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Who would win a war..

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scientist
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Ninjas, or vikings. The ninjas would be equipped with there nun chucks, and swords and dagger ect. the vikings would just have giant axes and stuff.
Oct 26 2005 11:46PM
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j.bird
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uhh depends. whre were they fighting? and how many of each?
Oct 26 2005 11:48PM
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ThePoopSock
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vikings are sweet, but nijas would kick some major ass, there just way to quick and steathly
Oct 26 2005 11:49PM
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Anathema
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who would win between an angry black bear and an angry shaquille o'neal
Oct 26 2005 11:51PM
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j.bird
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idk man the quickness would be hard to damage the brute stregth and size of the vikings. The average viking was over 6'4"
Oct 26 2005 11:51PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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these questions are becoming tired
Oct 26 2005 11:51PM
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sherpasrock
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ninjas would win, but as a side note, true ninjas, like back in fudal japan, wouldnt have had nun chucks, those are a 20th century invention
Oct 27 2005 12:03AM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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yeah real ninjas are all throwing stars and katanas ohh yeah and eggs filled with old school mace
Oct 27 2005 12:04AM
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sherpasrock
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hell yeah, eggs with mace rocks!
Oct 27 2005 12:05AM
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eheath
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Vikings
Oct 27 2005 12:06AM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
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Ninjas would anihilate the Vikings.

They'd shoot their arrows into them, then throw throwing stars, then disapear into the shadows and then slip behind them and stab em in the neck with ninja swords.
Oct 27 2005 1:20AM
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Ds91260
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what the fuck are you talking about man, the chinese used nun chucks to beat down their rice and shit

but as for the question, depending on the vikings skill with bows it would still most likely be ninjas, although the vikings got strength, ninjas are ALL assassins, they know how to creep leap and slit throats all stealthy n shit, granted a viking could take out a few ninjas with just one swing of an axe, ninjas aint fucking stupid, theyd know that getting within 7 feet of a 6ft whatever brute with a 5 ft axe aint a good idea, but it really just comes down to numbers and the plain fact is, ninjas were small seclusive societies with not many in a group, and vikings rolled with serious numbers
Oct 27 2005 1:54AM
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Download-My-Apps
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ummm thats a tough one vikings were brutal and huge but i think the ninjas would out wit them
Oct 27 2005 1:55AM
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Lord_Piot
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you have to take into concideration such things as

1) where the battle would take place
2) do the vikings get alchol
3) how many pirates are involved.
Oct 27 2005 2:04AM
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switchskier88
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yah where the battle takes place matters i mean if its in broad day light in the middle of like the scadanavin tundra those ninjas are prolly fucked cause they got nowhere to be all sneaky like
Oct 27 2005 2:07AM
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Mahre
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no way vikings would win. ninjas are silent assassins
Oct 27 2005 2:08AM
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Ds91260
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itd be a pretty fuckin good battle though, their pretty evenly matched
Oct 27 2005 2:14AM
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Jaskittin
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It doesn't matter because if a tribe of samurai were in the area they could single handedly destroy ninjas and vikings.
Oct 27 2005 2:16AM
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JackBach
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Dude, the vikings would dominate.
Oct 27 2005 2:16AM
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Lord_Piot
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i dont think people understand how badass vikings were



