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Timmy_G
Posts: 3735 - Karma: 15
I want to hear some rhymes people can come up with
Nov 1 2005 7:09PM
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oops
Posts: 100 - Karma: 10
Oh snap,
Here comes a rap.
Better sit down and secure the straps.
Cause I'm a gangsta, aint never seen a gun.
I rape about rape, but I'm a virgin, son.
Yo, yo, yo, my rhymes are tight.
My name is oops and I forgot I'm white.
Nov 1 2005 7:11PM
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Aenigma
Posts: 11256 - Karma: 424
THANK YOU! I thought I was alone in thinking that skiers aren't from the ghetto, but at least there is somebody with me!
Nov 1 2005 7:15PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
k yall, dis shitz from da streetz
grab your can o beets
cause ur in for a treat
about shredded wheat...
so i went to the palace
to get me sum cheese
couldnt find my wife
only rusty dewees
he dumb, a gaybutt
def. not a gray not
i kick im in da face
cause this is my place
ace is da place
for home hardware..
so now i stare
down the hall
a box of wheat
is nailed to the wall
like jesus, bo beezus
that box aint got no steezus
so i whip out my penis
and piss on rustys face
cause this is my town
up down all around...
i reach for da wheat, but to my srprise
the tiny little shards get stuck in my eyes
shredded wheat that is kids
keep that shiz off the gridz
cause the militaries comin
and they know where youz livez
thank you and good night
Nov 1 2005 7:18PM
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Timmy_G
Posts: 3735 - Karma: 15
The names Timmy G and I'm a fiend for weed
Did I mention I got some of the best green that youve ever seen
Bet its better than what you see in your dreams
I even sell it to
And its to suckas just like you
The the "r" outta friend
You only get fiend, and thats what they are to me cause they stack my green
Nov 1 2005 7:19PM
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Me.
Posts: 1429 - Karma: 10
^Ohhh, soul brotha!!!
Nov 1 2005 7:20PM
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Timmy_G
Posts: 3735 - Karma: 15
^^ NICE
Nov 1 2005 7:21PM
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Lil_Gordian
Posts: 648 - Karma: 8
yea pick it up u racist fuck
cause u square out of luck
tryin to sound like u tough shit
like u know whats up like u legit
but look at yoself, u 12 years old
no watch as shit unfold
before yo eyes
cause u r the one in
fo da big surprise
so dont back down
yo in fo yo demise
watch Lil Gordian rise
an then listen as yo momma cries
Lil G wearing da mink
fuckin yo momma in da pink
Nov 1 2005 7:24PM
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mski
Posts: 4791 - Karma: 3,803
one from this last weekend...

This past weekend I was able to ski
Killington fast was the place to be
Jeffery, man did he bring the steeze
late disasters and two seven'd's
B-Crew slayed the boxes and rails
I wish I could have stayed and didnt have to bail
Bev you killed it But at that time you were a slave
The grand is ill and we should have stayed
Because I heard the next day was off the Chain
word was Kirsti and Witt were two of the names
I just gotta make it through the rest of the week
So I can Chill with people so sick there name I cant speak!
Nov 1 2005 7:31PM
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pedmiqueo
Posts: 863 - Karma: 9
dat shit was tite
Nov 1 2005 7:42PM
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twoplankerbean
Posts: 780 - Karma: 47
lil g coming from the SAN FRAN ghetto
he dresses in drag and wears stillettos
he's so gay, but he's in denial
he fucks pedmiqueo, the pedofile
who is the husband, who is the wife?
get real, get a life

