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Pick-up Lines

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Parkin
Posts: 99 - Karma: 10
If your left leg was easter and your right leg was christmas, can I cum in between the holidays.

Give me some more good ones to use. Nothin better than gettin straight to the point. Oh and uh if a chick came up to you and said that...what the hell would your reaction be?
Nov 26 2001 2:12AM
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sizzlah
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 10
naw, it made sense. he was saying that bryan's pick-up lines are cool and actually pick up chicks (which i find hard to believe, but hey, the guy must be talented...) and that if anyone needs a pick-up line that works, ask bryan.
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AntAdam: soy milk is a lot better for you
freestylesupreme: cow milk is the BEST....i'm going skiing. go drink your goat milk.
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Richford: Where's the entrance?
Newhard: you can't get in. the grocery store is exit only, like my butt
Richford: not mine
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Kateie K: Isn't your religion incompatable with eating people? How do you resolve that?
Dec 13 2001 9:43AM
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angryal
Posts: 82 - Karma: 10
' hey wanna play a game with me. Yes, okay tell me if this sounds like fun. We can imitate the motion of a hurricane slapping a wet screen door. I'll be the hurricane. Ready/ okay wanna go to my place?
Dec 13 2001 11:55AM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
Ha!

Hey thanks for clearing that up MC, I think I understand it now....maybe.

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
Dec 13 2001 1:01PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
If these don't work then it's hopeless:
'My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.'
'Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.'
Dec 13 2001 1:02PM
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andyrightcoast
Posts: 5220 - Karma: 18
I was being extremely sarcastic... ask Parkin how Bryan trys to pick up chicks
-Andy

'Head of the Talk like a 1337 Surfer Hax0r d00d revolution'

Give a w00t to the FreeCoast Freeride Team
Dec 13 2001 4:11PM
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gordo
Posts: 1323 - Karma: 31
you wanna play navy? ill sink my battel ship and see if the sea men can swim
'abazaba...your my only friend'
Dec 13 2001 5:36PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
HAHAHHAHA!! That's good.

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
Dec 13 2001 5:55PM
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gordo
Posts: 1323 - Karma: 31
yeah i just heard it yesterday it made me laugh so hard
'abazaba...your my only friend'
Dec 13 2001 7:40PM
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mariberries
Posts: 800 - Karma: 10
picture this: you, me, twister board, malt liquor, baby oil...
do you taste as good as you look?
mariberries
Dec 13 2001 9:57PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 73
I think you forgot the whip cream... I'll bring it for you.

Keep On Rockin In A Phatt World!!!!
~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
Dec 13 2001 10:07PM
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frost
Posts: 228 - Karma: 13
This one time at band camp...
Dec 13 2001 10:40PM
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freeskiCharley
Posts: 414 - Karma: 9
haha! I have two really baaaad black eyes and a fat bump on my forehead right now so people stare A LOT so I wink at them! and it makes them all nervous and look away.... it's hilarious!!!!!!
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charley ;)

KASP Huck Dollies fo life!
Dec 13 2001 11:39PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
haha, is the other guy in hospital??

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
Dec 14 2001 1:10PM
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Canadian_kicker
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 13
haha that 'one time at band camp' has always struck home.. cause i play the flute... haha well used too. haha made my rents pay 800 bucks for it and i stopped playing after 2 years.. haha great kid i am..
~Phunkin' Phat Phreerider~
*I rule*
Dec 14 2001 8:52PM
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yellowsnow4u
Posts: 3283 - Karma: 15
AHAHHAHAH!!!!!! Yah I think mariberries has it so far. And nice one mike. Real slick. And a good call too ;) lol
Peace,
Matt

***Founder of the Dancing Penguin Revolution :)***
PhattTim: haha, computer got nutted by da gorilla on crack
~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

Dec 15 2001 12:12AM
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sizzlah
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 10
oh yes, miss mariberries rocks!!!

'ccrrrraaapuh!' bald saprano???
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AntAdam: soy milk is a lot better for you
freestylesupreme: cow milk is the BEST....i'm going skiing. go drink your goat milk.
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Richford: Where's the entrance?
Newhard: you can't get in. the grocery store is exit only, like my butt
Richford: not mine
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Kateie K: Isn't your religion incompatable with eating people? How do you resolve that?
Dec 15 2001 8:21PM
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yellowsnow4u
Posts: 3283 - Karma: 15
HAHAHAH what!?! lol.....
Matt

***Founder of the Dancing Penguin Revolution :)***
PhattTim: haha, computer got nutted by da gorilla on crack
~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

Dec 16 2001 2:18PM
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sizzlah
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 10
hehe. poor dumb matt. i still loove you.
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AntAdam: soy milk is a lot better for you
freestylesupreme: cow milk is the BEST....i'm going skiing. go drink your goat milk.
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Richford: Where's the entrance?
Newhard: you can't get in. the grocery store is exit only, like my butt
Richford: not mine
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Kateie K: Isn't your religion incompatable with eating people? How do you resolve that?
Dec 16 2001 10:08PM
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yellowsnow4u
Posts: 3283 - Karma: 15
Hey!....i don't get it.... ;(
Matt

***Founder of the Dancing Penguin Revolution :)***
PhattTim: haha, computer got nutted by da gorilla on crack
~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

Dec 17 2001 1:12AM
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witchbaby666
Posts: 642 - Karma: 10
:D how old is this thread?





