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Drunk freshies

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V0LC0MSN0W248
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so last night i went to one of my friends parties, a chick and we brought her snow and all the freshman girls are drunk whores and i told her thats what her party was goign to be. so we show up all the kids are drunk except for one and us and so we just watched them act retarded, one kid threatened to kill me another one was like "i gotta go puke so he walks into the woods comes back 5 min later and i say did you puke"" and he goes "Yep!" in a happy voice i just started laughing. then me jon henry and patrick were jumping on the tramp and 3 chicks walk by and were liek you know it would be a lot easier if you werent drunk and she slurs out an "I aint drunk" and just about falls over but her friends caught her funny shit. then the kid that threatened to kill me was lying on the ground in the fetal position and murmuring "i feel naked" and then screaming "Get away from me" good times and these are 9th grade freshman. anyway comment as you want
Oct 21 2005 4:10PM
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V0LC0MSN0W248
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well i dont drink at all or smoke im drug/alcohol free
Oct 21 2005 4:14PM
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Anathema
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you're missin' out.
Oct 21 2005 4:14PM
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V0LC0MSN0W248
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idk i just think its funnier to watch the kids because they just look extrememly retarded... if only i had a video camera on me adn then we brought them snow adn they had snowball fights
Oct 21 2005 4:18PM
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agree.this
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you spent money so THEY could have fun?
Oct 21 2005 4:21PM
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V0LC0MSN0W248
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are you kidding i wouldtn waste my money on that id rather spend it on gas money
Oct 21 2005 4:24PM
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heavymetalwinner
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VOLCOMSNOW your an idiot. Your one of the dipshits which come to parties and think everyone who is drinking is a goof and look down your nose at them. Get a fucken life. Getting drunk is a good way to make stupid decision and blame it on being drunk. It probably doesnt make sense ot your mormon ass but ive had countless random hookups and fun nights which without alcohol wouldnt happen. Ive landed job opportunities drinking and meeting people at bars. Alcohol is a major part of todays society. If you dont want to drink thats cool but being an ass to those that are durnk is fucken lame.
Oct 21 2005 4:39PM
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Tinga
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yeah and we were in the middle of the woods and all the drunks were running around we're all like common hit the tree. and then this other little freshman comes up to us and goes i just fingered a girl and made out with her and grabbed her boobs like 50 times the hwole time hes just slurring and swaying on his feet funny stuff
Oct 21 2005 4:40PM
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V0LC0MSN0W248
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thanks for the constructive critisism and im 16 and i drove i dont feel like being an idiot and im sorry to disapoint you but im not mormon maybe im just to much of an idiot or is it you?
Oct 21 2005 4:41PM
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Ptrckroe
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Why do people rip on people who chose not to drink or do drugs, it's their decision. I smoke weed and drink occasionally, and if people chose not to, I'm cool with that. Don't make fun of them.
Oct 21 2005 4:43PM
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V0LC0MSN0W248
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yes i remember that haha and then we were hitting our heads on trees because we just didnt see them coming haha
Oct 21 2005 4:44PM
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*BeckyK*
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The worst thing in the world is to be video taped when drunk. Made me never want to drink again.
Nov 9 2005 10:13PM
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V0LC0MSN0W248
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holy shit old post hahaha
Nov 9 2005 10:14PM
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freeskier0808
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drunk freshmen r so damn stupid....

peace
Nov 9 2005 10:16PM
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hype
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haha sounds fun
Nov 9 2005 10:17PM
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cLyOnS_45
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everyone who has read this is now a little dumber. thank you for that you will be awarded no points and may God have mercy on your soul.
Nov 9 2005 10:18PM
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k2yeags
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hahaha SNL
Nov 9 2005 10:27PM
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ThaLorax
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i agree, but sometimes people are jackasses about it and try to impose on you to stop or tell you stories about how retarted you were being. one of the best things about drinking and smoking (or any drug fo rthat matter) is that you CAN
Nov 9 2005 10:46PM
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ThaLorax
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be retarted and everyone else is the same way and doesn't care
Nov 9 2005 10:47PM
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Torbord
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Fool, it was from Billy Madison.

And its cool if people dont want to drink or smoke, I personally enjoy getting wasted off my ass on occasion. The thing that pisses me off is when they look down on people who have made that choice to drink or smoke.

