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sethpistol02
Posts: 390 - Karma: 10
im thinkin of taking my moms car out for a little while....should I.....i know this is a gay post but i need some advise
Oct 21 2005 11:29PM
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Otto_Rocket
Posts: 276 - Karma: 10
errm, why? where? When to when? and what kind of car is it?
Oct 21 2005 11:30PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
make sure shes been asleep for a little while, and be quiet about, and followw traffic laws
Oct 21 2005 11:30PM
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sethpistol02
Posts: 390 - Karma: 10
honda prelude...like id leave in like 30 min and i think i may pick a friend up....the cops in this town are retarded but........
Oct 21 2005 11:31PM
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^NewYork
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 13
BAD IDEA!!!!! think about it
Oct 21 2005 11:31PM
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Matty.
Posts: 9458 - Karma: 105
Yes don't do something dumb...be queit, make sure she has been asleep for like an hour, and make sure you keep her car in tip top shape!
Oct 21 2005 11:31PM
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sethpistol02
Posts: 390 - Karma: 10
yea she is asleep
Oct 21 2005 11:31PM
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sKILOve07
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i say no, my friend decided to take his moms car out when she was on her honeymoon and he started to fishtail cause it was raining and he completely wrecked the car... so deffinately dont risk it
Oct 21 2005 11:31PM
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Otto_Rocket
Posts: 276 - Karma: 10
where are you going?!
Oct 21 2005 11:31PM
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St.Steezy
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well I'd never be able to pull it off since my mom would notice if it was parked differently in any which way.
Oct 21 2005 11:32PM
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downhiller52
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this is the best place for Serious Advise..seriously
Oct 21 2005 11:32PM
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sethpistol02
Posts: 390 - Karma: 10
i have no clue maybe mcdonalds...im fuckin starving
Oct 21 2005 11:32PM
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Otto_Rocket
Posts: 276 - Karma: 10
NO YOU RETARD!!!

EAT SOMETHING IN TE HOUSE DUMBFUCK!!!
Oct 21 2005 11:33PM
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sethpistol02
Posts: 390 - Karma: 10
thats not the point...i just wanna drive
Oct 21 2005 11:33PM
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Ds91260
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depending if your moms chill or an whacked anxiety attack, shell notice if her cars moved
Oct 21 2005 11:34PM
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Otto_Rocket
Posts: 276 - Karma: 10
how old are you?!

drive tomarrow!
Oct 21 2005 11:34PM
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^NewYork
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 13
just dont do it.
Oct 21 2005 11:34PM
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sethpistol02
Posts: 390 - Karma: 10
shes not band....but when she found a bong she wass a little pissed
Oct 21 2005 11:35PM
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Otto_Rocket
Posts: 276 - Karma: 10
when she is AWAKE.

just ask her...
Oct 21 2005 11:35PM
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sethpistol02
Posts: 390 - Karma: 10
if shes awake?
Oct 21 2005 11:35PM
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Otto_Rocket
Posts: 276 - Karma: 10
why the hell do you wanna drive anyway?
Oct 21 2005 11:36PM
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sethpistol02
Posts: 390 - Karma: 10
i dont no......seems like a fun idea...i havent driven in a while and i just wanna chill and go for a drive
Oct 21 2005 11:36PM
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Otto_Rocket
Posts: 276 - Karma: 10
gigadi gah!!!

i dont understand you!

are you stressed out and wanna go for a drive or something?

is that it?!
Oct 21 2005 11:37PM
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lawless
Posts: 298 - Karma: 10
ohh i used to do this all the time.

sneak out the door farthest from your moms room. (they can hear everything). then push the car out the driveway. thats easy too. same thing when you get back. remember don't try to coast it in cause the brakes don't work the same.

otherwise, have fun.
also don't eat mcdonalds, that shit will kill you.
Oct 21 2005 11:37PM
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Capt.Flannel
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How old are you?
Oct 21 2005 11:37PM
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*BeckyK*
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 11
Heres the best "advise" you'll ever get:

1.) Learn how to spell advice
2.) Take the car only if you have somewhere important to go to
3.) Take it only if you're sure you won't get caught
4.) Take note of where the seat is positioned and all the mirrors, chances are she'll notice if there is something only a little bit off
5.) Don't get nervous if you spot a cop, just act like you're doing something you're supposed to be doing (the first time I stole my mom car, I got pulled over and I could feel my heart beat in my throat.)
6.) Make sure none of your neighbors see you driving the car, or anyone else who might know your mom
7.) Be confident, and don't doubt your driving abilities
8.) Don't wreck the damn thing
9.) Park it exactly where it was and same angle and all that stuff
10.) re-adjust seat/mirrors back to original spot

