Do what my firend and his friends did.
Ok, it was 11 at night so he was approaching an intersection(about 500-1,000ft in front of him) and he's going 70ish in a 25. He sees a black and white cop car with a radar detector, he sees it and says, "shit" puts on the brake. a split second later, he realizes it's not going to matter, he's already going 45 over and the cop is too close for braking to make a difference. He says, "fuck it," slams down the accerator goes up to about 100m/h past the cop in his mustang, and runs a red light. He makes a hard right turn at about 80 m/h, barely skidding into a random shopping center, just as the cop is turning on his lights and turning onto the road to catch them. They see there is a chinese resturaunt, so they sprint out of the car into the restaurant to hide from the the cop who is chasing them. They come into the resruarant and well, they decide to order food. The cop never comes, they get out of the restuarant and check everywhere and decide to leave. On the way home, a black and white car pulls up next to them. It is the exact same car as the police car that chased them earlier. everybody is like, "holy shit, what are we gonna do." This kid john takes a closer look and says, "It's ok. He's got a turban." so it was a taxi. They get home and eat the rest of the chinese food, and they only gave them one fortune cookie. He opens it up and it says, "The best way to avoid a bad situation is with good manners, unless you have good reflexes." The end.
