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^NewYork
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my fucking parents are gone, im alone. its 1am and my doorbell just rang. my dog went fucking nuts and now I cant here her. now the FUCKING guy is knocking. im pissing my pants. i pressed the page button on my phone reciver to here were it was and its downstairs. I would have to go past th door to go downstairs FUCKKKKKK. what should i do.
Oct 29 2005 2:55AM
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k2yeags
Posts: 2320 - Karma: 27
? just go see who it is. and ig your really that scared bring a pocket knife
Oct 29 2005 2:57AM
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lineskier10
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find a gun
Oct 29 2005 2:58AM
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^NewYork
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my dog is fucking gonee
Oct 29 2005 2:58AM
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SteezePatrol
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turn on ALL the lights, slam open the window, scream


or call the cops
Oct 29 2005 3:01AM
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SteezePatrol
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OR MAN UP AND GO CHECK

with a weapon
Oct 29 2005 3:02AM
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k2yeags
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lamo
Oct 29 2005 3:02AM
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^NewYork
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FUCK he KNOCKED AGAIN. im out, im going to move my fucking couch to block the stairs
Oct 29 2005 3:02AM
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Anathema
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oh man, it's like watching a horror movie. the suspense!! dude, are you good man? or did the sucker get ya..
Oct 29 2005 3:04AM
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PurpleSkier
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Who is it? Ever think of looking? Grow up a bit, get some balls. I mean shit, you'd be fine, and not at all out of line if you answered the door with a baseball bat. If you've got that, he wouldn't dare fuck with you, and if he does, just start cracking away. Inside of knees, torso hits, slam it down on his head. Bam. You're safe.
Oct 29 2005 3:05AM
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lalalalaura
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who the fuck is this guy at your door? maybe he wants to give you pizza or perhaps offer you a pleasant invitation to a night of successful porn filming?
Oct 29 2005 3:06AM
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eheath
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Just balls up and see who it is.
Oct 29 2005 3:06AM
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jsg
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call the fucking swat...or get a bat
Oct 29 2005 3:08AM
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*BeckyK*
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 11
Whats going on??? The suspense is killing me!!! POST AND TELL US WHATS GOING ON!!! lol. Im a nerd.
Oct 29 2005 3:09AM
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PurpleSkier
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Dude. Baseball Bat. End of discussion. Do it.
Oct 29 2005 3:11AM
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^NewYork
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I live in the fucking hills of boulder
Oct 29 2005 3:11AM
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*BeckyK*
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Hahaha. My BF lives in Colorado Springs... I wouldn't fuck with Coloradians.
Oct 29 2005 3:12AM
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SteezePatrol
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OH MY GOD, SOMEONE IS KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR...HOLY SHIT, OPENA WINDOW AND ANSWER THEM...

alias thread
Oct 29 2005 3:12AM
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jibs
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oh just call the cops..they have nothing better to do and it'll be damn funny if it turns out you know the guy.
Oct 29 2005 3:12AM
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*BeckyK*
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Or just open the door... Could be like your parents or a friend or someone who broke down on the highway who needs help...
Oct 29 2005 3:13AM
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*BeckyK*
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WE'll all go to your funeral...













not.
Oct 29 2005 3:13AM
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SteezePatrol
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shhhhhhhh
Oct 29 2005 3:21AM
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lalalalaura
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i'll go if you finish the rest of your story and end up dying.amen/guaranteed/i'm not sure what to say in this situation/ i promise
Oct 29 2005 3:24AM
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^NewYork
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yep im dead , you stupid cunts.
Oct 29 2005 3:25AM
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*BeckyK*
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Fuck you

Im not going to your funeral anymore.
Oct 29 2005 3:26AM
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mattster
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haha priceless thread
Oct 29 2005 5:20AM
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sKILOve07
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yeah bring a bat or frying pan.... chances are you probably know the person

that happened to me once when i was watching the exorcist at like midnight and i was scared and i flipped on the lights and it was one of my friends
Oct 29 2005 8:32AM
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NickMartini
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it is probably your parents comming home.......
Oct 29 2005 8:46AM
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wskibum176
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yea, get the army on the phone
Oct 29 2005 8:48AM
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ERIEcoastSKIER
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set a bunch of traps like in home alone
go open the door and if its somebody trying to kill you theen lure them into the traps and your set.
Oct 29 2005 9:02AM
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campbell90
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if that was me i would have just pretended to be asleep
Oct 29 2005 9:09AM
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R-Bertsch
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so what happened ?
Oct 29 2005 9:25AM
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Lateralis
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you live in boulder? have you pissed off any emo kids in trench coats the past couple weeks?
Oct 29 2005 9:26AM
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imotion
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well if your home alone, you can call the cops and say there is a suspicous person at my house and they'll be there and its not like you'll get in shit.

i bet its your neighbor or something, who rings doorbells before they rob?
Oct 29 2005 9:29AM
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Luc.
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stop being such a pussy, grab a metal bar or bat or something ...or even a knife and conseal it in your back poket...and answer the fucking door...by the time u actually do it, the guy is going to be hella pissed anyways becasue he was standing outside for like 2 hours.
Oct 29 2005 9:34AM
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sacchettiadam
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dude its probolly a girl.
Oct 29 2005 9:44AM
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cork5_thovex
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oh man i would shit myself too, just because i am a pussy. it is funny how he is on NS while there is a suspious person at his front door. that is core.
Oct 29 2005 9:46AM
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niels.
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^haha yea at 1 in the morning too
Oct 29 2005 10:47AM
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rightcoastskier
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SO WHAT HAPPENED???
Oct 29 2005 12:04PM
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InfernoHits
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yea dude did you die or waht?!
Oct 29 2005 12:51PM
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00000000
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I just gave him a call and no answer, he's prolly just gone out or sometin. I doubt hes dead.
Oct 29 2005 1:00PM
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nothanks
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This has happened to my three times before.

One time it was a girlscout selling cookies.

Next time it was Fedex dropping off some ski stuff.

The last time, it was some weird guy at the wrong house. It was kinda creepy, I had a "concealed weapon" in the pocket, he looked really sketchy. Kinda scary.
Oct 29 2005 1:05PM
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skogenjake
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this just happened to my friend sam. he finally opened it and it was some weird ass guy that just bolted. scary shit.

if it ever happened to me id grab a shotgun (empty because we dont hunt they are like grandpa's old ones) and open the door, but id keep the shotgun in my other hand behind the door.
Oct 29 2005 1:10PM
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^NewYork
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I didint answer the door, I went to bed I woke up. nothing happend. you guys suck.im sure that if someone banged on your door non stop at one in the morning you would walk downstairs and say hello
Oct 29 2005 1:22PM
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396222687862
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hmm.... seems like hes either dead or just trying to get attention...
Oct 29 2005 1:23PM
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lcc210
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youre a pussy how old are you 11
Oct 29 2005 1:33PM
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french_fry
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Holy SHIT! http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/2200262/detail.html
Oct 29 2005 1:35PM
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396222687862
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oh god not another death of an NS member... do we need a funeral?
Oct 29 2005 1:37PM
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Genome
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that would scare the shit out of me
Oct 29 2005 1:49PM
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freestyleskiin
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hahahahahahhah
Oct 29 2005 1:58PM
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KEVTRON
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yeah...lol shoot him in the fucking balls with a bb gun
Oct 29 2005 4:22PM
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