in my books it goes


1) mongols
2) vikings
2) pirates
4) samurai
4) ninja
6) US marines
Oct 27 2005 2:17AM
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Lord_Piot
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and im talking WW2 marines, not these new retards that think tatooing semper fi on their backs equals the guts their grandparents had.
Oct 27 2005 2:18AM
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yeti
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...or sodomizing helpless inmates with flouro tubes.
Oct 27 2005 2:26AM
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poor@$$skibum
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Id have to say vikings. Ninjas are stealthy but make a bunch of angry scandanavians drunk and give them axes and youve got the top notch death squad.
Oct 27 2005 2:27AM
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Lord_Piot
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HUAH!
Oct 27 2005 2:31AM
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Anathema
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this guy nearly sunk a battleship with his massive canonball, so i think he wins
Oct 27 2005 3:06AM
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Lord_Piot
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as per usual
Oct 27 2005 3:34AM
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mattster
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vikings cause they have boats,,, the sea as their advantage would be great
Oct 27 2005 5:22AM
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mattster
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another question, who should the winner fight ? im thinking that they should fight old school usa ( like the movie the patriot ) or old school canada... we were badass, we burned down the white house
Oct 27 2005 5:24AM
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EC-Tom
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vikings would win.
Oct 27 2005 6:23AM
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Lax_Bro40
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if they fought in an open field it would be a good battle... ninjas have throwing stars, crossbows, and normal bows. They also have those things with a claw on the end of a chain thats like 10-12ft long that they could do major damage with...NE1 every seen the movie The Last Samuri... if Tom Cruise didnt see that ninja they woulda all been fucked. IF there in the woods the ninjas wood win for sure cuz they would be all up in the trees and shit and have tunnels underneath the viking lines... finally ur all taking into account that they would meet on a field. I think the ninjas, being assassins, would kill all the vikings the night before the battle would take place while there all getting hammered which in this case would mean ninjas win again. I have to go to school now.. pz
Oct 27 2005 6:51AM
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RedbAss
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The Vikings would def rip those pyjama wearing rice eaters. Think about it the Vikings are WARRIORS, not sneaky little fuckers. During their peak times they conquered half of the britisch islands. Imagine a battlefield a mob of savages axes and swoards swinging on one side, and skinny 4'8" 100 lbs stealthy fuckers on the other. The ball drops and the masses charge at each other. Who would win?
Oct 27 2005 6:59AM
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t-mack101
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vikings are just a blunt power you cant fuck with
Oct 27 2005 8:25AM
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m1garand
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fuck ninjas and vikings:

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Oct 27 2005 11:24AM
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KEVTRON
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ninjas...
Oct 27 2005 11:40AM
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freestyler540
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agility beats power in every way.
Oct 27 2005 11:42AM
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zepscratch
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i would have to vote ninjas, the real question is vikings vs. pirates.
Oct 27 2005 12:16PM
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powder_2_the_people
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ninjas could kick anyones ass
Oct 27 2005 12:17PM
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Ski-hobo
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I really don't think there were ever huge numbers of ninjas.
Oct 27 2005 1:06PM
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dandoy
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shaq, no question
Oct 27 2005 1:07PM
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genericname
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vikings would win. the question was war. ninjas don't do war, those little fuckers do skrimishes. they were assaassins and spies. plus the peak viking power was in the 7th-9th century when they were all over europe. ninjas were like in japan in the 13th-14th century. so the question of what time period it is comes into play
Oct 27 2005 1:35PM
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genericname
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plus vikings were in iceland, norway, denmark, and sweeden compare those numbers to as many trained ninjas as you could pull out of japan. the questions really would be samurai vs. vikings
Oct 27 2005 1:40PM
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Shaggy
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In a real war, the Vikings would win hands down. For centuries they were the most feared civilization on the planet, and there was good reason for it. the only time the Vikings would experience any great casualties would be when the Ninjas would sneak up on them while they were sleeping or drunk or something like that. In close combat, the Vikings would destroy the faggot Ninjas, and they would just use their shields to protect themselves from any long range weapons.
Final result: Ninjas get worked
Oct 27 2005 2:05PM
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westnile
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ninjas fo sure
Oct 27 2005 2:10PM
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niels.
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id say vikings but ill bet it would be a close call
Oct 27 2005 2:12PM
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Jessbuff
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I have to disagree with you on that one. Shaq vs a big angry black bear would be a coin toss given that they are both basically the same thing... big, black and ugly.
Oct 27 2005 2:22PM
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WVskier1080
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^hahahhaha i completely agree
Oct 27 2005 2:24PM
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sconniestyle
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ninjas. seriously. how many times do i have to tell you guys how sweet they are?
Oct 27 2005 2:48PM
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JackBach
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Unfortunately, the ninjas didn't see the invasion coming, prior to the battle, and the vikings pillaged the entire ninja population.
Oct 27 2005 3:03PM
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Shaggy
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^in actual fact, they just bred the ninjas out, they slept with all the ninja women as they were pillaging their country
Oct 27 2005 3:17PM
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freeskier_1080*
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Ninja's would obviously win. Vikings are way to slow, and would get cut up by the ninja's way faster than they could swing an ax.
Oct 27 2005 3:28PM
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Lax_Bro40
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its like asking the question who would win in a fight.. bruce lee or muhammad ali,, bruce lee would fuck him up
Oct 27 2005 3:29PM
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