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My friend and i were walking down the hallway at my school and we have a bunch of handicapped kids. so this handicapped girl is walking towards us and as she passes my friend she flips out and starts punching him and making all these wack sounds. not knowing what to do he just sits there until some teacher helped him out meanwhile i'm laughing. anyways after that some really wierd kid came up and told me and him that he masterbates 8 times a day and then he tried to eat his fist.


If god can do anything can he make a chili pepper so hot he can't eat it?
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