Oh, and you might want to roll the car out in neutral so she doesn't hear the engine... Otherwise, goodluck.
Oct 21 2005 11:37PM
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p-lin101
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be patient and drive wheny ou get your damn license its not even that exciting anyway. How old are you like 14
Oct 21 2005 11:38PM
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sethpistol02
Posts: 390 - Karma: 10
thanks for the tip...but i dont no iif i can push the muther fucker out cuz its like 30 degrees out and my drive is like 100 feet long....but ill try
Oct 21 2005 11:38PM
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MALONE
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braaaaaaaaaahp
Oct 21 2005 11:39PM
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sethpistol02
Posts: 390 - Karma: 10
15 but i turn 16 in like 2 months
Oct 21 2005 11:40PM
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Otto_Rocket
Posts: 276 - Karma: 10
how old are you?
Oct 21 2005 11:40PM
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Otto_Rocket
Posts: 276 - Karma: 10
oh ok, so u dont have your licence...

bad idea man...
Oct 21 2005 11:41PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
Don't take the car you dumbass. You're not even old enough to drive, you could risk somebody else's life.
Oct 21 2005 11:41PM
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*BeckyK*
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 11
No worries, Ive done it a time or two. You do have your permit, right? So you at least know how to drive a little bit?
Oct 21 2005 11:41PM
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sethpistol02
Posts: 390 - Karma: 10
well......ive desided not ot take the car...instead im goin to smoke up....thanks for talkin me out of it....i really dont wanna get busted(po po or mom)
Oct 21 2005 11:43PM
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Otto_Rocket
Posts: 276 - Karma: 10
dude... if you get pulled over youre gonna get so fucked
Oct 21 2005 11:43PM
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sethpistol02
Posts: 390 - Karma: 10
im not goin
Oct 21 2005 11:43PM
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Otto_Rocket
Posts: 276 - Karma: 10
THATS THE TICKET!

be safe, just dont drive after
Oct 21 2005 11:43PM
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skiierman
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Pussy, just go for it you giant vagina.
Oct 21 2005 11:49PM
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agree.this
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yeah dude, deffinately the better of the two choices
Oct 21 2005 11:50PM
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rocktheLPs
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you puss, i took out my moms car a shit load when my license was suspended, nothing bad happens dont worry. just drive slower than usual and kill the lights when you come back in.
Oct 21 2005 11:51PM
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SSteezle
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ya ^, what a vag
Oct 21 2005 11:52PM
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*BeckyK*
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 11
Holy shit... I just wrote out the entire dialoug of me and a cop when I got pulled over when I stole my moms car. And then my comp froze. So Im not re-writing it, but it was pretty funny. He totally believed me when I told him I had a license, but just forgot to put it in my purse when I changed purses and let me off the hook. It was sweet.
Oct 21 2005 11:54PM
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Literature
Posts: 13673 - Karma: 3,085
No shit. Whenever I have a big decision in life, like marriage, a morgage, or whether or not to slap the person that started this thread, I ask the wisest people of the land: Newschoolers.
Oct 22 2005 12:16AM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
ahahahahaa you came on ns for advise on something like this? go for it pussy! jesus who didn't take their parents car for a joyride before they were old enough to drive?!!! just don't leave you're buddies skate board in the back seat cuz being grounded for a month fucking sucks.
Oct 22 2005 2:21AM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 257
otto_rocket is soooo annoying and good call on not taking the car out
Oct 22 2005 2:36AM
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Frenchy88
Posts: 576 - Karma: 184
just when you back it up the driveway dont start it, roll it in neutral so it doenst make any noise
Oct 22 2005 3:26AM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
probably don't take it out this was almost surely resolved a few days/hours ago but still there's my thoughts
Oct 22 2005 3:26AM
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cdnskigirl89
Posts: 744 - Karma: 10
haha, can u even drive, dont risk it
Oct 22 2005 2:42PM
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SchweitzerSki
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did you ever answer how old you were in this entire god damn thread?
Oct 22 2005 2:55PM
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kickerlicker
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cool thread i wouldnt do it if you dont have your license
Oct 22 2005 3:08PM
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