Story Time

Yeah so 4 of my friends an I were driving on mainstreet, with a box of eggs, for no particular reason, and we pulled up to this stop light and we are all wearing our ventilators from work(we are painters) and this dude in this car next to us rolls his window down and asks if we can smoke pot in them, and of course I threw an egg and hit him right in the face. So and these guys freakout, and we streak off, but their car is definitely faster. And we kinda get wedged in this parking lot and these guys get out and they are fucking massive like you couldn't tell when they were in the car, but we got around them and drove off again. They proceed to chase us up to like 120 all over the place on the back roads, until finally we go back into town and go through it, and on the way out they ram us. Like freaking hard and the head lights go out, so now we are driving in the dark on this 5 lane highway at like 3 in the morning and finally we see a semi coming so we throw a huge u turn and get next it and swerve righ tin front of it then to the other side and locked the brakes and pulled another u turn and lost them.

Then the next night I was working my night job at the gas station, and one of the guys came in and recognized me and told me he was gunna have ten guys ready to killme out back when I get dun with work, so i call my friend trav and I walk out of work and no one is there. And I wait around for a bit nothin, then like 12 of my friends pile out of this old suburban with hatches and knifes and saws and crap and were like I THOUGH TYOU SAID SOMEONE WAS GUNNA KILL YOU, it was pretty sweet.