug tested me in the past and have one sitting downstairs for future use. last time i bought some synthetic piss thing. best 40 bucks ive ever spent.
and to you bitches who think smoking is the devil...shut the hell up
Nov 2 2005 8:46PM
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back_woods
Posts: 1579 - Karma: 10
holy shit, some peoples parents are narks

I used to think my mom would care, but then once she caught me and my brother smoking with my uncle ( yeah i know) and she was totally cool with it. We were baked as shit too.
Nov 2 2005 8:54PM
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MarkieR
Posts: 5337 - Karma: 98
sometimes you can get away with the thc, and sometimes you can't. drug tests are not as reliable as authorities would have you believe. i have seen extreme cases on both sides of the spectrum. its just luck of the draw.
Nov 2 2005 8:56PM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
if u drink like 2 gallons of water right before and u piss out clear water piss then u will most likely pass ive seen it work so many times
Nov 2 2005 9:16PM
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arsenal601
Posts: 1590 - Karma: 12
haha you bought fake piss. thats awesome
Nov 2 2005 9:23PM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
i wish you could get rid of the smell, i mean i know theres ways but damn, my mom can smell anything. i've tried hotboxing, like baithing in axe, blowing it away from me, like everything. anyone have any idea's?
Nov 2 2005 9:24PM
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~Cork_1080~
Posts: 2212 - Karma: 5
THC gets stored in your tissues and is fat soluble. It stays in your boddy until your body uses up that fat for energy. So it there is noway that that shit would flush it out of your system from the night before. It stays in your tissues for utleast 3-6 months depending on your body
Nov 2 2005 9:26PM
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Rajna
Posts: 3824 - Karma: 90
axe usually works, the best is to take a shower
Nov 2 2005 9:28PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Yeah but it's only detectable in drug tests for a much shorter period than that. For the full time it stays in your system, it's only detecable through hair tests. SO yeah, I'd have to call bullshit on this story of magic algea washing THC out of your system in 12 hours... I think you just got lucky bud.
Nov 2 2005 9:31PM
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cool_catskier
Posts: 715 - Karma: 12
u can flush ur system out by drinking enormous amounts of water, then ur just cleen, im not sure for how long, but it works, same w/ cranberry juice, and other juices of that nature.
Nov 2 2005 9:34PM
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ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
ur an idiot, do some research, it stays in ur body for 14-30 days, but yes can be undetectable right after for many different reasons
Nov 2 2005 9:38PM
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dlite!
Posts: 1194 - Karma: 87
drink like a ton of water then pee half of your pee in the toilet than the other half in the bottle the first pee is the toxic one the 2nd is water
Nov 2 2005 9:46PM
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jenski*
Posts: 540 - Karma: 12
sauna ...steam room ... water ... cranberry juice ... inexpensive and easy
Nov 2 2005 10:02PM
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Gez
Posts: 294 - Karma: 10
How many of you have actually taken piss tests though? For all of you saying drink a shit load of water or cranberry juice or whatever....you can't piss clear for a drug test (at least those I have taken) They will make you retake a drug test if it is too clear or does not look right (i.e. lots of vitamin B12 makes your piss look like lemon/lime gatoride...flourescent yellow) I've passed a test where I had about 3 days notice and did it basically by drinking a ton of water and strenuously exercising twice a day...maybe it was luck though, who knows.
Nov 2 2005 11:22PM
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k2yeags
Posts: 2320 - Karma: 27
although i have heard of cases where people went to tests high and it didn't show up because it hadn't reached their blader... anythings possible
Nov 2 2005 11:27PM
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Schoening
Posts: 14332 - Karma: 1,268
thats soooo much water
Nov 2 2005 11:30PM
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anti_bunk
Posts: 2629 - Karma: 329
maybe it was oregano and you just thought you were high.
Nov 2 2005 11:51PM
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GotamaBCshredder
Posts: 5062 - Karma: 424
yeah it takes more then drinking water
Nov 3 2005 3:32AM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
pretty sure the only thing that works is time...
Nov 3 2005 3:37AM
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jenski*
Posts: 540 - Karma: 12
i have only taken ones given to me by the parentals ... and they have been like 2 or 3 days after ive smoked but i knew about thtem so afteer i smoked i went and just stayed in the steam room for like 20 minutes like 2 times in one day and drank a but load of water ... for the take home tests i think it works just cuz those tests are weird
Nov 3 2005 7:30AM
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,217
theres pills and shit you can take to get it out of your system
Nov 3 2005 9:01AM
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R-Bertsch
Posts: 4719 - Karma: 20
you guys are stupid. you shouldnt use axe. Axe is just a perfume, and it makes you smell really strong, which makes people assume you are covering something up. I use this shit from bed bath and beyond, called fresh scent, and it just takes the smell away, its similar to febreeze, it just smells fresh. So if i come home one night reaking of axe they assume somethings up, but if i come home smelling fresh then they wontl
Nov 3 2005 10:04AM
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Knewnews
Posts: 2093 - Karma: 477
you can piss clear, they may know you are hiding it but they can't do anything. to pass follow this it is tried and proven many times.

