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The new type of Tv's suck
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as i jump over the two story bus i yell chiki tow!, 2 planes drop from the tree into the bucket, the bucket yells who painted the sidewalk! i press the button 3 times, when the plants realized im not in the grocery store red moons encircle the jackrabbits as the indians dig up the screens
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If you hit a man, in time his wounds will heal. If you steal from a man, you can replace what you've stolen. But always cross in the green, never in between. Because the honorable Elijah Muhammed Ali floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee. And always remember my brother, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, knick knack, paddy whack, give a dog a bone, two thousand, zero, zero, party, oops! Out of time, my bacon smellin' fine.
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i kill rocks and paint wheat as the rats march across the sea
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the box had a basket in it, said jimmy buffet acquiring his ship, "im made of radish"
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hows that crack treating you?
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Holy fuck, this is the greatest thread in the history of NS,,, im serious.
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i filled the toilet with fried pigeon then walked over to the floor, thats where i made my stand and oredered the clam
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the driftwood stood up and threw the pineapple back at me, i noticed the giant ant over on that cliff, what was it scratching?
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dont spill the tea, replied the snake walking down the hallway
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my toes were cut off by the sea of green
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haha good one marti gras spins in circles and lights the candles with battery acid and fumbles the ball in heart shaped circle
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look! the napkins making his speech, hurry teach him about mayonaise
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reality has nothing to do with mice, but it is usually the song that laughs last
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i ran backwards and turned around, there was a giant frog sitting in the sand, i jumped and hid under the seeds
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when the water demon ordered a large fry, he failed to show his passport, finally being exiled to the closet next to the physics book
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running as FAST as he could along the beach, he dove headfirst into a pile of kelp that had washed up, rolling and flopping around amid the sogging, briny heap. his brain was secreting massive amounts of happy juicies at this point, and he was barely able to stumble back onto his ecstatic feet to keep on running, panting and making broken, staccatoed giggly noises. he spotted four birds lazily gliding overhead, and his face erupted with happy emotion, sprinting and stumbling, DELIRIOUS with RELEASE, he stretched his arms out as wide as he could towards the birds, exclaiming, "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!"
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you lost^ the snow fell on the sand, exumed by great white blackbear's dancing while readin intergalactic poetry to the salad bowl full of air.
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sorry to hear about your virus, these professional grade punchlines are still glowing, however He polished it every morning and covered it with heated cotton blankets every night, but the flies in the ointment managed to snap a photograph, thus greatly irritating the womenfolk, after all you are a very busy animal.
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woo hoo^ he did it! the book lie on the vibrating speaker screaming monster trucks through the kitchen window.
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some aquatic creature attached to his face, removing unwanted plant wax. they roll onto it while it coiled up under the refrigerator.
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born from the dishwasher arose the meaning of life, fungas macaroni wrapped in cheese from the big brewery in the sky.
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one antennae didnt look like it had much energy left in it, but it would be artificially camouflaged by the droning hum of the icebox motor.
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his teeth just looked longer when building a fort out of a sofa, he knew things would finally be quiet again since the semi solid gel will harden before that.
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the intergalactic pallisades made for an excellent work out. when the eucalyptus leaf struck midnight, we helped the foreign camel-toe.
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the klingon inferno would not end up the construction of that eraser factory by peeling apples from the good old mighty hair.
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Creation is an egg salad, pieces of all, burrito's dancing to fancifull repedetiveness while inventing mind boggeling pronouns in reverse.
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explosions into pieces there came something from nothing, dinosaurs via internet walking with toes. sticks fondled into hammer's with grey fingers to black, walking talking, cellphone to worldwide communication on low levels of fairness.
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Im scared after reading that, was it all mean, is ther like a secret message or something, ahhhh someone help me
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My friend said that one time, where's that shit from?
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don't be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood.
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