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Why Halloween is the best Holiday (minus Christmas of course)
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First off, Halloween is the most under-appreciated holiday ever. The day after should a day off- I think im gonna start a petition on that and stand outside the grocery store.
Reasons: In no particular order...
- It is an excuse to throw a big party and act crazy during the week (most of the time except on the rare weekend Halloween) - and no one will call you "alchi"
- You get to wear cool costumes and pretend to be someone your're not
-You get to scare the shit out of people
-Girls dress up as everyday things, but with a sexy slutty twist (ive never been so attracted to firefighters and chefs as i was last night)
-Girls dress hot and slutty (just wanted to make that point clear)
-you get free candy and or alcohol
It is clear - Halloween is the best holiday; benefits outweigh all costs!
If you guys can think of a better holiday (minus xmas of course, that is when i get ski gear) - let me know so I can show you the light.
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My reason: I am on crutches due to a dislocated knee and I wore a banana suit last night. That caused a girl (I'd say about a 9, very rare) to get drunk, see me and say "banaddnana!!!!!!!!!!" and then play beirut with her incredibly shortr skirt on, only to say "banana, look at this" and bend over so I could see her stellar ass. This is why I, a crippled man in a banana suit, loves halloween.
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yeah halloween is sweet. Today all the seniors at my school were allowed to wear costumes to school, and its pretyt much an excuse for the girls to wear slutty clothes and not get in trouble for it.
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beautiful example, you make me proud.
you also caused me to remember a point i forgot:
with the right costume and fun attitude about it, you can get a ton of attention from a chick outside your "range" with a high rate of hook-upage, or at least a good money shot.
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last year, almost 7 BILLION dollars was spent on halloween in the united states, (6.9 billion)
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^that's a helluva lot. I don't even want to know how much was spent on Christmas.
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not to mention strange men you dont know give you free shit
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I love halloween, too bad it's on a damn monday
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you get to run around in the dark doin stupid shit and can get free candy just by ringing a doorbell
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(Monday+Holloween)(Tuesday+Finals)=The Suck
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Haha. I don't have school on Mon or Tues... Making me pretty dang happy.
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HA!....i am gunna be in LA for hallooween in the air PORT!!!
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