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^NewYork
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my fucking parents are gone, im alone. its 1am and my doorbell just rang. my dog went fucking nuts and now I cant here her. now the FUCKING guy is knocking. im pissing my pants. i pressed the page button on my phone reciver to here were it was and its downstairs. I would have to go past th door to go downstairs FUCKKKKKK. what should i do.
19 years ago
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
i would ahve looked tho a peep hole thing in the door
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nilzlet
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so are you dead?
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casualfiasco
Posts: 662 - Karma: 10
we need an answer to this fing thread
what happened
19 years ago
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tBatt
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no u dont u live in malta ny
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^NewYork
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I live in Boulder and malta dude.
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
All I need is my mitts.



I love Sin City.
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~Cork_1080~
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well what did happen!!??
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
what a pussy, he didnt have to go to the door, but he could have at least looked out the window to see them when they walk away and id them, if they were someone he knows he could have opened the door and said hey, for all he knew it could have been the dominoe's pizza guy, or hell, your nextdoor neighbor who happens to be really hot and really horny, god that would suck to not open that door.
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GotamaBCshredder
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THATS THe best part of living in montana, its totally kosher to answer the door with a 12 gauge
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^NewYork
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haha holy shit, yeah a fucking pizza guy will come to my house at 1am when i didin't even order one!! !
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bermbuster49
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^could be a prank, you never know
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snowbladesforlife
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Odds are that if you opened that door you would have woken up at the gas station with an ass full of beef jerky.
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bmxican_89
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original or teriaki?
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l337
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Try reverseing the affect. try to scare the crap out of the guy
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GotamaBCshredder
Posts: 5062 - Karma: 424
yeah just open the door "AAAAHHHHHH I'M GUNNA FUCKING KILL YOU!!!" then slam it again. That would be so funny if a 12 year old kid did that, and do it with like a meatcleaver or something. Or a wrench, pipe, lamp, fake pipe bomb. you know the usual stuff
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bueyan
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well doood... what the hell... what happened... like he obviously gone by now
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mike_e
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what happened???
18 years ago
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invader7
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read damit he went to bed and didnt worry bout it
18 years ago
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snwbrdmilf
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....and it's 2 years old?
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EastSteez.
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you should just get out yo 9 and start bustin caps
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mike_e
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i was using e-sarcasm
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Mod
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Don't know if anybody said this but I don't think somebody breaking into your house at night would use a doorbell.
18 years ago
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PicketFence
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dude what happened to your dog
18 years ago
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[duffle]
Posts: 78 - Karma: 9
he was the one who got raped that was in the story
18 years ago
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skiierman
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With Michelle because she just turned 18 you know.
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fourhundred
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where's your dog?
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