Replying to Why Halloween is the best Holiday (minus Christmas of course)

First off, Halloween is the most under-appreciated holiday ever. The day after should a day off- I think im gonna start a petition on that and stand outside the grocery store.

Reasons: In no particular order...

- It is an excuse to throw a big party and act crazy during the week (most of the time except on the rare weekend Halloween) - and no one will call you "alchi"
- You get to wear cool costumes and pretend to be someone your're not
-You get to scare the shit out of people
-Girls dress up as everyday things, but with a sexy slutty twist (ive never been so attracted to firefighters and chefs as i was last night)
-Girls dress hot and slutty (just wanted to make that point clear)
-you get free candy and or alcohol

It is clear - Halloween is the best holiday; benefits outweigh all costs!

If you guys can think of a better holiday (minus xmas of course, that is when i get ski gear) - let me know so I can show you the light.