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Cant let this one slide

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Download-My-Apps
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So yeah, I left home give or take 3 months ago for university. And I get a callfrom my buddy from my home town naturally I'm pumped to hear from him. But he calls to tell that my little sister has bascially became a slut. She gets shit faced everyweeked and hooks up with guys, my friend said that she had sex with a 20 year old piece of shit hockey player, and just hangs around town and fucks up highschool girls. So I called my sister to bitch her out and she says she was too drunk to rember what happend with that guy, and she has no idea what she, but chances are that asshole took advantage. So if she was that drunk, i would call that takign advantage of her and maybe even date rape. And that fucker always fucks up girls in highschool, and right now my town has the highest STD rate in Canada.

So I've already bitched out my sister. But i wanna do more, i wont get to go home till christmas. And ive never fought in my life, but i want to fuck up this guy. The problem is he's like 3 years older than me and proably has 20 pounds on me and hes a hockey player so chances are a good fighter. But like i cant just let this slide. You guys have any ideas how i could fuck him up.

and please no sister comments i already know...

thanks
Oct 27 2005 12:49AM
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back_woods
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youve got till christmas, hit the gym
Oct 27 2005 8:22AM
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t-mack101
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just keep hitting him in da face in da nose and eyes and hit em hard till he hits the floor
Oct 27 2005 8:24AM
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hucker22
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never go back home, its over, just disown her problem solved
Oct 27 2005 11:27AM
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whattheshit
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do a drive by burrito, that will definitley take him out. you won't even have to get out of the car to finish the job.
Oct 27 2005 11:34AM
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Download-My-Apps
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whats that?
Oct 27 2005 11:41AM
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whattheshit
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you throw a burrito???
Oct 27 2005 11:56AM
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Download-My-Apps
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lol ok, i thought it was some sort of thing like a bottle rocket
Oct 27 2005 12:06PM
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powder_2_the_people
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pussy
Oct 27 2005 12:15PM
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WIfreeskier
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shopping list:
-baseball bat
-steel-toed boots
-8ball, you'll have so much energy and rage

then go at him
Oct 27 2005 12:23PM
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.John.
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get a posse together and roll on him. old west style
Oct 27 2005 12:24PM
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sconniestyle
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dress up like a hockey ref, and when you see him, blow a whistle in his face and tell him he has a penalty for dirty sticking. then take off your skate and stab him with it
Oct 27 2005 12:47PM
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hermanbc
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Cut his skis in half.
Oct 27 2005 12:58PM
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MarkieR
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just kick his ass with some sort of weapon, fighting isn't fair. beat his ass with a baseball bat (mentioned earlier) or something like that, soprano's style. leave him in an unconscious state with labored breathing. that will make you feel better about it. leave a note on his chest letting him know what the ass beating was for, he won't do it again.
Oct 27 2005 1:03PM
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dandoy
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damn straight
Oct 27 2005 1:06PM
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freestyleskiin
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haha that'll work

- with a note telling him politly to stay away form your sis
Oct 27 2005 1:06PM
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heavymetalwinner
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you have a few months right now. start going to the gym, beef up and start boxing get back home. run into the guy. bring the shit to his attention. do not punch first. hold your hands up palms out and say you dont want physical confrontation. yet verbally bring the guy to his knees. hes a hockey player he'll punch you and then you can wreck him. after hes punched its self defence especialy if you made it blatantly clear by having your arms up u didnt want a physical fight. kic him repeatedly in the nuts.
Oct 27 2005 1:22PM
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powder_2_the_people
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rape him back
Oct 27 2005 1:29PM
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hype
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make your sis tell the truth, and have your buddy back home be her new brother and watch out for her
Oct 27 2005 2:39PM
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lorida
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Leave the 20 year old alone, it's your sis' fault for getting that drunk
Oct 27 2005 3:10PM
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XxLibertYxX
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hit him in the shins with a baseball bat then piss in his mouth then shit in his eyes!
Oct 27 2005 3:16PM
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Badfish2
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here's a question.,.. does he have a sister?
Oct 27 2005 4:02PM
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johanblaze
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if you give me 5 grand i'll stab him in the heart and hide his body.
Oct 27 2005 4:07PM
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Badfish2
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i would just fuck his sister or hit on his mom when they're drunk and send him the pictures.. i don't think stabbing is necessary.
Oct 27 2005 4:12PM
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ohiorprsnt
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pick up a rock a smash him in the face with it than kick his ass. it may be a bitch move but you only have to fight your family fair
Oct 27 2005 4:12PM
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Download-My-Apps
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yeah man im getting a couple of my friends to do that.Hopefully they can do that.But she has to learn how not to be a retard by her self.
Oct 27 2005 5:04PM
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GotamaBCshredder
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funniest thing ever
Oct 27 2005 5:19PM
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casualfiasco
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ya dude gang beat the shit out of him and then leave his ass behind
Oct 27 2005 6:07PM
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AwR
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either hit the gym up, or when you go back to your town, find his house, be really covert dress in all black get gloves and burn his fucking house to the ground and leave no trace behind, like watch a bunch of CSI and take notes on how not to get caught
Oct 27 2005 6:19PM
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Ruski
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i think the answer is clear....castrate him
Oct 27 2005 6:59PM
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Nivrittam
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hahahah or pull a chain whip of him or two screwdrivers
Oct 27 2005 7:06PM
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hartig
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do it, i dare you
Oct 27 2005 7:50PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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thats a new outlook
Oct 27 2005 8:25PM
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jon*
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hahahaha, good idea, that will fuck him up real good
Oct 27 2005 8:26PM
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p-lin101
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balaclavas and baseball bats...sounds like an emo song, works like a charm
Oct 27 2005 8:30PM
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casualfiasco
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^^ balclavas are pretty f uped...
they will make you regret you were born
Oct 27 2005 8:39PM
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wiener
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i wont lie i suck at fighting sober because i feel remorse for breakings someones face. get me drunk and piss me off the right way and you will be spitting out your fucking teeth
Oct 27 2005 10:52PM
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hucksterjibber15
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i say, get the guy good and drunk, and insert random objects into his ass. then, carefully find an aids infested secretion, and put it smack the fuck dab on the ol prostate. does the trick everytime for me.
Oct 28 2005 12:20AM
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Bangor
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Take care of your sis first. Family first here man.