In the garden shed, behind a cobweb curtain, Witch Baby was playing her drums.
It was the drumming of flashing dinosaur rock gods and goddesses who sweat starlight, the drumming of tall, muscly witch doctors who can make animals dance, wounds heal, rain fall and flowers open. But it began in Witch Baby's head and heart and came out through her small body and hands...
Jul 27 2002 12:01AM
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Steel_Rabbit
Posts: 135 - Karma: 10
1.Lets play army men, I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outa me
2.You may not be the prettiest girl in the room but beauty is only a light switch away
3.Nice legs when do they open?
4.How would you like to take a bath without ever going near a tub (then lick your lips or do something with your tongue)
I'll get more later


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Jul 27 2002 2:32AM
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Liv
Posts: 29 - Karma: 10
'Have I seen you before? Are you a model?' is old, but my personal favourite pickup line was in a ski resort last season... a fat old english guy, just managing to slur out 'have I seen you somewhere before? Are you a porn star?'. Try it guys, honestly it'll pull every time (especially if you follow his example - try it on a girl young enough to be your daughter)!
Jul 28 2002 9:54AM
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bigairhuckster3
Posts: 1050 - Karma: 15
you must be a farmer cause you really know how to raise a cock
blahblahehelablablah
Jul 30 2002 12:53AM
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Sean14456
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 38
that one just sucked
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Jul 30 2002 12:57AM
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skiingpimp
Posts: 1176 - Karma: 31
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go screw.


You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!


Could I touch your belly button . . . from the inside?

I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?

How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.

What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute

If I were to rearrange the alphabet I would put 'U' and 'I' together.

YOU - Did it hurt?
GIRL - Did what hurt?
You - The fall from heaven

I could go one for ever. Pimpin is what i do best.

Jul 30 2002 4:02PM
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Sean14456
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 38
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go screw.


i love it
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Jul 30 2002 4:05PM
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Hedekar
Posts: 1816 - Karma: 15
'You know how some guys drive really fancy expensive cars to make up for certian, well, shortages?...Baby, I don't even own a car!'


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I'm not supposed to eat the lego, but the green ones make me horny.

'It's like I'm Shane McConkey, and you are Saucerboy!'-Dan the ski tech.
Jul 30 2002 6:07PM
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Sean14456
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 38
that one was damn good too
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Jul 30 2002 7:22PM
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Hedekar
Posts: 1816 - Karma: 15
It is true.



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I'm not supposed to eat the lego, but the green ones make me horny.

'It's like I'm Shane McConkey, and you are Saucerboy!'-Dan the ski tech.
Jul 30 2002 9:54PM
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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,351
I thought I posted these way back when the thread was created. I think it's best to demean the girl to let her you mean bidness.
'You don't sweat much for a fat chick.'
'You look like a hooker I met in Pheonix one time.'
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-Dan
Jul 30 2002 10:18PM
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witchbaby666
Posts: 642 - Karma: 10
those are gold





A moment is the most you can ever expect from perfection.
Jul 30 2002 10:47PM
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AppSkier
Posts: 4797 - Karma: 86
the one about spaghetti is great.


'Its like a piece of god in my hands'-Grayson Gordon

Yankees Suck
Jul 31 2002 3:43PM
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rosemariekaitlin
Posts: 650 - Karma: 15
bummmppp

cause it's super old and super funny
Apr 24 2007 8:50PM
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Gavajabra2
Posts: 1259 - Karma: 13
Nice bump.
Apr 24 2007 8:53PM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
i wish you were sine squared and i was cosine squared. then together we'd be one!
Apr 24 2007 10:12PM
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josh.
Posts: 3469 - Karma: 42
can i help you widen your stance
your so hot im suprised the snow hasent melted
im sponserd want to do it
Apr 24 2007 11:47PM
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KjellEllefson
Posts: 581 - Karma: 254
i got one:
does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Apr 29 2007 1:04AM
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Mat.
Posts: 7167 - Karma: 94
this thread is from 2001, hyphy.
I find pick up lines so cheesy.
Apr 29 2007 2:21AM
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