1. 2 hours before hand drink 80 oz of water, perferably warm(easier on the stomach)
2. start pissing like a mother fucker
3. about 45 min before the test start drinking another 20oz
4. take the test, piss for about a min
5. your in the clear becasue the amount of water shuts your kidneyes down, preventing them from picking up the thc.

there you go, but it is not very fun. enjoy pissing for half the day.
Nov 3 2005 11:19AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
NOTHING GET IT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM

the drinks, pills, and other ways only cover up THC in your system for a "X" amount of hours.

they make the THC look like a different chemical for a few hours so you can pass a test.

I did the drink/juice think i bought from a head shop for like $15. it said to take 1 hr before the test. drinking as much water as possible in the time from takeing the drink till the test. it would then "hide" the THC in your ssytem for a good 3-5 hours. then it wears off and THC is visible agian in the test.
Nov 3 2005 11:22AM
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Paul-o-Rama
Posts: 3301 - Karma: 13
my friend took like 12 cranberry pills an hour for lika a day and it completely flushed out his system. He passed a drug test his his parents had suprised him with.
Nov 3 2005 1:34PM
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Taydawg197
Posts: 1137 - Karma: 22
If you goto a real drug test they dont allow you to piss clear because they know that it is unnatural. The also made me empty all pockets and she patted me down. She also put this blue liquid in the toilet so i couldnt use the water to dilute the piss. She was a crazzzzy woman
Nov 3 2005 3:57PM
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MitchPee
Posts: 8871 - Karma: 1,509
just hope they don't take hair because it's more reliable than urine and stays in a lot longer
Nov 3 2005 4:04PM
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
just put two drops of bleach into ur piss
Nov 3 2005 5:26PM
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leone
Posts: 2663 - Karma: 1,121
at first i was thinking of triple hybrid core from rossi skis
Nov 3 2005 5:30PM
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Ptrckroe
Posts: 365 - Karma: 9
I love all of you guys' theories of how to pass, most of them are complete bullshit
Nov 3 2005 5:31PM
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PimpDaddySkier
Posts: 4221 - Karma: 20
ive heard you can put a pinch of bleach in your piss...that should clear it up..idk if it works tho
Nov 3 2005 5:40PM
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midwestskier69
Posts: 1145 - Karma: 11
only true way to have it released is through working out, however, there's ways to flush your system (water, cranberry juice, etc.)... flushes will work because a TINY bit of thc will get released everytime you piss, and the more you piss, the more thc you'll lose. but, massss water + vitamin b will be your best bet under short circumstances. keep your yellow color and be mainly water.
Nov 3 2005 6:15PM
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PimpDaddySkier
Posts: 4221 - Karma: 20
how do you get vitamin b?
Nov 3 2005 6:36PM
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imotion
Posts: 1343 - Karma: 11
the only ways to work is tht one where you drink an ass load of water and it shuts down your kidneys. the best way is to go to GNC , they have a section on this. NIACIN! If you piss water at a real test they will tell you to come back in two days.

If you take a piss test at a instituiton they will watch you do everything and make sure your not faking it. You can not place bleach or any chemical into it . If it doesnt come as positive or negative you could be fined with a charge. Don't try to beat the system. Just go to GNC and buy the stuff.
Nov 3 2005 6:46PM
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