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worst ski car ever

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Sybek
Posts: 79 - Karma: 11
Who here claims to have the worst ski car ever? I for one have the pleasure of owning an 88 civic with 400,000km on it. The wheels are supposed to fall off soon and the engine is starting to burn oil. I have a shit factory deck that wont even play tapes and I have a 'special method' of actually getting the drivers side door to lock. Other then that its a sick ride baby :P

I know dougs van is pretty hip, I wouldnt mind hearing the vitals on that one. Oh and btw, if u own a 2002 Bimmer with 18' rims, I dont care to hear about it. I wanna know the worst of the worst!

Seb
Dec 4 2002 1:08AM
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cko
Posts: 1869 - Karma: 32
NICE. I have an 89 Civic Si. Runs great and just got a new paint job. Definately not the best ski car ever but when Harvey and I went up to Sauveur I took a wrong turn and ended up going up a hill with 2 inches of new snow and the civic was fine. I love that car


'...if it weren't for harvey we would all be in the freeze forum.'
Dec 4 2002 1:19AM
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UpDawg
Posts: 2373 - Karma: 11
get a subaru outback...best damn ski car/road tripping car ever
Dec 4 2002 1:33AM
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GeneralDisorder
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 18
1988 pontiac gran prix 166,000 miles
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Dec 4 2002 1:36AM
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kevywevy
Posts: 6292 - Karma: 13
84 mazda b2200(truck) two wheel drive rear wheel drive. just rolled over to 80,000 miles. replaced the alternator carborator clutch master and slave clutch cylinders and master brake cylinder. i have rolled it onto its side in a ditch so it has a red front quarter panel (goldish color the rest) and a big dent in the side of the bed(also from rolling it) drilled holes in the dent to pull it out. didn't work so it has 3 big holes in it now. and i have 'ghetto ride' spelled out in duct tape on the tail gate. there is a pic in my profile. worthless in snow and going up any hills. worste car ever



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Dec 4 2002 2:59AM
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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
combi van....enough said






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Dec 4 2002 3:17AM
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Rapt0r
Posts: 2041 - Karma: 10
why dont u brag some more Salomon


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Dec 4 2002 3:22AM
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skia123
Posts: 429 - Karma: 11
I gots me a ski motorcycle... no that would be cool tho, I mean cold
Dec 4 2002 9:08AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
i dont have a car, thats worse than havin a shitty car even
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Dec 4 2002 9:37AM
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Straightline
Posts: 168 - Karma: 10
87 Plymouth Relient K. a nice relient automobile. wait no. 220,000 miles on it and it just died. topped out at about 70 mph. no heat, no ac, no exhaust for the last 6 months, power locks (that didnt work) but a killer system. probably replaced everything at least once. RIP K, RIP.
Dec 4 2002 10:20AM
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Skier711
Posts: 375 - Karma: 11
i used to have an 86 toyota pickup, we sold it for $50
Dec 4 2002 3:16PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
i have a dogsled, but no dogs....it sucks.


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Dec 4 2002 3:26PM
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1080enemy
Posts: 2171 - Karma: 13
89 ford tempo yeah
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What ya doin?
diggen.
Why?
make a hole.
What for?
more diggen.
Dec 4 2002 3:37PM
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Rapt0r
Posts: 2041 - Karma: 10
i use a 2002 GMC Jimmy and a 2001 Chevy Cavalier. They aren't mine, but I get to use them sometimes.


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Dec 4 2002 5:29PM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
i had a 87 wrangler with 180k on it. it had a rusted out hole on the drivers side floor so big you could fit thru it. i decided to sell it so i took some tinfoil and put it over the hole and painted it black with that rubber undercoating stuff. the buyer never even check under the drivers side carpet;) before he bought it. i felt kinda bad, but then i figured i was just trying to teach him how to be a smarter consumer.
Dec 4 2002 5:40PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
i skate around on sled dogs

