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SUpilot
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does that stuff really reel in the women??...has anyone had anything in an elevator cause of it?? how does it smell??
Dec 7 2002 4:48PM
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yeti
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it actually smells pretty damn good, and chicks dig guys that don't smell like thrice ridden hooker snatch.

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Dec 7 2002 5:51PM
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youneedmorelumber
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i put some of that shit on, and my 80 year old neighbor wanted to hook up, so, yeah it works
Dec 7 2002 6:13PM
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jibs
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I thought about getting it, then i decided that since they've been advertising it like crazy, soon everyone will smell the same. I'd rather get something that no one else has.

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Dec 7 2002 6:13PM
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threejay
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just dump washing detergent all over yourself. thats a smell any girl will dig.



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Dec 7 2002 6:33PM
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QuazBotch
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I prefer my unique urine-sweat stench.
Dec 7 2002 6:58PM
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nealdawgdiamond
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what about that old spice bodyspray stuff? is that any good?


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Dec 7 2002 7:05PM
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gravteck
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The axe does smell reallly good, I smelled it in stores before commercials a while back because it was kinda pricy. There are a bunch of different scents too and they all smell good.
Dec 7 2002 8:26PM
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[LINE]csu
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thrice ridden hooker snatch....classic
Dec 7 2002 8:27PM
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five0
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im gonna buy the old spice one..sounds cooler
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Dec 7 2002 10:27PM
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ElChapoTrapHaus
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i don't like it. it smells like old man to me. There are a few different scents, but they all smelled too soapy or old man-ish. We were spraying it in the store, and the girls i was with didn't care for it. It is funny, on the comercial it sounds like 'Ass body spray'.
if you want something that drives the girls crazy
Armani Aqua Di Gio is sex in a bottle, it never fails me. Also a lot of girls like cool water, but i don't like it much. The best smelling deoderant is Old Spice pure sport.



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Dec 7 2002 10:39PM
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bibskis
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how much is the armani stuff though. ha



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Dec 7 2002 10:58PM
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youneedmorelumber
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the best stuff is 'Bod', you know, the shit that comes in the 409 bottle.
Dec 7 2002 11:08PM
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BeckaSki
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Oh my gosh, Armani Aqua Di Gio smells so good! Sex in a bottle is the best description I've ever heard. Axe is pretty good too, but Armani takes the cake, a worthwhile investment for any guy.
Dec 8 2002 12:03AM
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youneedmorelumber
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no- bod is the best
Dec 8 2002 1:11AM
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youneedmorelumber
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that's just a joke. nobody with a child would do that to a kitten. and plus, no cat could live like that. also, do you see any afterwords pics?
Dec 8 2002 1:16AM
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gravteck
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I've heard girls usually rate, aqua di gio, nautica, and ck among the top colognes. I've always worn nautica, my bro is a fan of aqua di gio.
Dec 8 2002 1:44AM
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nipe
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when i do wear anything its banana republics stuff or eddie bauer pure...thats really good


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Dec 8 2002 1:52AM
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SUpilot
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maybe i should get some Armani Aqua Di Gio then...things havent been to exciting lately.
Dec 8 2002 2:26AM
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Adrenaline
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axe is great and all, but armani still gets the chicks.
Just Huck It.
Dec 8 2002 2:32AM
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SUpilot
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i have emporio armani....is that the same thing? (tall black cylindrical container)
Dec 8 2002 3:03AM
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Adrenaline
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no... there's a ton of different armanis. Acqua di Gio , emporio... etc.
Just Huck It.
Dec 8 2002 3:09AM
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ElChapoTrapHaus
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yeah aqua di gio has a nice sandlewood scent, the other armanis aren't as good. another good chick magnet is the orgiginal hugo, the light light blue stuff in a clear bottle with a red label tha says hugo, good stuff.



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Dec 8 2002 4:44AM
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TAK
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I prefer my dirt-smelling hair fermenting in a faded flexfit. Hobos HOLLA!

That stuff smell like some stuff your dad would have anyways.

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Dec 8 2002 4:59AM
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ECFS-Attitash
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ah yes...sandelwood. what the fuck is that?!?