Now, this guy. Very simple if he still lives at home. And the fact that he fucked a 17 year old leads me in that direction. Call his house when he's not home. From a payphone, mind you. Pass yourself off as your dad, and explain to his rents that he fucked an underage chick, and that you're ready to beat the shit out of him. Let his rents do the dirty work for you. Once that phone gets hung up, he is absolutely toast.

Now, if he doesn't live at home anymore, the answer is a swift kick in the nuts. From behind, drop the piece of shit before he knows what's up. Couple more kicks/punches, make sure he knows exactly why the fuck he's laid out on the pavement, then leave.

Mind you that, otherwise I would call that a really pussy way to fight, but, you've gotta remember the piece of shit you're dealing with. It's like the mafia, all's fair when it comes to family.

And have a bat in your trunk from now on, just in case.
Oct 28 2005 12:38AM
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cLyOnS_45
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use your fucking poLes...or get a crew,,,preferable with guys bigger or equal strength and let his ass know whats up.
Oct 28 2005 12:44AM
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Deafboy
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why dont you just rap your sister...i swear she'll never touch a guy again.
Oct 28 2005 12:52AM
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Bangor
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why don't you just help yourself to a big glass of bleach?
Oct 28 2005 12:55AM
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Deafboy
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sorry... but seriously thats just the way she is, talk to HER about it, if nothing happens then just continue on with ur life in disgust knowing that ur sister is fucking filthy loose slutty peice of no good trash.
Oct 28 2005 12:56AM
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whattheshit
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yea, her biggest punishment will be the embarassment that you know she was a skank whore when she grows up. but if she doesn't, then hey, i might see her on jarvis or queen street in downtown toronto.
Oct 28 2005 12:58AM
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Download-My-Apps
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yeah i think i better trai forthis one, months of preperation. I think i might mix a few of your suggestions togther. My friends think the chance of me actually being able to take this guy is a little far fetched. But if hes completly shit faced, and I plan it out right, well it might jsut work. IM thinking of maybe taking some kick boxing just for trainning. But if I really puss out i can just egg his house.
Oct 28 2005 2:07AM
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GotamaBCshredder
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where the fuck do you get anthrax anyway? at the anthrax store?
Oct 28 2005 5:15AM
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casualfiasco
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hahahhaha that would be good
Oct 29 2005 2:52PM
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spin
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ahahahaha
Oct 29 2005 7:16PM
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Timmy_G
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Ok...last weekend. A week ago tonight at that... Drunken sex right?
I'm in your same situation, except Im the guy who fucked your sister that was older. I got punched in the mouth once and jacked in the head a few times. But I wasnt gonna fight the dude and make him mad and get really fucked up.. but
really i dont know what to tell you other than let it go man, it was drunken sex. drunken sex is good, but it is bad. I guess let it slide.
Oct 29 2005 7:22PM
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Deafboy
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why the fuck do you care so much anyways that ur sister let some dude fucked her......your just making urself look like the stupidest fucking douchebag by trying to go and fight the guy, he obviously didnt rape her or someshit, ur sisters just a fucking whore....get over it.


fuck.
Oct 29 2005 7:26PM
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Timmy_G
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^ exactly
Oct 29 2005 7:47PM
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