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Great Bush joke

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Ski-hobo
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Pres Bush is sitting in the oval office when an advisor comes in
the advisor says "sorry to report mr president but to Brazilian soldiers died today"
Bush starts freaking out unlike anything his advisor has ever seen
"Whats wrong" he asked
Bush respons" holy shit!! How many is a Brazilian!"
Oct 16 2005 10:14PM
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nychka
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it is good, i heard it at school two days ago from my geography teacher
Oct 16 2005 10:16PM
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eheath
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Hahah
Oct 16 2005 10:17PM
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STAUSS
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hahahah

silly bush.
Oct 16 2005 10:38PM
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altaeric84
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You liberals fucking crack me up, Id like to see you all try to do a better job.
Oct 16 2005 10:48PM
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j.bird
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haha silly person who makes fun of Bush doesn't know the differnce between to and two.
Oct 16 2005 10:50PM
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Ski-hobo
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whoa, I am in NO way a liberal!!!
I thought it was a funny joke
Oct 16 2005 10:50PM
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altaeric84
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The last thing our country needs now is people making jokes about the president, perhaps you would like to go serve your country in iraq?
Oct 16 2005 10:55PM
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Ski-hobo
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take it easy cocksucker, its just a joke, shit, and a good one at that.
Oct 16 2005 10:56PM
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Maximumsushi
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People making jokes about a political leader? Well, I never!

You do realize that the majority of daily newspapers have an entire section dedicated to this, right?
Oct 16 2005 10:56PM
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altaeric84
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And you do realize I wasnt serious?
Oct 16 2005 11:02PM
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hemlockjibber8
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your a dumbass. if hes making fun of Bush, whos a dumbass too, why would you even say that. if he hates bush he most liekly doesnt support the war. and its not like bush is actually fighting
Oct 16 2005 11:03PM
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Ski-hobo
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its hard to pick out sarcasm when there is not emotion in type.
Oct 16 2005 11:03PM
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altaeric84
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^wow im not even sure what your post means buddy, try attending english class occasionaly. "your" a dumbass.
Oct 16 2005 11:04PM
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altaeric84
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to hemlock..
Oct 16 2005 11:04PM
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hemlockjibber8
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You Liberals fucking crack me up. I would like to see any one of you try to do a better job.
Oct 16 2005 11:07PM
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hemlockjibber8
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The last thing our country needs now is people making jokes about the president. Perhaps you would like to go serve your country in Iraq?


ooooh look at me. its a internet forum douchebag
Oct 16 2005 11:09PM
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VKarma185
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...you know any thread with the word "Bush" in it is gonna turn into some stupid political thread that nobody cares about!
Oct 16 2005 11:09PM
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Ski-hobo
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yeah, I should have use Jimmy Carter
Oct 16 2005 11:09PM
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hemlockjibber8
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Wow! I am not sure what your post means, buddy. Try attending an English class occassionaly.
Oct 16 2005 11:10PM
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Gnarshred
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HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA I am dedicating my 1100th post to say you just brightened my day, not that it could get much brighter since i skied today but w/e.
Oct 16 2005 11:20PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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just shut the fuck up. that joke aws hilarious
Oct 17 2005 1:26AM
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jarossamdb7
Posts: 6322 - Karma: -10
umm its suppsoed to be to because that is what the advisor said but bush thought it was two. my dad told this to me the other day, somewhat funny i guess, but sad really because its practically true.
Oct 17 2005 1:53AM
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jsg
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hahahahahaha he is such a hick
Oct 17 2005 2:57AM
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KDB
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hahaha hemlock is my new favourite newschooler.
Oct 17 2005 3:27AM
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bermbuster49
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haha thats good, but i think the fight that occured afterwords was better than the acuall joke hahah what spodes..
Oct 17 2005 7:47AM
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hippie_cat
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i would be really scared for the us if you were serious.
Oct 17 2005 8:11AM
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freestyler540
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The joke cacked me up. The worst is that it can really happen!
Oct 17 2005 10:27AM
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Djphantom
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Why shouldn't we make jokes about him? He is an idiot, but the people who believe he is doing the right thing with this was and support him are even dumber. Why would people want to go serve in Iraq? Just to get killed for no good reasons! IF there is any good reasons too attack them post it and maybe after I will not laugh at your president.
Oct 17 2005 1:20PM
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ski8990
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Humor is the last thing we need in these difficult times! We need more bitching and less fun-making!
Oct 17 2005 1:25PM
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whattheshit
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i love it when teachers make political opinions in class.

it makes me laugh inside.
Oct 17 2005 1:28PM
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mad_540_trix
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Good work Brian, you have corrected several grammar mistakes in their posts. This makes the person who bashed the grammar of another look like an idiot.
Oct 17 2005 3:07PM
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mad_540_trix
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shit... this is what i meant to put.

Good work, Brian. You have corrected several grammar mistakes in their posts. This makes the person who bashed the grammar of another look like an idiot.
Oct 17 2005 3:14PM
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Otto_Rocket
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hahaha its a funny joke, but i had to read it like 3 times cuz you put to instead of two. But anyway its still wicked funny!
Oct 17 2005 4:11PM
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bucknasty
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Freedom of speech and who cares what people say about the president, its their right and who are you to say for them not to, haha i thought that was a hilarious joke, oh yea half of ns could do a better job than bush is, all they have to do is elect a cabinet and let other people do all the work for them, hahahaha i cant believe that people still think bush does all the work, shows how smart and educated they are on politics, go and argue with your parents about this shit and come back when you have a legitament arguement
Oct 17 2005 7:43PM
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
how about not entering into a retarded, completely personally motivated war?
Oct 17 2005 8:23PM
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wskibum176
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bush jokes are always funny
Oct 17 2005 8:28PM
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SUpilot
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here is a bush joke

if your girlfriend starts smoking, what do you do?

-use more lube
Oct 17 2005 8:41PM
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