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resnick13
Posts: 1147 - Karma: 23
I was out for dinner with some friends of a friend and we were just casually talking. So suddenly all of them bunch together and say 'Alright, we are going to ask you a question'

I am thinking it is going to be some hardcore question to answer, but this is what it was:

'If you could have sex with (insert hot celebrity here), but you had to wear a paperbag over your head with eyeholes while your doing it, would you?'

so naturally my answer was 'I see no reason why not'

and then they all looked at me like I was some weirdo, so I thought to myself if there was a trick to that question, but I couldn't find any. Is there something wrong with having sex to a hot celebrity with a paperbag over your head?

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Dec 9 2002 3:39AM
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wiener
Posts: 2247 - Karma: 63
thats fucked. were you with dirty skanks? did you fuck any of them you know are they dirty?
you there get down on this throbbing pole of hot man chickken
Dec 9 2002 4:27AM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
haha, that is mental yo, I see nothing wrong with that at all. I would wear a big fluffy bear head over mine if it meant I could give old Natalie Portman a good root.

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Dec 9 2002 5:35AM
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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
i'll wear ms portman on my head while giving britney a good old aussie shaftin'
Dec 9 2002 6:41AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
hmm I would do that too
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Dec 9 2002 10:47AM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
were they chicks or dudes? if they were chicks i would understand cause girls are retarded when it comes to guy boning hot celbrities.


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Dec 9 2002 1:53PM
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SCHROEDER
Posts: 93 - Karma: 10
Back when I was in highschool, this guy convinced this girl, not the most popular, at a party, to sleep with him. Only condition was that she had to wear a paper bag on her head. Reportedly, she found it funny and was sorta laughing. Me, I find it sick, but hey.
Dec 9 2002 2:14PM
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Badfish2
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 21
If Oprah wants me to wear a paper bag.. i'd wear the paper bag
Dec 9 2002 4:01PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
Oprah? good god man. she should be wearing the bag...
Dec 9 2002 4:08PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
shit, i wouldn't go near her unless she was wearing more than just a paper bag


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Dec 9 2002 4:16PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
Posts: 6783 - Karma: 23
You're calling yourself ugly then. That's the joke; u put a paper bag with one hole in it and give it to an ugly girl.



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Dec 9 2002 4:17PM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
as long as i could see nothing else would matter
Taste Death. Live Life.
Dec 9 2002 5:45PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Stay the fuck away from Natalie, she's mine!
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Dec 9 2002 7:16PM
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SUpilot
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Taste Death. Live Life.
Dec 9 2002 7:21PM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
man she is hot



oh wait but burke is more hot right?
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Dec 9 2002 7:25PM
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CrystalineSkier
Posts: 1065 - Karma: 16
Portman's my girl. i live with her, and i sleep with her

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Dec 9 2002 7:25PM
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LifeJacket
Posts: 2665 - Karma: 62

A paper bag wouldn't be enough to fuck Rossie Odonald,




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Dec 9 2002 8:34PM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
oh man life jacket, you had to say that. thats just gross
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Dec 9 2002 8:57PM
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Mykel
Posts: 1560 - Karma: 84
oh... my ...god...I want natalie portman sooooooooooooooo bad!!!





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Dec 9 2002 11:23PM
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therealjerk
Posts: 2806 - Karma: 26
Arrrr! Appearently you kids dont know that Jay's staked his claim to Ms. Portman time and time again. he owns her and he will kill those who covet her. muahahahhahahhah

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Dec 10 2002 12:25AM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Thanks therealgomer. I guess I'll just have to hunt these kids down.

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Dec 10 2002 12:36AM
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nealdawgdiamond
Posts: 1685 - Karma: 12
yeh im pretty sure jay already owns natalie, so im gonna stay away


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Dec 10 2002 12:36AM
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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
hey jay - smoke my peace pipe!!
Dec 10 2002 6:11AM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
hey jay, there are some pretty kinky sluts that i know, so if you ever want to exchange....


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Dec 10 2002 1:37PM
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SUpilot
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Taste Death. Live Life.
Dec 10 2002 5:43PM
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SUpilot
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Taste Death. Live Life.
Dec 10 2002 5:46PM
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SUpilot
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Taste Death. Live Life.
Dec 10 2002 5:47PM
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EastCoastPride
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Mmmmmmmmm... she is, well, a goddess.










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Dec 10 2002 8:00PM
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Freeskifro
Posts: 1191 - Karma: 10
This kid at my school boned a really hot chick at a party cept' he didn't have a condom so he used a paper bag....the fucken most retarded thing i have ever heard.
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Dec 10 2002 10:14PM
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Caden
Posts: 3213 - Karma: 10
he put it around his dick???


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Dec 10 2002 10:39PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
some kid in my school used saran wrap


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Dec 10 2002 10:50PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
GodDAM that chick in the Ralph Lauren ads is hot.

And about the saran wrap, that was in Grease.

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Dec 10 2002 11:57PM
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rockgeek
Posts: 55 - Karma: 10
whats so wierd having sex with paperbag over your face?
Dec 11 2002 2:47PM
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teneighty_skier22
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 11
why do you need your face during sex anyways...?


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Dec 11 2002 2:48PM
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Badfish2
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 21
Hey... If oprah asks me to do anything.. i'm doing it. FIRST of all, she's like the richest woman in th World... Second of all... look at those boobies ;)
Dec 12 2002 3:52AM
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rockgeek
Posts: 55 - Karma: 10
bad bad bad fish...
so you do it for the boobs and the money? :D
i think you fancy here 4 real :P
Dec 12 2002 6:55AM
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ECFS-Attitash
Posts: 2573 - Karma: 13
there is no way he used a paper bag for a condom, that would be soooo uncomfortable for both of them, not to mention useless


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