New Southpark

shit i missed it. what was it about.

hahah the best part is when butters parents kill that chick to feed him then he asked for spagheteos

hahahhaha ya that one was soo f-ing funny

the new ones have been brilliant.



the "future-telling device".
ahahahahaha.

I...LOVE....SOUTH PARK

i look forward to it every week. on wednesday, thats all i look forward to. then thursday, i can watch it again at 10pm. friday, i talk about it, as with saturday and sunday. monday i get ready for the new one. tuesday, i get pumped for the new one. what the fuck am i talking about.

haha

"Don't go up to the indian burial ground. . . Don't do it"

"oh butters, you smell like Bacon"

i missed it

"Mr. Garrison: I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
Mr. Hat: I'm your friend, Mr. Hat, Stan. You can tell me anything. Now, who hits you? Is it your father or your mother?
Stan: Well, neither one. It's my sister.
Mr. Garrison: Your sister? For God's sake, quit being such a little wuss! Stop wasting Mr. Hat's time with pansy, little fu-fu problems. And give me back my cocoa!
Mr. Garrison Quotes (1 - 8 out of 28)
Mr. Garrison drops the sugar-coating and gives the children all the blood and guts that comprises the fucked-up world we live in. Praise be.


Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you just say?!
Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry (Clears throat and pulls out megaphone), actually what I said was, "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"
Quote Rating: 9.4 outta 10 - Vote Now!

Mr. Garrison: I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
Quote Rating: 9.2 outta 10 - Vote Now!

Mr. Garrison: Does anyone know what sexual harassment means?
Cartman: When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.
Quote Rating: 9.0 outta 10 - Vote Now!

Mr. Garrison: Let's start the day with a few new math problems -- what is five times two? Yes. Clyde?
Clyde: Twelve.
Mr. Garrison: Okay. Now let's try and get an answer from somebody who is not a complete retard.


Mr. Garrison: Who was in charge of the feminist movement of the early '60's?
Cartman: A bunch of fat old skanks on their periods.
Mr. Garrison: Right. But who was the fattest, oldest skank on her period?


Cartman: Shut up - you fucking jew!!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the 'f word?'
Cartman: Jew??

^ those are great. the second from the bottom is one i have never heard before.

hahahaha soooo goood ^^

hahaha i loved it

Mr. Garrison: Let's start the day with a few new math problems -- what is five times two? Yes. Clyde?
Clyde: Twelve.
Mr. Garrison: Okay. Now let's try and get an answer from somebody who is not a complete retard.


Mr. Garrison: Who was in charge of the feminist movement of the early '60's?
Cartman: A bunch of fat old skanks on their periods.
Mr. Garrison: Right. But who was the fattest, oldest skank on her period?


Cartman: Shut up - you fucking jew!!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the 'f word?'
Cartman: Jew??



HAHAHA I'm feelin those...
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its on in another 4.5 hours. im already amped.

we found out it wasn't global warming that caused the flood. it was...........crab people, crab people

yoo the one last night wasnt that good....except for the fag drag part

yeah kinda weak

CRAAAAAAAB PEOPLE CRAAAAAAAB PEOPLE ahahhaah good stuff

the new one right now...gingers...hilarious.

im loving it.

"wat did the kid in the green hat tell you"
"oh, uhh, a funny thing that happend at school"

i hate gingers.

that episode was genius

gingers mad true

That's weird because I have an aunty Ginger and her hair is red...

i like that one...wow its best show ever.. i am am even going to say it is better then family guy, what 8 seasons south park has 8 seasons of funny ass shit southpark is the better show