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d-loc
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The specifics:

- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.
- You are not allowed to touch a wall.
- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."
- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.
- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.
- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.
* The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.
Nov 1 2005 1:19PM
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freeskier0808
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hmmm ok...

peace
Nov 1 2005 1:21PM
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johnnypsunami
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wtf?
Nov 1 2005 1:21PM
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cork5_thovex
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am i missing something becuase i don't follow.
Nov 1 2005 1:22PM
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Lanemeyers
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I'd take on 25.
Nov 1 2005 1:24PM
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rodadeaco
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I'd try 25, it would just be a matter of drop kicking them before they jump on you.
Nov 1 2005 1:37PM
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hucker22
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idk lil kids are bitches, id go with like 3 then work my way up
Nov 1 2005 1:39PM
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d-loc
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how many can you take on with the parameters listed above...
Nov 1 2005 1:41PM
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Norred
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grab one in choke hold and use him as a shield against the other's attacks. once he's (or she's) unconcious, grab the next one the same way. oh and use your other hand to block nut shots.
Nov 1 2005 1:42PM
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Norred
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next question.
Nov 1 2005 1:43PM
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KingShit
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30 but that would be little intense kneeing little kids in the head and bashing their heads in the ground don't you think?
Nov 1 2005 1:43PM
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Norred
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i seem to have misunderstood the question.
at least least an entire kindergarden class.
Nov 1 2005 1:45PM
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jibvermont
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hahahahahahahhaha like 100... matrix style.. i'd have this massive pole and flick them in the head with it.. and crush their little heads in the ground with my size 54 shoe...
Nov 1 2005 1:47PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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Probably like 25
Nov 1 2005 1:52PM
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supervore
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this has to be the weirdest question i have ever seen... you seriously should consider therapy d-loc...
Nov 1 2005 1:58PM
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lanks
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are we talking 10 year olds?

i'd say 20.
Nov 1 2005 2:00PM
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supervore
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i'd be worried about getting hit in the nuts
Nov 1 2005 2:05PM
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back_woods
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if were talking 5 year olds at least 30
Nov 1 2005 2:10PM
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d-loc
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5 year olds haha
Nov 1 2005 2:12PM
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GotamaBCshredder
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No way dude I tought a class of kindergarters last year, and after about 10 of them you are screwed, trust me. I'd take 3 adults before 10 kindergarters. But I would hold one by th feet and just spin in circles really fast til hey were all daed.
Nov 1 2005 2:19PM
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EC-Tom
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id take 50 or so...just back yourself into a corner and throw some crazy haymakers
Nov 1 2005 2:31PM
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d-loc
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ya but you cant touch the wall, even if you are knocked into it for some reason. os the corner is probably not a good idea
Nov 1 2005 2:36PM
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vRoy
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i think about 40. just grab on of them by the foot and swing em a round real fast.
Nov 1 2005 2:39PM
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InfernoHits
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yea I don't think it'd be that difficult to take on 50
Nov 1 2005 2:41PM
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SteveStepp
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25 5 year olds wouldnt be that hard. id stomp their baby asses into the dirt
Nov 1 2005 2:46PM
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cork5_thovex
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probably 5 or 6. but that is just for starters.
Nov 1 2005 2:52PM
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HandiBoard
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The thing you really have to worry about here in them biting you. Their punches and kicks aren't aren't gonna do shit because they're so weak. You have to worry about them scratching to and shit at your eyes once they get on your back. But I d sayI could take on about 25. I would grab two of them by one of their ankles and just use them as a weapon against the rest of the kids. They wouldn't be too hard to swing, they only weigh like 50-60 pounds.
Nov 1 2005 2:53PM
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Shaggy
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that actually sounds really fun, i'd love to have a go at it. i wanna kick the shit outta a bunch of little tikes
Nov 1 2005 3:18PM
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heavymetalwinner
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no foreign objects just hand to hand. i could take on 50
Nov 1 2005 3:19PM
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hype
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no 5 year old would punch hard enough to knock you unconcious... give me 50
Nov 1 2005 3:35PM
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camsteeze
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r u on drugs
Nov 1 2005 3:46PM
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skierchild
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i think he is
Nov 1 2005 3:48PM
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kyle_w
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if you think about it, it would be easy. i mean, 5 year olds have the attention span on a raisin. they wont comprehend anything the combat teachers tell them
Nov 1 2005 3:51PM
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sniper_6
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excellent question. all you need to do is subdue one then grab it by the ankles and spin it around like a fucking club desroying any and all 5 year olds in its path. i am confident that i could take on 35+
Nov 1 2005 3:51PM
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rodadeaco
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"The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down."

I think we're assuming they are trained and relentless.
Nov 1 2005 3:55PM
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kyle_w
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that just means they are willing to do anything to take you down. that doesnt tell you shit about waht all they took in from the training
Nov 1 2005 3:57PM
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freestyler540
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I could take on quite a bit...
20 at minimum
Nov 1 2005 3:59PM
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Lanemeyers
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It's a bloody shame we can't have a go at this!
Nov 1 2005 6:44PM
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justanotherskier
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a shitload
Nov 1 2005 6:48PM
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hollygrove
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wow, you took some time to think this one out...
Nov 1 2005 6:48PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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i'd take 10 to start
Nov 1 2005 6:50PM
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sneather
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obviousley!!!
Nov 1 2005 6:51PM
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PurpleSkier
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No way man. This is probably going to get me sent to hell, but whatever. The guy who was talking about drop kicking them, he's the closest. If you lift your leg like you're going to stomp outwards, it's right at a 5 year old's head level, just extend out, and fucking rearrange their face, that would be like one cold knockout every time. 5 year olds are small enough to take on like 20-30 of them.
Nov 1 2005 6:51PM
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Lax_Bro40
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id take 10 to start its all about stragedy get urself in a corner so they can only come from one direction and its just a matter of brutal ass kicking
Nov 1 2005 6:52PM
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Kendo
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how many come at you at one time?
Nov 1 2005 6:57PM
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twix_182
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well 1 will be easy, then it will get harder to about 10, then it will get easy again because they'll just take on each other because one will accidentally pull ones hair or sumthing stupid and they'll go for each other
Nov 1 2005 6:57PM
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MitchPee
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id take 40
Nov 1 2005 6:59PM
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PurpleSkier
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Oh fuck, I just thought, wait. Did he say no weapons? If they are allowed, I say fucking crowbars, or two by fours. Even some baseball bats, that would be sweet. When is this shit starting??? ;)
Nov 1 2005 7:00PM
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freestyle_rich
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you guys are forgeting one thing, they're being trained to learn kung fu or some shit like that. i could probably knock out 10 before they eat me like a bunch of piranas
Nov 1 2005 7:07PM
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Apple
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if there were alot of them, i would probaly knock out 5 or 6 before they overcame me. Espicaly if they are as vicious as you seem to make them out to be and I dont have any weapons. that many trained little kids ganging up on you means you wont last long. as soon as they get ahold of your arms and start to weight you down your screwed.
Nov 1 2005 7:16PM
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PhillyBluntz
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id say like 20
Nov 1 2005 7:18PM
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