drug tests

Oh and my smoking background is last time I smoked was sat. night at like midnight and that night we smoked 8 bowls or so and fromthat night and before I smoked pretty much at least once a day for 6 weeks prior.

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just drink lots of water, or find out where she has this drug test, and break it.....




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Being Irish, I guess I should resent the Notre Dame nickname 'The Fighting Irish.' After all, how long do you think nicknames like 'The Bargaining Jews' or 'The Murdering Italians' would last? Only the Ironic Irish could be so naively honset. I get the feeling that Notre Dame came real close to naming itself 'The Fuckin Drunken, Thick-Skulled, Brawling, Short-Dicked Irish'

just drink lots of water, or find out where she has this drug test, and break it.....




Team Sofa King Amazing

Being Irish, I guess I should resent the Notre Dame nickname 'The Fighting Irish.' After all, how long do you think nicknames like 'The Bargaining Jews' or 'The Murdering Italians' would last? Only the Ironic Irish could be so naively honset. I get the feeling that Notre Dame came real close to naming itself 'The Fuckin Drunken, Thick-Skulled, Brawling, Short-Dicked Irish'

you could put a little bleach in it and it will make it unreadable. you will probably have to take the test again but it'll buy you some time to try detox or drink mad water. or have a friend thats clean piss in a bottle

Too high? You fucking pussy. - ski2824

Why is the name of the fear of long words
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

drink as much vinigar as possible. i know it's gross but apparently the acid disolves the THC and it can't be read




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For every person there is a story...

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR'S?

good luck, you might be fucked though. once a day for the past 6 weeks, I dont know man...


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just get a friends clean piss

only 100% way of passing
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heres the deal bro, drinking cranberry juice and water is the only way to go. and since its yoru mom and not the cops, you cant go wrong with putting a little bit of warm water in it.......and dont worry


Don't worry 'bout a thing because your path is true, just ease your mind have a bananna or two

Shibby!

bleach works, mine came up clean
*JaSoN*

i have a friend who smoked a week before he got piss tested, and he drank shitloads of water and ran around alot... he swore it works.. he came up clean



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drink lots of hot water, and piss piss piss.
It worked for me.

hahah there's no way hes gonna excersise

Too high? You fucking pussy. - ski2824

Why is the name of the fear of long words
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

your mom gives you drug tests? haha.

dont exercise weed stays in your fat cells and when you exercise it comes out, it can stay there for like 3 months and if you do a bunch of exercising it can still come up positive even if you are clean for that amount of time.


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'You just wish your mom was as ugly as mine'

Just fail the test and tell you mom to suck it up.

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Sorry to say it mate but realistically there is little way of removing or even of covering up THC in your cells. The best way to go about it it to drink a lot of water and then piss 2 or 3 times before your test. DON'T DRINK BLEACH UNLESS YOU WANT TO DIE. You could drink cranberry juice(I have many a time) and vinegar(i've done that too), or try detox(again, done it) but they mask the THC in your blood but half an hr later fresh THC is pulled out of your fat cells and refed into your blood. Detox does not clean your system, it just covers up the fact you drank shit loads of water. In a detox drink or pill there are all the mandatory chemicals found in healthy piss such as Vitamin B and others. When yout take those you are supposed to drink massive amounts of water and then when you take the pills or drink the juice it turns your piss yellow and manually puts those chemicals into it to make it look like you didnt drink a lot of water. Best advice: get a condom and fill it with your friends piss and tape it to your inner thigh then squeeze some of that out for the test. Home tests are easy to fake depending on what kind they are. Just drink a lot of water and you should be fine, its difficult to tell dilution on the home tests.
hope that helps, i've been in that shitty position before

there is some shit you can get at health stores that is like bleach for your system... it taste like shit

*Tyler*

*President of the erich fan club

when i said use bleach i didnt mean to drink it, i meant to put some in the cup of piss

Too high? You fucking pussy. - ski2824

Why is the name of the fear of long words
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

just took the test. using warm water woul have been impossible I took it in a room with no water or anything in it but I sprayed some visine in and this whole week have been drinking gallons of water and I passed fine and didnt suspect anything. I talked to a friend who is on probation and he sticks his finger nail in bleach before he goes and then pisses acrros his nail and it goes through the bleach casue a guy stands in the room with him and he passes all his. I have read vinegar doesnt really work I think water is best ou can drink a lot more of that than you can drink cranberry juice.

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do what chong did and get your pregnant sisters piss