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-my friend went and sang infront of our friends house last night and they do not really like her so they egged her a few times.(btw tasha n meg, this was not from friday..its about my friend in calgary)
Oh Shit! I live in Calgary, Shit, I egged some singing chick last Friday night. AH shit. I egged your Friend, and then yelled, "GAAHH Shitt you got egg on your face".
I looked out the window and seen his bald head
I ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg
Scoped him with my scopes he had no hair
Launched that shot and he was caught out there
Saw the convertible driving by
Loaded up the slingshot and let one fly
He went for his to find he didn't have one
Put him in check correct with my egg gun
The egg a symbol of life
Go inside your house and bust out your wife
Pulled out the jammy he thought it was a joke
The trigger I pulled his face the yoke
Reached in his pocket took all his cash
Left my man standing with an egg moustache
Suckers they come a dime a dozen
And when I say dozen you know what I'm talking about boyee
Yeh, that's right, I'm the Egg Man
Driving Around, King of the town
Always got my windows rolled down
You know, I'm the Egg Man
Once upon a time
Humpty Dumpty was a big fat egg
He was playing the wall and then he broke his leg
Tossed it out the window three minutes hot
Hit the Rastaman he said bloodclot
Which came first the chicken or the egg
I egged the chicken then I ate his leg
Riding the trains in between cars
When I pull out the station you're gonna get yours
Drive by eggings plaguing L.A.
Yo they just got my little cousin ese
Sometimes hard boiled sometimes runny
It comes from a chicken not a bunny dummy
People laugh it's no joke
My name's Yauch and I'm throwing the yoke
Now they got me in a cell but I don't care
It was then that I caught catching people out there
Up on the roof, in my car
Up all night, I'm pulling through signs like Dolomite
The mack, I'm the Egg Man
Taxi Driver, I'm the Egg Man
We all dressed in black we snuck up around the back
We began to attack the eggs did crack on Haze's back
Sam I am down with the program
Green eggs and ham Yosemite Sam
Come Halloween you know I come strapped
I throw it at a sucker K-pap
You made the mistake you judge a man by his race
You go through life with egg on your face
You woke up in the morning with a peculiar feeling
You looked up and saw egg dripping from the ceiling
Families puck rocks the businessman
I'll dog anybody with an egg in my hand
Not like the crack that you put in a pipe
But crack on your forehead here's a towel now wipe
Ad, that sounds exactly the same as friday.. you sure have weird friends, a friend in calgary and toronto go and sing infront of a guys house... within the same week? freak!
as long as you dont say that again then its okay... i will instantly like anyone that is on this site cause they ski...
now back to the egging... me n a bunch of my friends egged this girls house(who is also my friend, not cause we hate her but as a joke) and we bought 3 cartons of eggs... there were 7 of us...we each had 5 eggs walked in front of her house and just unleashed on it... all off the eggs were gone within seconds and we ran off. that was the third time that week her house had been egged.