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Bad canadian joke.

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Freestyla_01
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How do you kill a Fox?


Cut off one of its legs and make it run across canada.


I'm sorry.
Oct 31 2005 3:42AM
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Anathema
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he's not a fox... he's THE fox. don't be disrespecting one of the most noble and courageous young men of our time
Oct 31 2005 3:46AM
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Jib_This
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How do you offend 25 SFU students at the same time?

Tell them that joke. I do it all the time.
Oct 31 2005 4:01AM
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Mike-O
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Could someone explain that joke to me?
Oct 31 2005 6:00AM
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mattster
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k there was this terry fox guy, and he had cancer, and he was like well this sucks, we need money so that future cancer sufferers may have a cure... so he decided to take sponsors and to raise money he ran a martahon a day accross canada. unfortuantely he died arround half way trhough and then they made up a pretty tasteless joke about him.
Oct 31 2005 6:13AM
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*Fujative*
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wow.. thats really mean
Oct 31 2005 6:35AM
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396222687862
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ahh now i get it... yeah that was kinda mean
Oct 31 2005 7:03AM
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back_woods
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yeah its sorta like making jokes about mother teresa...
Oct 31 2005 8:59AM
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gambino500014
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yea she was a bitch tho, terry fox was a god......
Oct 31 2005 9:12AM
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Ruski
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thats horrible...
Oct 31 2005 9:35AM
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Shaggy
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i think this should be deleted...
Oct 31 2005 9:37AM
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freestyler540
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Terry Fox raised millions of dollars to fight cancer.He is not only a Canadian symbol,he is a symbol of hope.

You asked for it Freestyla_01
Q:How do you destroy a nation?
A:Vote in Bush
Oct 31 2005 10:23AM
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Bangor
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Bahahaahah, you're a horrible, horrible person.
Oct 31 2005 10:25AM
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jsg
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that is so bad what terry fox did for million of people and gave them hope...he died trying to do it....even if u where juist joking have some respect!
Oct 31 2005 10:29AM
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Download-My-Apps
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wow such poor taste. I love Terry Fox!! He's a Canadian hero, and I dare you to tell that joke at SFU.
Oct 31 2005 2:15PM
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J.D.
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Hahahahahaha... You're a bad bad person Shaun.
Oct 31 2005 2:17PM
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harlemcracka
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how do you save a Canadian from drowing?




You take your foot off the back of their head.
Oct 31 2005 2:18PM
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thecoyote
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Don't worry, students at SFU aren't real people and don't have real emotions.
Oct 31 2005 4:05PM
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lcc210
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haha i think its funny, its just a joke guys. You can joke about me when im dead I wont be offended.
Oct 31 2005 4:21PM
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skogenjake
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rosa parks is dead? does america even have any heros left?


besides ice cube?
Oct 31 2005 4:24PM
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twix_182
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your mom when we were in bed last night
Oct 31 2005 4:47PM
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freeskier0808
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dude thast a terrible joke but it makes me think of one, im sorry but i have to say it:

joke: What do u call a black preacher?

answer: Holy shit.....

peace
Oct 31 2005 4:52PM
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skogenjake
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lance is the closest we got
Oct 31 2005 8:24PM
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[fisher]
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that was hillarious...... no respect man fuck off
Oct 31 2005 8:27PM
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Download-My-Apps
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no man, you cant even begin to compare lance to terry. Lance is amazing dont get me wrong, but terry is like the greatest canadian, he died trying make the world better. Like running a marathon every day for i dont even know how many days, on one leg and having cancer. That still blows me away.
Oct 31 2005 8:38PM
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skogenjake
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oh i wasnt comparing the two. i was responding to my earlier post about what heros america has left.
Oct 31 2005 8:44PM
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Frostfired
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how bout batman
Oct 31 2005 10:43PM
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SchweitzerSki
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heroes don't have to be alive dumbass.
Oct 31 2005 10:48PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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...Fox is god.
Oct 31 2005 10:51PM
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Chubby.Chaser
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fuck you
Oct 31 2005 10:57PM
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Bangor
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Morrison is my hero. Plake too.
Oct 31 2005 10:59PM
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Freestyla_01
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I never said I didn't have any respect for Terry Fox.
I think he most likely should have won that greatest canadian award they had last year.
I have the fullest of respect for him, but in the name of comedy, I said this joke hoping people wouldn't take it too seriously.
Gad damn people.
Nov 1 2005 2:07AM
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Download-My-Apps
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yeah, the Fox is the only person you cant joke about, he's above the pope in my books
Nov 1 2005 2:09AM
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schlonginator
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^ God doesnt like you
Nov 1 2005 2:12AM
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Download-My-Apps
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but he likes the Fox
Nov 1 2005 2:40AM
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Lord_Piot
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motherfucker ran 42k a day with 1 leg.


hes hardkore enough to be labled hardkore in my books.
Nov 1 2005 3:14AM
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Jib_This
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I do all the time. People like me love it, losers like you hate it. Get a life.
Nov 1 2005 3:22AM
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Jib_This
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Oh, and because I know some moron will ask, Fox was an SFU student when he had his leg amputated. He was on the basketball and track teams, and sucked at both but tried harder than the rest so people liked him.

Long story short, no one at SFU gave a shit about Terry Fox until last year, and now everyone sucks his long-dead dick once a year.

I prefer Jamie Foxx myself, but, well, I guess that's just cuz I'm weird.
Nov 1 2005 3:27AM
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SchweitzerSki
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don't eat chicken
Nov 1 2005 3:28AM
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