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What would you cost?

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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
If you where a prostitute?

For me it would go...
Fingering- .50$
Sex- 1.00$
Eating out- 200$
Oct 23 2005 9:48PM
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crooks
Posts: 14693 - Karma: 786
why do u want to know this?
Oct 23 2005 9:51PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
you disgust me
Oct 23 2005 9:53PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
you can take me home for a dolla twenty five. oh wait, i'm currently sold out. i'll get back to you when we replenish the product (if you know what i mean)
Oct 23 2005 9:55PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
damn i better start saving up!!
Oct 23 2005 9:56PM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
twenty dolla's i'll make ya holla'
Oct 23 2005 9:59PM
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MitchPee
Posts: 8871 - Karma: 1,509
dude $1.00 for sex wouldnt even cover the cost of condoms

in all seriousness

anything oral wouldn't happen it would only be sex probably for around $400 and i would let her give me a blow job for $100
Oct 23 2005 9:59PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
did you just contradict yourself by saying:
"anything oral wouldn't happen..... i would let her give me a bj for $100"
Oct 23 2005 10:02PM
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*BeckyK*
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 11
I think he meant that he wouldn't give oral to a girl.
Oct 23 2005 10:05PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
aha. of course.
Oct 23 2005 10:07PM
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EC-Tom
Posts: 2572 - Karma: 12
can't blame the kid
Oct 23 2005 10:08PM
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bueyan
Posts: 1092 - Karma: 34
if i was a dood... like 5 bucks and shirt for sex... like 5000 for oral.... like 2$ for finger... if i was a chick.. like 200 bucks for sex.... 100 for a handjob... 150 for bj...
Oct 23 2005 10:10PM
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twintipteles
Posts: 2954 - Karma: 13
what are you now? a pikachu?
Oct 23 2005 10:14PM
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Coalescent
Posts: 4871 - Karma: 2,063
you dont have enough money for me
Oct 23 2005 10:17PM
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wdbo.
Posts: 4935 - Karma: 173
hahaha
dude i could make millions being a prostitute because im so damn sexy
Oct 23 2005 10:17PM
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*BeckyK*
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 11
is giving oral to a girl really that bad?
Oct 23 2005 10:17PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Naw it really isn't. I mean some girls taste weird but it usually leads to the girl having a good time so I don't mind it.
Oct 23 2005 10:19PM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
only when the girl doesn't return the favor.
Oct 23 2005 10:22PM
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Coalescent
Posts: 4871 - Karma: 2,063
exaactly
Oct 23 2005 10:23PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
exactly.
Oct 23 2005 10:24PM
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Myke
Posts: 937 - Karma: 11
Hot girl prices
everything - free

ugly girl prices

sex - $250 - 1hr
oral - $250,000 - 1/2hr
anal - free ....jk
Oct 23 2005 10:26PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
hahahah
Oct 23 2005 10:26PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
pussy is.....an acquired taste.
Oct 23 2005 10:28PM
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-_-
Posts: 574 - Karma: 10
yep, like escago
Oct 23 2005 10:32PM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
escargo is good. ive had it at the keg mansion. not bad not bad
Oct 23 2005 10:38PM
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wdbo.
Posts: 4935 - Karma: 173
eating pussy is surely better than nothing
Oct 23 2005 10:41PM
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Wolverine21
Posts: 690 - Karma: 10
hahahahahahahahahahahaha... that made my day
Oct 23 2005 10:53PM
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MissMontana
Posts: 971 - Karma: 42
im going to go ahead and say youre fucking awesome.
Oct 23 2005 11:49PM
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k2yeags
Posts: 2320 - Karma: 27
i liked escago the first time i tried it...
Oct 24 2005 12:20AM
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cjgncjgn
Posts: 3023 - Karma: 21
i 2nd that motion
Oct 24 2005 12:21AM
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duhamelski
Posts: 3842 - Karma: 192
crack
Oct 24 2005 12:53AM
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KEVTRON
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 1,222
my 4th grade teacher told me that the human body is only worth about $1.50
Oct 24 2005 10:34AM
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Jacob_W
Posts: 812 - Karma: 1,387
that made me laugh, what did she base this presumption on?
Oct 24 2005 1:04PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
hmmm i think id be high end

100 dollars for sex
50 to just play with it
200 for fingering(cuz im awesome at it)
75 to give me head
Oct 24 2005 2:27PM
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Jessbuff
Posts: 2685 - Karma: 17
would girls actually pay you to give you head? I don't think so. I'd imagine getting slime blown into your throat would not be pleasurable.

Anyways, I wouldn't sell oral to strangers cuz of std's and what not. Sex I'd charge... wait a sec, why would I sell myself? Most likely it would be to some fat chick with a mustache. When I can just get some from a good looking girl by spending a given amount of time courting her?
Oct 24 2005 3:05PM
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djikstra
Posts: 2471 - Karma: 6,014
its already been said enough but once again, hahaha good one!
Oct 24 2005 3:09PM
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