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Everyone who hates Hummers say I

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BioEnhanced
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They piss me off so much. Fucking rich assholes driving around, wasting gas, thinking they're so superior to everyone else. I have a friend who draws on Hummers with a sharpie every time he sees one. God they piss me off.
Oct 27 2005 4:54PM
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line1260skier
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H1s kick ass if you acutly off road in them, hella fun
Oct 27 2005 7:57PM
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BioEnhanced
Posts: 552 - Karma: 11
aaaah hahaha Bob Saget.

YOU GOT SHIT EVERYWHERE!!!
Oct 27 2005 8:04PM
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wontskieast
Posts: 290 - Karma: 10
i once got a hummer from your mom and it had 22's on it 22 inches of head
Oct 27 2005 8:09PM
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skifree919
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ahhaha i made a thread about how much hummer H2s suck like 2 years ago. I agree, rich bitch morons drive them.
Oct 27 2005 8:18PM
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jon*
Posts: 32 - Karma: 10
dont be hating on te hummers, actually, ya hate on them
Oct 27 2005 8:22PM
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bmxican_89
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that was the first thing i thought when i saw this thread
Oct 27 2005 8:24PM
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SteezePatrol
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wll not say that do not lke hummers because they are so fuckng blngg that f you wanted to go through compton or some crazy sht lke that, you just get n your hummer and cruse
Oct 27 2005 8:29PM
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BobYohan
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i fuckin haate them. H2 represents everything thats wrong with the american lifestyle. there was a white one in my old neighbourhood, i egged it several times.
i agree that the H1 is less of a poser vehicle but its just as wasteful and pointless to drive in the city.
Oct 27 2005 8:30PM
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BioEnhanced
Posts: 552 - Karma: 11
How i love vandalizing Hummers.
Oct 27 2005 9:03PM
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BioEnhanced
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Well, I suppose i should say, "How I love the vandalism of Hummers" because ive never had the pleasure.
Oct 27 2005 9:04PM
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Davevinc1080
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i agree
Oct 27 2005 9:05PM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
It has a fuel tank that holds 32 FUCKING GALLONS of gas.

My old Subaru cost less than half what it takes to keep a hummer on the road... and my current transportation (vespa) has a 2 gallon tank.

You might as well keep a giant furnace in the back seat, just in case you have an urge to burn some more money.

Also, it just looks like a piece of shit with huge wheels.
Oct 27 2005 10:20PM
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Ski-hobo
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how many MPG does that vespa get?
Oct 27 2005 10:21PM
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ERIEcoastSKIER
Posts: 544 - Karma: 10
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Oct 27 2005 10:23PM
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
its not a hummer, its a tahoe! but the h1, if you are using it mostly for offroading is a great car, its the only stock vehicle that can handle 38 degree inclines, and it has good clearance
Oct 27 2005 10:36PM
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MALONE
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Oct 27 2005 10:42PM
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BioEnhanced
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wow, so unnecessary. Of the 3 people who have h1s ill bet 1/8 of them use it for offroading.
Oct 27 2005 10:46PM
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Chubby.Chaser
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i think it would be pretty cool to have a humvee with a machine gun on the top...or a canyonero
Oct 27 2005 10:55PM
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awsomecoolguy
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Oct 27 2005 10:58PM
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1-pippin
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i fucking love h1's those are soo badass, h2's are gay as shit it sucks at offroading it is nothing even close to a real hummer. the h3 is pretty cool cause it looks cooler and offroads better. but the h1 is sick and fuck you if you dont like them.
i dont care if it wastes gas or if it causes global warming cause global warming is bullshit.
hummer "H1"s are the shit.

only thing that beats them are the g waggons, and if you have ever seen the german military g wagons those things are crazy compared to the h1, its sooo much higher and sooo much bigger and badass.,
Oct 27 2005 11:15PM
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agree.this
Posts: 794 - Karma: 9
if your gonna own a hummer, own a real fuckin hummer! not an h2 or h3!
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Oct 27 2005 11:23PM
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~Cork_1080~
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II, they should make hybrid hummers or something
Oct 28 2005 12:48AM
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Matty.
Posts: 9458 - Karma: 105
I...the new Hummers are useless, they aren't even meant for taking offroad or anything anymore, they are just meant for all the gangsta gas gusslers...the old school Hummers owned, especially the army ones with that huge gun on the top.
Oct 28 2005 1:02AM
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ThaLorax
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yea, just like every fucking suv nowadays
Oct 28 2005 1:03AM
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*rkp*
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Honestly you hummer haters need to get a life. I'm sick of it. They are actually really nice if you've actually had the chance to be in one. They are 15 feet long, which is a good 2-4 feet shorter than most minivans, trucks and other suvs. Yes they are taller and wider than other things, which gives them the impression of being huge. They really aren't. The chassis is shared with the tahoe, but it is substantially strenghtened. As for gas guzzling, ya, they do use alot of gas. Same as any other V8 suv or high performance sports car. The Ford Excursion and new Dodge Durango, amongst other trucks(and 3500 gas pick-up), are both bigger and have worse fuel economy than the h2. The H2 also perform off-road better than like 90% of anything else you can buy. Why not hate on commercial aircrafts, semi trucks and oil tankers? Seriously. Last weekend my family tested the h2, the navi, escalade and Infinity QX56. H2 and Infitity were pretty close in first place, navi in second and escalade last. Why not hate on the escalade? Its a piece of shit. Gutless and the interior quality is lacking. The door handles are made out of fake chrome like on costume jewelery. I'm just saying that there lots of stuff out there worse than the h2 and you people are judging when you know nothing about what you are hating on. I could go on forever but whats the point. Typical ns kid will post right after this saying lol ya rite buds! whatchya talkin about!? h2's are gay cuz im jealous of them or im hopping on the hate bandwagon ..........
Oct 28 2005 1:06AM
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jibs
Posts: 2529 - Karma: 48
i agree...we should hate on all those gas guzzlin poseur machines.


