Ninja or Pirate?

dude, you have something about ninjas in your sig.

i was just thinking about this like 2 minutes befor i read this and here it is. must be fate.

i'm gunna go w/ a compromise of a ninja of the sea with a ninja sword in one hand and a hook for the other and a parrot to do everything else for him sine he has no actual hands.

are not pirates just ninjas of the sea????????????

YARRrrRR MATEEEEEe I BEEE CAPTAIN SAMM KIDD
GhAARRR
 

I'M a pirate that use nijutsu when needed. I'm pretty much what you may call a supreme human being or a super anti-hero

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weird, there's been like three old threads bumped recently that i've had the last post in.

ninja for life.

http://www.stanford.edu/~scodary/tkam.htm

it's the ultimate battle of ninjas and pirates. just bare w/ the beginning aoubt to kill a mockingbird.

Ninjas and pirates have nothing on vikings.

oh yeah well ninjas and pirates and vikings have nothing on samurais man. they like drink the blood of their enemies. and hery kery is come pretty crazy shizzat

no, see there's two different levels here. there's the ninjas vs. pirates and the vikings vs. samurais. and basically it's ninjas owning pirates and vikings owning samurais. although i'd say the samurai vs. viking is a much closer battle than the ninja vs. pirates one.

Haha Samurai vs. Viking is a different kettle of fish.

Hey I've noticed something...

OK first movies with pirates, Jerry Bruckheimer directed 'Pirates of the Carribean' and it had an all-star cast of Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Geoffery Rush and Kiera Knightley. Then you've got movies with ninjas, too many to name. And guess what 'The Last Samurai' starring Tom Cruise was about.

There's a severe lack of movies with Vikings, about Vikings, or even with dudes wearing horned helmets. Sure there was 'Eric the Viking' made by the Monty Python cast in the 70's, but there's been no modern movies incorporating Vikings into the plot, and no big stars in hollywood want to be Vikings, as if.

i'm just gunna take a shot here but................















anyways, yes, someone NEEDS to make a viking movie. it would dominate.

the samurai? i mean there were like a few ninjas but come on don't tell me you confused samurai with ninjas...


pirate fans check out The Pirates! An advenutre with ahab and An adventure with Scientists by Gidon Defoe...

it just proves why pirates rock so much more

Oh wait yeah, there were a few ninjas in the last samurai, didn't they hiss? But no, I wasn't confusing samurais and ninjas.

no jedi on NS?

~NINJAS~ own pirates!

Ninjas will always be better then Pirates.

but ninjas and pirates agree.. cowboys suck.

I am the great white ninja haru

first off, my good buddy steve's arguement had 1 major flaw, tom cruz was a samuri not a ninja there is a difference.

where i come in,
its the pirates life for me, yo ho yo ho.

me: "why is the rum gone"
my buddy: "you drtank it all"
me: "why does my head hurt"
my buddy: "cause the rum is gone"

and finnally always end with a quote, cause sombody has alreeady said it better than you ever could.

Because mutiny on the bounty's what we're all about
I'm gonna' board your ship and turn it on out
No soft sucker with a parrot on his shoulder
'Cause I'm bad gettin' bolder cold cold getting colder
Terrorizing suckers on the seven seas
And if you've got beef you'll get capped in the knees
We got sixteen men on a dead man's chest
And I shot those suckers and I'll shoot the rest

Most illingest b-boy I got that feeling
Cause I am most ill and I'm rhymin' and stealin'

Snatching gold chains vicking pieces of eight
I got your money and your honey and the fly name plate
We got wenches on the benches and bitties with titties
Housing all girlies from city to city
One for all and all for one
Taking out MC's with a big shotgun
All for one and one for all
Because the Beastie Boys have gone AWOL
Friggin' in the riggin' and cuttin' your throat
Big biting suckers gettin' thrown in the moat
We got maidens and wenches man they're on the ace
Ah Captain Bly is gonna' die when we break his face

Most illingest b-boy Well I got that feeling
I am most ill and I'm rhymin' and stealin'


Torching and crakin' and rhymin' and stealin'
Robbin' and raping busting two in the ceiling
I'm wheeling' I'm dealin' I'm drinking, not thinking
Never cower never shower and I'm always stinking
Yo ho ho and a pint of Brass Monkey
And when my girlie shakes her hips she sure gets funky
Skirt chasin' free basin' killin' every village
We drink and rob and rhyme and pillage

Most illingest b-boy Well I got that feeling
I am most ill and I'm rhymin' and stealin'

I was..
I've been drinkin' my rum a Def son of a gun
"I fought the law" and I cold won
Black Beard's weak Moby Dick's on the tick
'Cause I pull out the jammy and squeeze off six
My pistol is loaded I shot Betty Crocker
Deliver Colonel Sanders down to Davey Jones' locker
Rhymin' and stealin' in a drunken state
And I'll be rockin' my rhymes all the way to Hell's gate

ninjas are cooler but id rather meet a pirate

my first post in this thread is from exactly oneyear ago today. yay. but i still would rather be a ninja, and want  to be a samuri

pirate for sure....yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

ninjas are the ultimate paradox.

pirates kick ass cuz they have sick ships and say "arrrrg"

pirates fukin rule!

im a white ninja bitch! they own all pirates,there so amazing they use there penis to beat you up HAHAHA

http://http://www.stanford.edu/~scodary/tkam.htm

arrrggg im a pirate, what is the point of this thread

they are not called ninja swords and stars. they are katanas and shriekens. also there was a thred called nijas or raptors where every minoritie group was represented and it was decided that the best fight would be ninjas and vikings. god

pirate... but if lumberjack was an option i would choose lumberjack. (maddox)

LUMBERJACK

NINJA

i'm a ninja that gets hired by pirates. so like, a pirate-ninja. i spend my time at sea. climbing around the masts and shit. and killing fools on other boats for my pay. i use my ninja skills to like sneak attack and assasinate fools.

The other great 'vs' of our time is Jedi's vs. Lumberjacks.