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Dec 4 2002 5:52PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
Oldsmobile 98. Its pink. Has a big backseat though.
There is nothing motherly about mother nature. Except for her big mountainous breasts.
Dec 4 2002 7:52PM
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huckster989
Posts: 2147 - Karma: 12
84 volvo! rear wheel drive so it sucks in snow but its in good condition and has only like 180,000 on it. But i take my jeep skiing, i want to take the volvo just for the hell of it

the magazine is called 'POWDER' cool! - my stupid non-skiing friend
Dec 4 2002 7:58PM
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CrankSkimafia
Posts: 176 - Karma: 10
I had a Lexus ES250, it did a kick ass job getting me to the resorts, now its a mazda MX3, its a pos. Its too small to put your skis in. I want to get an older short wheel base econoline van and make it 4wd, put like a 3 inch life on it and some knobby tires. Kinda like a molester van with style!
Dec 4 2002 8:18PM
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newschooler14
Posts: 2843 - Karma: 25
'88 volvo station wagon rear whell drive. 250,000 miles on it. We were a long ass way out in the county with my friends 3 foot bong when the timing belt broke going up hill so he we couldnt move at all and engine got all fucked up. Gas guage is in accurate so I never can tell just how much gas I have. Pretty shitty speakers too. Only good thing is tons of shit and people can fit pretty good in the car. The rear door doesnt latch though.

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Dec 4 2002 11:18PM
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A_T_K
Posts: 1403 - Karma: 12
this is not my car, its a friends, but it is a '79 honda i dont know what model and i dont think he does either, the name plate thingy on the back got knocked off, but is primary color is bondo, it is the BIGGEST piece of scheeeeeeeeeat ever.
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Dec 5 2002 12:01AM
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rockymountainmilitia
Posts: 2706 - Karma: 12
you guys are lucky you got cars you can put your skis in my lamborgini diablo has enough room for one of my mitts and my goggles. oh well just gonna hafta buy new stuff when I get to the mountain.
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Dec 5 2002 12:22AM
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RideBLUNT
Posts: 3393 - Karma: 11
1981 Ford babyblue colored Pickup with 175,000+ miles and holes. I can't even close any of the windows completely. It's a POS, good thing its not mine!!



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Dec 5 2002 12:26AM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10888 - Karma: 2,184
2000 dodge dakota sport!

i got some sick ass KUMHO semi-mudders on that bitch!



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For every person there is a story...

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR'S?
Dec 5 2002 1:39AM
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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
I've got a 78 Datsun 120y for sale. Faded green color with large rust spots. No engine - but goes well down hill. $100 o.n.o
Dec 5 2002 3:19AM
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ECFS-Attitash
Posts: 2573 - Karma: 13
best ski car ever: Porsche Cayenne Turbo
450 hp
0-60 5.6
and its a fucking SUV!
FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK

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Dec 6 2002 11:02PM
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unnatural
Posts: 531 - Karma: 9
i have a 2003 mac truck with 30 inch rims on all 8 wheels
Dec 6 2002 11:15PM
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unnatural
Posts: 531 - Karma: 9
oh and did i mention its lowered and theres 700 15 inch subwoofers in the rig in the back
Dec 6 2002 11:19PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
i got my license in august and now i have a 94 bronco with a 351 in it. eddie bauer ediction. mty dads old rig. i love it
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Dec 6 2002 11:23PM
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CrystalineSkier
Posts: 1065 - Karma: 16
i've got a 1990 honoda civic with 250,000 miles on it. But it's got power windows. . .oh yeah, they go up with the touch of a button. that's fuckin style man.

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Dec 6 2002 11:23PM
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tan
Posts: 1531 - Karma: 19
man , all ihave is a 2002 chevy tahoe, with 4wd and a flip down DVD player. i have it so terrible
Dec 6 2002 11:36PM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
all tahoes are 4wd
Dec 6 2002 11:50PM
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tan
Posts: 1531 - Karma: 19
i know, i just needed to make it sound even cooler
Dec 6 2002 11:57PM
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COOK
Posts: 196 - Karma: 31
We used to go up in a 94 ford escort that had 500,000 km on it.. the thing sounded and felt like it was going to fall apart and blow up at 110km/h. It was brutal.

Now Im crusin in a Chevy Impala.. watch out for the big stop lights.. they will blind you with there hugeness

Later
Dec 7 2002 12:16AM
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tan
Posts: 1531 - Karma: 19
haha
Dec 7 2002 12:39AM
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Sybek
Posts: 79 - Karma: 11
lol gotta love ski cars with no heat, i knew a dude who would drive up with his no heat jeta and he would have 3-4 candles lit up on his dashboard to keep the windshield from fogging up. if u ask me, that is some crazy shit
Dec 7 2002 12:41AM
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