The topic at hand: H,A,DOUBLE L, O... DOUBLE U,DOUBLE E, N! spells HALLOWEEN!!!
This is the greatest holiday of the year. Do not let it waste like recycLable materials in garbage can. SINCE it is on a Monday, that is all the necessary justification of partaking in masqueraded activities all weekend and then some. friday saturday sunday monday. IFFF you choose to attend aforementioned moooveee prim ear in generic attire, go ahead. But you must have poop in your pants and I do not want to party with you. foo. But I do. So you should. Wear a costume that is. Don't poop your pants.
NOw. get off the eeenternet and go find a sick costume. get pumped up. be careful. it's bright outside.