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How to change a racer girl into a freeskier?

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pag
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huh yeah that's it
I have no idea except to bring her in the park but there is now snow yet so I get to get her into newschool before winter really starts
Oct 29 2005 6:04PM
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spin
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then bump her
Oct 30 2005 11:33PM
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s.jeff
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
Oct 30 2005 11:34PM
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STAUSS
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this should have been the first motha fuckin post.

1/ the chron
2/ ski movie high as hell
3/next day just fuck then go to the park
Oct 30 2005 11:35PM
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BK
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what do you call one racer girl at the bottom of the sea?
Oct 31 2005 12:44AM
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Kendo
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whaaaaaaaat
Oct 31 2005 12:50AM
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flatspinner
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lie to her, women aren't people like us
Oct 31 2005 11:22AM
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kickerlicker
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have ski sex with her in the park
Oct 31 2005 11:26AM
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pag
Posts: 3412 - Karma: 69
what's cron?
and hum yeah my plan is now:
take her to a ski premiere, watch ski movies, take her to the park next time I ski
but she's already doing jumps, she's just into all this racing mentality, like we are talking about skis and she's like yeah I love my fishers and bla bla bla...and talking to me about her fullface helmet bla bla bla
Oct 31 2005 8:02PM
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Public_Maverick
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does she not want to ski park?
Oct 31 2005 8:09PM
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zepscratch
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hahaha, i love it
Oct 31 2005 9:34PM
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1080_grinder
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tell her raceings gay and bring her nto the park( lol i have this friend that was a racer and i brought him into the park and he went off his first jump and almost landed a backflip on accident and came down on his face, it was the funnyest thing in the world)and thats all he does now is freestyle
Oct 31 2005 11:18PM
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The_Professor
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8nul Sex will do the trick
Nov 1 2005 12:31AM
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Jessbuff
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I dunno if it is even possible to convert a racer. I dated one and she was pretty stuck in her ways. She had respect for freestylers in that they have the balls to go big but then she bashed them on technique when it comes to actually skiing down the hill.

I think if they are going to convert, it will happen naturally. Maybe after they stop racing. Just keep exposing her to it.
Nov 1 2005 12:45AM
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pag
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yeah it is I just brought her today to d-structure we watched tanner hall TBC part and she told me that she'll buy twins...
Nov 2 2005 5:54PM
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-_-
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or you can convert yourself to be a racer, that way you won't be classified as a park rat.
Nov 2 2005 6:05PM
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TylerGigg
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Tell her to ski and invision the whole mountain liek one whole race course all the time. Then give her fat twins and turn her loose and they just ski as fast as you can off of everything and jsut tell her to repeat steo #1 ski the mt like a race course. Step#2 introduce the park when the skiing up top sucks but only at that time to ensure that step #1 is solide first as she might have a mental block from sking with Men instead of her regular coffee latte drinking girls club. Step#3 Intro to comps. Results don't matter at this point. Step#4 more skiing and cliffs to be dropped. Step#5 Get the Camera. Step#6 Give video footage a good edit to only put the good parts together with a good song. Step#7 release it to the masses. Step#8 You now have a freeskiing girlfriend that will show up and look good on the slopes beside you. Remember the 30 second rule is still in effect on Powder days. If she reaches strike 3 on the 30 second rule on pow days well it is then up to you to decide isn't it. Remember to have time and lots of good words of wisdom for her to insure she doesn't get pushed down. And if she gets better than you than you might want to leave town and never come back because you buddy's will laugh you out of town...
Nov 2 2005 10:07PM
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TylerGigg
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Thats all folks jsut like that.
Nov 16 2005 12:10PM
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Crock360
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let her do her thing. Last season a girl that I know ASKED me to teach her park. I tried, but after she fell like twice she said "i just dont think this is for me."

I just have it good. My gf doesn't ski, so not only don't I have to tote her around the mountain with me, but when I get back from the hill i get a leg massage, and ususally much more.
Nov 16 2005 12:30PM
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FUUUCK
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bang er
Nov 16 2005 1:55PM
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nickmiles
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tell her, " i will teach you how to nose bress your box if you lipslide my rail"


i know h its been said alreafy but i couldn't resist
Nov 16 2005 3:51PM
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SkiingLlama
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^yeah, she will love the lip slids
Nov 16 2005 6:33PM
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Elife
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lots a fairy powder and a hammer blow to the head, do you really need advice or are you just looking for attention?
Nov 16 2005 9:27PM
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godz
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Convert her race skis to twin tip with a torch, vice, and a few rivets.

...and if that doesn't work, then sleep with her friends.
Nov 16 2005 10:37PM
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