Halloween

well, I already have. Basically, I stole some chick's 15 inch dildo at a halloween party last night and the fun just never ended. Drove around with it suctioned to my car with some buddies. People's facial expressions were key! ahahahahahah Oh and much much more fun came of it. Too lazy to type it all out.

Just realized that sounded kinda gay an I'm not gonna wait for the "did you stick it in your bum" question. So I'll finish it off. No, I didn't stick it in my bum. basically walked around with it in my pants at the party swung it around at people to get them to move out of my way. Lanks took a piss with it an some chick was like "put that little thing away," then he turned slightly and she caught a slight glimps and went OMG sorry. uhhh, threw it and got it stuck to the ceiling, walls etc. Attacked people with it. Oh and since it's pretty fricken heavy, it actually makes for quite the beating. And yea, that's pretty well it. Oh, and we drove past some asian chicks and their facial expressions were hilarious! Probably cuz they had never seen a cock even a third of that size before! oh good times.