yo i posted it already but it so funny i had to post it again.
yo i was on da chairlift wit my friend armando man a.k.a. lil twista (he do snowboard). an so we rolls up some oregano (fake G) an put it in J. Yo dere be some colege asian on da chairlift an me an armando pretended we be smokin da fake G. den i pass it to him an say "take a hit man" an he dont want to look like a pussy so he take a real hit of da fake G. it was so funny cause he took a fat hit on da fake G an was burnin da throat. he den gave it back an said "dat some good shit". so funny.
da otha story was da fight i saw. yo 1 nigga an 1 hindu started fightin an da hindu pulls out a razor blade. yo da real nigga knocks it out of da guys hand den he grabs da end of da hindu fools zip up hoodie an wraps it aroun da fools head. yo it had been rainin so dere were big puddles in da drains so da nigga puts the fools head into the gutta an the fool cant breathe cause he got a sweatshirt aroun his head an he start blowin bubles into da water while he gettin his head slamed into da gutta. yo it was so funny dat hindu fool got fucked up.