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mmkay577
Posts: 828 - Karma: 10
today was the first day i drove to school, and some fuckers put shaving cream all over my car. took me forever to take it off. what are some good pay backs to get back at them. Oh will the shaving cream fuck up my car?
Oct 21 2005 4:21PM
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VKarma185
Posts: 1162 - Karma: 12
whack them in the face with a pipe wrench...that'll teach them
Oct 21 2005 4:28PM
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pedmiqueo
Posts: 863 - Karma: 9
put chikanechet in there faces or just do stick the chile
Oct 21 2005 4:30PM
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lorida
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 46
I would've gone home, gotten a bat, driven back to school and show them you mean bussiness
Oct 21 2005 4:32PM
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eheath
Posts: 61648 - Karma: 123,471
egg balongi and anything else sticky, on there car.
Oct 21 2005 4:32PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
put it in his ear dude.
Oct 21 2005 4:35PM
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Balgus
Posts: 474 - Karma: 14
1. if you live in a bird area cover their car with beard seeds and it will be full of birt shit

2.put skunk essence in their vent takes 2 months to get rid of the smell

3.clog their mauffler with an abundance of rocks and dirt

4.clock their keyhole with liquid cement

remeber use this at your own risk and if so be slik and not get caught.
Oct 21 2005 4:46PM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
buy a giant salmon and mash it in their grill, its okay if it breaks to bits just keep stuffing it in there.

or just get some tape and write obscenities on it and stick it to the back of their car.

or do a hit and run with a fish head.
Oct 21 2005 4:50PM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
OR clean a fish on their hood. and then spread apart the fillet and smear it all over the place.
Oct 21 2005 4:51PM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
i know like 46938403 people are going to say saran wrap thier cars, but dont cas thats gay.

let the air out of thier tires, and paint like "I'M GAY" on all thier cars, so if they get them towed the guy will be like uhh...
Oct 21 2005 4:53PM
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sneather
Posts: 6672 - Karma: 19
just jack up the car and steal the tires
Oct 21 2005 4:59PM
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mmkay577
Posts: 828 - Karma: 10
wat does saran wrap the cars do
Oct 21 2005 5:40PM
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GotamaBCshredder
Posts: 5062 - Karma: 424
vasaline on the windshield, its so hard to get off, and they will try to us the wipers but it will just make it worse, then put it under the door handles too, or if they leave their car unlocked leave a dead animal in it, but hidden.
Oct 21 2005 5:42PM
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back_woods
Posts: 1579 - Karma: 10
once you fuck with their cars dont leave yours around, but I agree you should do shit. like let all the air out of their tires, or if youre down with starting shit get say 8 or 9 friends and roll their car, just leave the fucker upside down
Oct 21 2005 5:43PM
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sKILOve07
Posts: 3482 - Karma: 9
yeah egg and bologna are good things for pay back cause they take the paint off
Oct 21 2005 5:44PM
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mmkay577
Posts: 828 - Karma: 10
yea i wanna do something that wont fuck up there car but good, cuz if i caught by one of the teachers doin somethign id be screweed
Oct 21 2005 5:45PM
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sneather
Posts: 6672 - Karma: 19
if u saran wrap their cars they wont be able to get in and it makes for real funny pictures
Oct 21 2005 5:55PM
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jerad
Posts: 3236 - Karma: 47
birds arent everywhere?
Oct 21 2005 6:07PM
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p-lin101
Posts: 1805 - Karma: 8
air out of the tires and sugar in the gas tank
Oct 21 2005 6:10PM
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KeegLove
Posts: 10166 - Karma: 55
next time u see them just urinate on them. simple as that.
Oct 21 2005 6:22PM
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(Jonesy)
Posts: 2594 - Karma: 20
lithium grease on the windows
Oct 21 2005 6:29PM
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Ruski
Posts: 1872 - Karma: 11
pull a george clooney and put a "small penis in tow" sticker on their bumpers (fyi george clooney put a sticker like that on brad pitt's car)
Oct 21 2005 6:31PM
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jibvermont
Posts: 910 - Karma: 10
cover it with sticky notes:) that have little messages on them... creative and classy.. you can think of something
Oct 21 2005 6:35PM
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VKarma185
Posts: 1162 - Karma: 12
haha yea that was funny stuff
Oct 21 2005 6:38PM
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EC-Tom
Posts: 2572 - Karma: 12
f you really wanna get them good and don't mind speding like 10 bucks just dump 5 gallons of milk on their car all over it and make sure to get it into the wiper basin and stuff. they will be able to clean it up but the little bit that stays will curtle(sp) and smell horrible.
Oct 21 2005 6:42PM
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