Replying to Drunk freshies

so last night i went to one of my friends parties, a chick and we brought her snow and all the freshman girls are drunk whores and i told her thats what her party was goign to be. so we show up all the kids are drunk except for one and us and so we just watched them act retarded, one kid threatened to kill me another one was like "i gotta go puke so he walks into the woods comes back 5 min later and i say did you puke"" and he goes "Yep!" in a happy voice i just started laughing. then me jon henry and patrick were jumping on the tramp and 3 chicks walk by and were liek you know it would be a lot easier if you werent drunk and she slurs out an "I aint drunk" and just about falls over but her friends caught her funny shit. then the kid that threatened to kill me was lying on the ground in the fetal position and murmuring "i feel naked" and then screaming "Get away from me" good times and these are 9th grade freshman. anyway comment as you want