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ski tricks not skateboard tricks
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I just saw a recent freeze magazine and there was C.R. Johnson doing a one footed grind strait down a flat rail. He called it a 50-50 grind. What the hell is this, this is not skate boarding, this is not not snowboarding this is skiing. the least we could do is take the name from inline skating in this case it would be a makio. in line skating is basically the same thing and we should learn tricks from eachothers sports.
Thats all I have to say about that.
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okay forest
my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.
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cause most pro skiers dont inline, and that would nake most sence, cause most pro skiers are cool, but since there are all these on footed grinds we need new names!
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I cant believe he called it a 50-50 grind
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cause inline is fruitbooting and gay
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yea i thought it was a dark slide, geez
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Frootbuiting originated in austrailia, it was a group of kids who thought it would be cool to have one shoe on and one rollerblade on. they thought it was like skateboarding on rollerblades, someskateboarders saw it and thought it was gay hence the name Fruitbooting.
theres a big difference
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why wouldnt it be called a 50-50 grind?
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if you saw the picture, its a 'makio', thats what it should be called because inline and skiing are closley related, we shouldnt rely on snowboarding or skateboarding for trick names
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yeah in freeze when they were describing how to rail slide they said 'ollie' onto the rail. Just seemed kind of wierd because the way you do it on skis has nothing to do with how it is on skateboard/snowboard, all you really do is jump.
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exactly what im talking about
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um, i dont think im up for calling it a makio though, i dont even know how to pronounce that
my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.
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he called it a 50 50 because thats what it is...why would we call it some stupid ass name, when we could keep it simple and too the point. everyone understands 50/50 on skis...so lets keep it that way...shit
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whenever my friends do 50/50s they always go on both skis, with one half of each ski on the rail, hence 50/50
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exactly. we call tailgrabs 'tailgrabs' because thats what we do, grab the tail... same thin as on rails. we 50-50 onto the rail. we dont have grind plates on our skis like they do on rollerblades, so its different. we've borrowed virtually every other name for our tricks from snowboarding, no one cares, its just the way it is.
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Heres a really good reason, rollerblading is the the gayest thing to ever hit the streets. Oh yeah, skateboarding is actually cool and doesn't suck on your moms cheesy taco. Evering thing in skiing should be named after skateboarding. Once again, all of you fruitrollers keep that gay ass shit to yourself. Sorry if this was negative, but i get really pissed whenever rollerbladers talk!
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i think it is a 50-50, although calling a sidewyas slide a boardslide is different because u are not sliding on a board, thats juts a slide in my mind
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These things under our feet look like boards to me!
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By the way, that is the stupidest fucking trick known to man.
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Hmm.. I think Shakespeare made my point many years before me:
It's just a fucking name - who cares if it's called makio or 50-50??? Not me!!
But I agree with fatpigeon that an ollie is something totally different and not to be confused with jumping on to a rail...
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Actually, Skateboarding and skiing are pretty similar. Along with surfing, they were the first 'extreme sports' And you can do alot similar things, like ollie. No, i don't mean just jump in the air, but load up the tails of your skis, and pop up and forward. oh yeah, theres manuals, nose manuals, and some other crap i don't feel like thinking of.
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Why does everyone think rollerblading is so gay?
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cause people have opinions.
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no one cares... really
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yeah if u want any decent cross training for skiing, u rollerblade, if u want to girnd rails in the summer and don;t have a ramp, astroturf and a rail, u can rollerblade. how can skateboarders say blading is gay? although fun, skateboarding is the wors way to get around...no longboarding is a different thing all together but we don;t need to get into that
as for stealing names, who the fuck cares...i call a toxic a tail..just kuz i think toxic is gay
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OK.. what the hell are u talking about??? skateboarding is a cool way to get around. But i dont think our tricks should b named after skatboarding tricks snowboarding or even inline. we should have our own names for tricks because they r all different. lates
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lets call it a swapoilokey grind.
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why is it so bad calling it a 50/50? He's just using a name we all know so when people hear it associated with skiing they'll know what the hell they're talking about. When you start inventing gay names no one knows what the fuck your talking about. It's the trick that matters not the name. Maybe when you can do that like CR you can name it whatever the fuck you want.
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why wouldn't it be 50/50. one ski is on the rail one is off. and 1 of 2 is 50% so yes it should be called a 50/50. makio sounds gay just like rollerblading. and more pros skateboard than rollerblade and no skiing is nothing like rollerblading, skiblading and figure skating are like rollerblading.
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w-ever but why diss inliners.
i did that ones when i was like 14 i jused to hang with some sponsored skaters and did like kick them in to walls and stuff i laught but now i just think its dum and imature to diss another sport/extreme sport
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werent a bunch of u just talking about how we shouldnt limit the sport, now look what ur doing...
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Yeah....we shouldn't steal names from skateboarding, snowboarding, and inlining anymore. Let's just go ahead and think up new names for a mute, tailgrab, japan, flare, misty, rodeo, and any other trick that is used in more than one sport. We can just confuse the shit out of everyone. It will be a gay old time. (I'm hoping you picked up on the sarcasm)
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fuckin' frootbuiters!!! always bitchin their gay mouths off how nobody likes em
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while we change the names of the tricks to be individual, why dont we change the name of the terrain too! like halfpipe to halfcylinder! and jumps to ramps! and rails or jibs to pipers! and all the other shit too! dont change anything, its named for a reason, i got so pissed off when people started calling lincolns sunrises
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pointless conversation, absolutley pointless
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