Fuck it. I don't need to rhyme. Knock off your wannabe gangster shit. You are a fucking drain on society. Get a job or get out of my country you fucking parasite. And you suck at rapping. Yeah, I do too, but at least I don't take mine serious. Choose a different talent. Something you are good at, like sucking a dick.
Nov 1 2005 7:47PM
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Lil_Gordian
Posts: 648 - Karma: 8
shut da fuck up or i'll
put u 6 feet in da ground
cause i'm Lil G and i got it down
so fool no one will mourn
cause u was notin but scorned
cause u make fun of faggots, tryin to sound mean
even tho those fags would happily make u scream
i aint from san fran bitch, im from benicia, da west side
so it would be best if i didnt see u
when im rollin in my ride
cause fo u bitch, that would be suicide
an fo me? jus anotha homicide.
so listen to my voice
an make a choice
soon the pavements will run red
cause bitch wit a bullet to da head
u be dead.
Nov 1 2005 8:04PM
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pedmiqueo
Posts: 863 - Karma: 9
^ quality rap yo
Nov 1 2005 8:17PM
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BigJew
Posts: 6974 - Karma: 79
Hi
I like to eat pie
and I saw a fly
now die
why?
cause this guy
liked to try
and i said my
why don't you lie
and I'm obviously not black so I cant rap-i
........ I'm done.....
Nov 1 2005 9:07PM
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Timmy_G
Posts: 3735 - Karma: 15
Lil G is a homo
He is also kind of slow
Hes a gangster that likes the snow
Ive never heard of that befo
I thought black people didnt like the cold
MAybe its just cause hes so bold
Or is it because he likes to hold
Peliqueernos dick in his hand while he makes demands
Nov 1 2005 9:29PM
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cLyOnS_45
Posts: 1072 - Karma: 10
i like girls,
they like me,
we can have fun,
just us three.
Nov 1 2005 9:38PM
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foodisfun
Posts: 5427 - Karma: 287
check it.

yo my name is keith and yea im an asthmatic,
but i'm making all the dough while you're a crack addict.
don't battle with me, you don't wanna get hurt,
yea that's me on the street, the kid with the g-uNOT shirt.
Nov 1 2005 9:51PM
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Lil_Gordian
Posts: 648 - Karma: 8
ignorant bitch probably never heard of new york
probably a dumb hick sayin "get dem niggers" holdin his pitchfork
think he hard wit a icon of mary jane
bitch, u put my drug of choice to shame.
what u so bent on homo for fool
when u folow the same principles
the same rules
but lil G say it immoral
fo bitches like u
to dress all floral.
now bitch dont try to act tough
ive all already beat down u fake rappers
so enough is enough

peace in da hood.
Nov 1 2005 11:04PM
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hype
Posts: 1440 - Karma: 21
So Let me tell you something about where i'm from
We got a lil bit of drugs but not many guns
In the summer we like to go to the beach
But when we're in school we let our teacher's teach
Because we all wanna grow up smart and big
And we're all very tolerant of jews and nigs
This place i speak of is called H town.
Dont fuck with us cause we're throwin it down
So next time you are in the midwest, you better stop by cause we're doin it best
Nov 1 2005 11:35PM
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Ostrix
Posts: 203 - Karma: 19
^hands down, that's some quality shit. this is like a funny s&l skit with you kids trying to fuck with someone that obviously has talent
Nov 1 2005 11:35PM
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twoplankerbean
Posts: 780 - Karma: 47
Hey lil g... why are all of your raps the exact same? Bascially, every single one of your freestyles that I've read calls someone a bitch, says you are gonna kill them, and says that you are a gangster. Mix it up a little bit. Maybe some less violent material? Perhaps some philosophy, or something educational?
Nov 2 2005 12:13AM
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
only one that actually flowed in this whole thread
Nov 2 2005 12:27AM
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mski
Posts: 4791 - Karma: 3,803
dude... mine Ryhmes have ill steeze and mad flow
and your blind if you couldnt see that fo sho!
Because my skills are untouched
and my beats are fresh
They will keep you dancing
till the day for your death


JEA!
Nov 2 2005 8:41PM
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Jarlen2610
Posts: 3 - Karma: 10
Hello all of ya' foos
now im done readin your issues,
Jarlen is in da house, bet you feel tha bass
I'm gona spank allyours ass!
I'm from DK, so it wont take long for the judge to screem EK!

Fuck this shit, i'm outy!
Nov 3 2005 6:40AM
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