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Things you have stolen?

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nilzlet
Posts: 1892 - Karma: 16
Ive never stolen anything that belonged to someone.......but ive had skis, gloves, and poles stolen...So, what are some things you select ass-whipes stolen?
Oct 21 2005 3:16PM
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sunvalleyskibum
Posts: 1223 - Karma: 11
CDs, cigarettes, one time i stole a pair of ski poles from a ski shop becuase i left mine at home...i just tossed them in front of the store at the end of the day
Oct 22 2005 10:22PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
the hearts of many a girl
Oct 22 2005 10:23PM
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STAUSS
Posts: 8232 - Karma: 3,311
mmm thousands of dollars of food from the mtn.
Oct 22 2005 10:30PM
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ronalddregan.
Posts: 1564 - Karma: 260
when i went to disney land i stole heka shyt beacuse they are duym bitches and make tshirts like 40 bucks
Oct 22 2005 10:36PM
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Jessbuff
Posts: 2685 - Karma: 17
I've stolen:
- Some immigrant's wallet
- Tips at a bar. (pocketed almost 15 bucks one night.)
- some dude I didn't like's 24 (actually lots of alcohol for that matter.)
- And a shit load of food and writing utensils. never know when they'll come in handy.

And the funniest thing ever stolen was my dad's spandex! like, who the fuck steals a 55 year old man's sweaty, stinky, bacteria infested spandex? like honestly, you've gotta be pretty sick.
Oct 22 2005 11:07PM
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OpIvy
Posts: 741 - Karma: 9
Hmmmm....various road signs, road cones, wet floor signs, a school bus, random articles from McDonalds etc.
Oct 22 2005 11:30PM
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Leckett
Posts: 0 - Karma: 13
all ive stolen is like candy n shit.. i was hungry at disney world once. and it was rianing and this candy store was loaded with pople so i shoved a couple bars into my shirt..
Oct 22 2005 11:36PM
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scratch_this_
Posts: 120 - Karma: 16
LOTS AND LOTS OF OTHER PEOPLES FOOD!
Oct 23 2005 12:10AM
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volkl
Posts: 191 - Karma: 10
My sweet mountain bike....locked up right in front of a building. Bastards!
Oct 23 2005 5:15AM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
like, candy and shit, nothing too big, but im still probially going to hell
Oct 23 2005 7:54AM
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spin
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 11
ive had my poles and my sherlock stolen... cant wait till someone shows up at a party with that thing
Oct 23 2005 4:24PM
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scratchbc_rider
Posts: 51 - Karma: 10
146 Beers B double E double R U N!
Oct 23 2005 11:51PM
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shea.
Posts: 1606 - Karma: 193
a surfboard from a surf shop. that was pretty hard. i just went in with my old shit one and left with a new one.
Oct 24 2005 7:00AM
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shea.
Posts: 1606 - Karma: 193
ewwwwwwwwwww
Oct 24 2005 7:03AM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
o shit thats funny
Oct 24 2005 9:42AM
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KEVTRON
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 1,222
a squierl broke into my house 1ce... he climbed onto my roof and then went down the chimny..me,my bro, my parents were on vacation.. we went to alaska lol and got back and everything was like nocked over and shit and when we got there it was in the chimmney but we didnt know and my dad had a fire that night and when he was putting on logs the damn thing jumped down the chimmney through the fire over my dad shoulder and started going fuckin crazy then my dad chased it all over the house with a fishing net and a BB gun and caught it and then it had a heart attack and died..this was during winter :/
Oct 24 2005 9:51AM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
some one stole a snowmobile from me, and i have stolen tons of shit
Oct 24 2005 9:51AM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
not like from people tho from stores and such
Oct 24 2005 9:52AM
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beer.
Posts: 3096 - Karma: 44
Stealing from other people or small stores is ultra lame. Stealing from big companies is ok. If you steal some CDs from best buy, you are stealing like one trillionth of their worth. If you stole my longboard, you'd be taking like 50 percent of my net worth. Stealing people's bikes? You are fucking gay, and if I ever catch someone doing shit like that I will beat them to a bloody pulp.

I've stolen lots and lots and lots of cigarettes, dozens of cases of beer and 40s, and energy drinks.
Oct 24 2005 11:07AM
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skiman523
Posts: 572 - Karma: 10
at mountains i sit at the soda fountain a drink a shit load then throw the cup away. you all know that im badass
Oct 24 2005 1:04PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 345
i've never stolen anything, but i just had my cd case jacked from me like 2 weeks ago while i was at work. i saw the fucker running away and i shot him in the back with my 12 guage i had behind the counter.
Oct 24 2005 1:11PM
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PimpDaddySkier
Posts: 4221 - Karma: 20
i stole golf tees becuase they didnt have a price on them and i thought they were free
Oct 24 2005 4:38PM
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Ruski
Posts: 1872 - Karma: 11
...how? do you choose a target...watch them...then grab and run? thats sick...
Oct 24 2005 4:55PM
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freestyleskiin
Posts: 1598 - Karma: 9
my friends and i mjake really good friends with the people who take ur money at the end of the line and we have prolly racked up like 5-6 hundred in food cuz our resort rips u off
Oct 24 2005 5:01PM
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ski8990
Posts: 5961 - Karma: 19
a bag of chips from my school...Im a fucking badass.
Oct 24 2005 5:06PM
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