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Man = Woman + Woman = Man
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Yeah, so I told you all about my Sociology 268 class and the homework assignment we had about what we would if we had a daughter porn with a penis...anyhow, last day of class there are these two people up front when we sit down, a really fat dude with a beard and an older woman who's looking a litte weird. My friend makes me a bet that she is a guy, but there is no fucking way. Two seconds later she announces to us that she is infact a man that not only takes hormonse, but also got her cock lopped of and a slit cut in her...gross, yes. She finishes talking to us about and sits down on this doughnut shaped pillow (because she is 'sore') and then the guy gets up to talk. There is no possibly way in heaven or hell that this dude could be a chick...not tits, he's got a beard, nothing feminine at all. But of course, he used to be a woman...what the fuck. And to top it all off, they are ingaged and I am sure the second her slit heals up they'll be fucking like rabbits. What the hell is going on?
So yeah, this may or may not be funny...just be careful the next time your pick up some random trick at the club...you never know what might be down south. I could write more, but I am crying too hard to see the keyboard.
''Never trust anyone until you see their private parts.''
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So are they hermaphrodites like Jaime Lee Curtis or are they transgendered?
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NASTY!!! ima go shoot myself now
Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.
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ewww.... thats so freakin gross - i feel dirty all over.
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umm, yeah. I'm not quite sure how to respond to this one.
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What ya doin?
diggen.
Why?
make a hole.
What for?
more diggen.
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i wish people like that would come to my school
There is nothing motherly about mother nature. Except for her big mountainous breasts.
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there was a show about people like that on hbo. there was a couple that had the same situation goin on. the dood/former chick was some big fat farmer looking guy with a deep voice and the chick/former guy was a kinda heavy ugly chick........crazy shit in the world today.
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'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'
-lineski1260
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Clarification: they are not hermaphrodites...they actually had alteration surgery.
''Never trust anyone until you see their private parts.''
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they're transsexuals
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Viva la Resistance!
'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'
-lineski1260
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Kinda like one of the English teachers at our school. She (formely he) a few years ago decided to have a few operations. Its wierd having older friends that know the same teacher as a man that you know as a woman.
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Being Irish, I guess I should resent the Notre Dame nickname 'The Fighting Irish.' After all, how long do you think nicknames like 'The Bargaining Jews' or 'The Murdering Italians' would last? Only the Ironic Irish could be so naively honset. I get the feeling that Notre Dame came real close to naming itself 'The Fuckin Drunken, Thick-Skulled, Brawling, Short-Dicked Irish'
i cant ski im always depressed im 12 yrs old and 274lbs. somebody help me
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We had transexual remembrance day at school a week or so ago and the same thing was going on. We didn't know what was what or if it was an it. They read off a bunch of names of people who died of aids and were brutally murdered. It's a wonder they all die of aids if they don't get put of their misery. What's wrong with people?
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how exactly are you supposed to piss when you have your little guy chopped off and a wound cut into you where it was?????????????????
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Chicken Wang?
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i was thinking about getting my shit cut off but since i get play from casper quite frequently that i figured i didnt need to look more like a chick then i already do
you there get down on this throbbing pole of hot man chickken
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