airplanes though are as efficient as a bus (so the rumour goes, and it's people moving ratio)..it's the distances they travel that make them bad.
Oct 28 2005 1:33AM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
stock it gets around 90... I've been messing with the carb so now it probably gets more like 75, but I can take it on the freeway.
Oct 28 2005 2:36AM
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westnile
Posts: 372 - Karma: 10
wow all you kids are gay i love a good blow job. just kidding i hate the cars but man do i love when she sucks my popsicle
Oct 28 2005 3:11AM
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prophet
Posts: 4734 - Karma: 1,007
more than i hate mayonaise, and you know how much i hate mayonaise.
Oct 28 2005 3:16AM
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TAK
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I like pie.
Oct 28 2005 3:17AM
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funbox14
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yea hummers piss me off i only see them when i am in the city never when i am upstate.
Oct 28 2005 6:36AM
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RedbAss
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thats cuz 3/8 of a hummer wont offroad very well, or how far do get with 2 1/2 wheels?

My 4door sidekick gets about 35 mpg
Oct 28 2005 6:49AM
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d-loc
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rich, haha did you say rich?

cuz the H3 is like $27,000, hardly a rich mans car.

now the H2 is what like $45,000

the original hummers from the army are like $110,000... now those maybe get a rich vote but still not that much for a kick ass car.

but yeah I hate all the fucks that think they have a "real" hummer when all they have is a Tahoe frame with a hummer body.
the H3 is so cheap looking and the H2 is not far behind
Oct 28 2005 8:14AM
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OReJow
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They are so pointless. If you're thinking about dropping $50k on a fake-ass luxury-off-roader, do this math: take $20k and buy a Jeep Wrangler. Now you have a real off-roader. Then take your $30k you saved and buy an Audi A4. Now you have a real Luxury car too! there, all your needs are taken care of, and you won't look like an obnoxious pretentious soccer mom or wanna-be gangster.
Oct 28 2005 8:36AM
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japanada
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37" tires, run flat tires, dual air actuated lockers front and rear. I beleive it sits on rockwell 2 ton military axles. 7.5Lish desiel. Front and rear 15,000lbs winches. can easily ford about 3feet of water. full body skid plates, what else am i missing?? im sure a lot. i have a sweet hummer video somewhere, ill post it when i find it.
Oct 28 2005 9:13AM
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t-mack101
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h1's is da way to go rambo n shit id love it
Oct 28 2005 9:14AM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
i aht them so fucking much this is the only way id buy one

http://nissanminis.com/album_page.php?pic_id=8506&sid=079c2c245124f8ef82c19d116ba7c9be
Oct 28 2005 9:33AM
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LPT_311
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can you say pointless thread. If rich bastards want to buy them, let them. Name me one person who wouldn't drive an expensive car or truck of any kind if they had the money. Lets not bitch about something so pointless
Oct 28 2005 9:39AM
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d-loc
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hahah thats a nice looking ride
Oct 28 2005 9:40AM
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japanada
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that is sooooo fucking UGLY!!
Oct 28 2005 9:47AM
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DANETRON
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ya well it looks better than a lifted h2
Oct 28 2005 9:47AM
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japanada
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not in my opion.
Oct 28 2005 10:02AM
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japanada
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here are the hummer movies.

http://videos.streetfire.net/Player.aspx?fileid=2A807520-7CCB-48E6-94FA-89D98FB6F2D2&t=top&p=0

http://www.jeep-trails.com/images/V...ummers_Suck.wmv
Oct 28 2005 10:04AM
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DANETRON
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all that fucking gay bulky suspension makes it look like shit and it is also im practical for offroading. Just because its a hummer doesnt make it good for wheelin unless its one of the first genereation ones
Oct 28 2005 10:05AM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
Hummers are everything that's wrong with america in one not so small package.
Oct 28 2005 10:10AM
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cork5_thovex
Posts: 1068 - Karma: 8
looks like the boxy scion just bigger and way more expensive. I really don't like the H2 but if you can afford it and you want one go buy it.
Oct 28 2005 10:10AM
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DANETRON
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exactlly. they have no more fucking room then a scion either
Oct 28 2005 10:18AM
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japanada
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scions SUCK. except for the TC, even that isnt all that.
Oct 28 2005 10:19AM
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DANETRON
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scions suck period
Oct 28 2005 10:21AM
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RedbAss
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come on now, all GM vehicles suck. They ssimply arn't very 21st century. Well the corvettes ok, but still has the look and feel of a much cheaper GM car
Oct 28 2005 10:27AM
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