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Dec 8 2002 1:50PM
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SUpilot
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its kinda like a musty ballsaccy smell...its pretty nice i guess
Dec 8 2002 2:47PM
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kristen
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my roommate uses tons of that everyday, it smells pretty good except don't go overboard w/ it. If your peephole in your door ever gets spraypainted just spray that axe stuff on it and it comes right off.
Dec 8 2002 2:49PM
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pocket-rocket
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they are giving some sample of it in the book store of my college,every body in the school smell the same shitty thing...
the best cologne i've ever had,and still use, are Swiss Army and Attitude By Holmes(Brad Holmes cologne)
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Dec 8 2002 4:28PM
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jibs
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i couple girls told me that fahrenheit by dior made them want to take off their clothes...so i have that.

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Dec 8 2002 4:46PM
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SUpilot
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interesting....i'll check that one out too
Dec 8 2002 5:37PM
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1080enemy
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a guy on my soccer team sprayed axe all over his soccer jersy, cause he didn't wash it. It was horrible. before it stank, but at least you could breath in the air. I guess in small amounts it would be fine.
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Dec 8 2002 8:00PM
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skier_chick_360
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im all about the Longtitudes by Nutica. the swiss army is nice... and Ralph Lauren is always nice!!
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Dec 8 2002 8:08PM
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five0
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i prefer anything by calvin klein...but Ck Be is by far his best i think
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Dec 8 2002 8:09PM
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PunkRawk
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I love axe the voo doo kind. True story, i wore it and i was riding the bus to school, and this one chick sat by me ( she is really hot ) and started talking to me then whispered in my ear, ::we should make out:: so after school we got off at the same stop and you know what happend.
Dec 8 2002 9:03PM
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SUpilot
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wow so it really works....SCORE
Dec 8 2002 9:04PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
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So many kids in my school go overboard with that and use it like deoderant. Now nobody likes it, it's all about originality. I prefer Eau du my ass
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Dec 8 2002 9:24PM
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Capurnicus
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they distributed axe at myschool 2 bottles per person...yes it was hell that day
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Dec 8 2002 9:45PM
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Dec 9 2002 10:54AM
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cravate
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whoever said the detergent thing.. i LOVE the smell of fresh clean clothes on a guy, makes me want to strip em right off him. the trick to that smell and to make it last is to put like 4 or 5 dryer sheets in the dryer.. well u get 100 in a box and its like 2.99 a box.. its worth it for the sex as long as its good that is
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Dec 9 2002 1:18PM
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i_am_retarded
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jean paul gaultier is the best cologne ever. girls loves it... it's got natural pheremones in it that sets em off! the bottle's gay as hell though..


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Dec 9 2002 1:34PM
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Lanemeyers
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what a ho!

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Dec 9 2002 1:34PM
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Pipe_Munky
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every time i get into an elevator i make sure i got some of that AXE stuff on. problem is, it hasn't worked in getting laid in an elevator yet. maybe i should sue for false advertising




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Dec 9 2002 3:49PM
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ElChapoTrapHaus
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Pipe munky you need to watch the comercial more cloesly. It doesn't get you laid in elevators, get messes up your hair in elevators.



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Dec 9 2002 4:21PM
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buck490
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ok i have been talkin to the ladies lately and they say these are the best. Very Sexy for men by Victoria Secret, Allure by Channel No. 5, and Pleasures by Estee Lauder. ive got two out of the three and it seems to work. so get em' and you'll be on top for sho'...if you know what i mean.


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Dec 9 2002 4:59PM
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bibskis
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i use allure



Being Irish, I guess I should resent the Notre Dame nickname 'The Fighting Irish.' After all, how long do you think nicknames like 'The Bargaining Jews' or 'The Murdering Italians' would last? Only the Ironic Irish could be so naively honset. I get the feeling that Notre Dame came real close to naming itself 'The Fuckin Drunken, Thick-Skulled, Brawling, Short-Dicked Irish'


i cant ski im always depressed im 12 yrs old and 274lbs. somebody help me
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Dec 12 2002 7:03PM
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Rossiscratch
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ya and if u spray it on ure self and then get in an elevator theres a good chance you will have sex in that elevator.




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Dec 12 2002 7:05PM
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youneedmorelumber
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what if you take the stairs?
Dec 12 2002 7:10PM
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Rossiscratch
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i once pondered that also.




Shoot to thrill, play to kill
Dec 12 2002 7:47PM
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alpentalik
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my girlfriend loves those commercials...they make her giggle like a school girl and it gives me a boner


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Dec 12 2002 8:05PM
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Dec 13 2002 1:22PM
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swissmiss27
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there was an axe bus outside a cubs game and it was horrible. i'd rather smell the summertime stench of a dirty city than that. reef was right hugo by hugo boss is the sexiest
Dec 14 2002 1:15AM
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