Also I would love it if somebody would video tape me drunk, maybe that way I could remember what happened the night before.
Nov 9 2005 11:02PM
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schlonginator
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wait till you guys grow up and discover drugs
Nov 9 2005 11:04PM
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FUUUCK
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its not about that choice, its about going to parties sober and acting superior to everyone whos drinking
Nov 9 2005 11:05PM
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awsomecoolguy
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pretty much my goal in life to go to partys were girls are all drunk then hook up with them wile i'm sober
Nov 9 2005 11:06PM
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reezyfbaby
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so your a homo then?
Nov 9 2005 11:12PM
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Torbord
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So a girl needs to be drunk to hook up with you? Are you that ugly? Or is it you just have no game?
Nov 9 2005 11:33PM
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cLyOnS_45
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im pretty sure there is an award show at the end of the year for the superiors. you might wanna look into it, no joke.
Nov 9 2005 11:58PM
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cLyOnS_45
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yea, it is BiLLy Madison. know your shit.
Nov 10 2005 12:02AM
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PIMP23
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wow u r a duecsh bag do u have ne friends
Nov 10 2005 12:03AM
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Lord_Piot
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i dont trust people who dont drink

too many lies.
Nov 10 2005 12:49AM
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d-loc
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why do people that dont drink or smoke make fun of people that do?

see you can turn it around and see that this thread was made to make fun of people having fun
Nov 10 2005 9:14AM
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Bangor
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^ exactly.
Nov 10 2005 12:06PM
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V0LC0MSN0W248
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nope
Nov 10 2005 5:31PM
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V0LC0MSN0W248
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sorry but i dont need to try to rip on people to boost my self esteem but it looks like you need to. and yes i have alot of friends probably more than you will ever know
Nov 10 2005 5:33PM
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V0LC0MSN0W248
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dude i had a fun time and sure i just havent decided to drink or smoke. well i have drank a bit and smoked some cigars but.... its just that much funner watching some of your friends because they are funny drunks and they are just so much more "chill". why do people that drink or smoke make fun of people that dont? answer me that
Nov 10 2005 5:35PM
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timmi
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umm. so the guy is making smart choices and you put him down for that? too cool buddy, too cool
Nov 10 2005 5:42PM
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Ruski
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yeah alot of freshies are pretty stupid when it comes to drinking i went to a party one and a bunch of freshman girls were being whory (sp/is it a word?) and were joking around humping air, messed up
Nov 10 2005 6:02PM
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japanada
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they are the ones that are prime for the picking
Nov 10 2005 6:36PM
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cmo
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yes he is
Nov 10 2005 6:48PM
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imotion
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its so gay when kids go to drinking parties and don't drink.

Its only fun when every single person is drunk and happy. Not kids on the trampoline jumping and be like "oh you guys are drunk! see i told you you would feel sick, ITS BAD!''
hate fuckers like that
Nov 10 2005 7:32PM
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ThaLorax
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if they're so "chill" why don't you try it too and get in thier mindset rather than act superior and rag on them being stupid. who knows, if you try it you just might be chill too...


don't make fun of something you don't understand
Nov 10 2005 7:55PM
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Jaskittin
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Hey, you wanna know what the funny thing is? Those freshman probably had 10 times more fun then you that night. Of course they are going to act retarded, they probably haven't been drinking that long and like to show off to the world that they just consumed SIX WHOLE BEERS without puking. At least thats how it was when I was a freshman. They grow up, grow some ball hair and learn to party right. Let them have their fun, and if you don't want to be wondering what if in 10 years I recomend you try it too.
Nov 10 2005 8:12PM
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Timmy_G
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I agree on all of that except I dont agree he is an idiot. I don't like the sober kids who chill at parties where there are a bunch of drunk/stoned/boomin people. They do think they are better though, like their shit doesnt stink.
Nov 10 2005 8:36PM
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awsomecoolguy
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idk it would just be way easyer
Nov 10 2005 8:40PM
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V0LC0MSN0W248
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no the funny thing about that is none of them rembered what happened after they got drunk. and personnally i dont feel like getting drunk with people i dont like and i still remember it all. funny stuff
Nov 11 2005 6:13PM
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STAUSS
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bummer.

watching those nigs is funner if your in the same state of mind.
Nov 11 2005 6:19PM
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STAUSS
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and when i say funner i mean more fun.
Nov 11 2005 6:20PM
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PurpleSkier
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You have a friend named John Henry? Does he drive railroad ties into the ground faster than a machine?
Nov 11 2005 8:54PM
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Stryken
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Fucking high school parties are retarded...I will bet anything dude that half of those people were just pretending anyway...
You don't have to impress people...it's too bad they think they have to.
And 9th grade is too young to be drinking. God damn, at least wait until you are 16 or something...You will have plenty of time in college to kill your brain cells for 4 years.
Nov 11 2005 9:44PM
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