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I'm gonna buy her stupid russian ass!

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^NewYork
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http://www.russianladies.com/rl_ShowLadynew.cfm?cycle=4&skala=inches&Input_LadyID=RL72015545&BioID=&vsrc=Internal&vcf=MOB&vsite=S33&vpage=B00512


this is my future wife!
Oct 15 2005 1:05AM
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Lax_Bro40
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shes 20
Oct 18 2005 5:11PM
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^NewYork
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NIGGA THAT BITCH IS FOND OF SKIING!WHAAAT?
Oct 18 2005 5:11PM
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Lax_Bro40
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skiing on my wang
Oct 18 2005 5:11PM
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johanblaze
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oh shit.
Oct 18 2005 5:11PM
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waynewong
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MY GF is from slovakia...ex-national team skier

awsome girl...way cooler than ANY american girl...plu we joke to strangers that I "purchased" her from a website
Oct 18 2005 5:12PM
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Lateralis
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i think i found a new favorite past time.......searching for hot russian teens that are for sale. can it get any better?
Oct 18 2005 5:25PM
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johanblaze
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where are the prices?
Oct 18 2005 5:26PM
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Lateralis
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im in love
http://www.russianladies.com/rl_ShowLadynew.cfm?cycle=4&skala=inches&Input_LadyID=RL72057259&BioID=&vsrc=Internal&vcf=MOB&vovkey=&vovraw=&vsite=S33&vpage=B00512&vref=
Oct 18 2005 5:31PM
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johanblaze
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you fat horny, stomach cancer infested bitch.
Oct 18 2005 5:33PM
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Lateralis
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i aint fat. im all muscle
Oct 18 2005 6:07PM
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johanblaze
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no, no , no. I am all muscle.
Oct 18 2005 6:08PM
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Lateralis
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your a fucken skeleton with a layer of paint over it. dont deny it bitch
Oct 18 2005 6:19PM
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johanblaze
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you look like ron jeremy.
Oct 18 2005 6:23PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
ooooh marina
http://www.russianladies.com/rl_ShowLadynew.cfm?cycle=4&skala=inches&Input_LadyID=RL22096&BioID=&vsrc=Internal&vcf=MOB&vovkey=&vovraw=&vsite=S33&vpage=B00512&vref=
Oct 18 2005 6:25PM
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*DrewT*
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yeah and it's probably bullshit that she likes those things anyway
Oct 18 2005 6:37PM
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^NewYork
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they have asian and south american bitches for sale to Lat.
Oct 18 2005 7:03PM
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Lateralis
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i couldnt find the ethnic beauties
Oct 18 2005 8:26PM
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skogenjake
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http://www.russianladies.com/rl_ShowLadynew.cfm?cycle=4&skala=inches&Input_LadyID=RL72057259&BioID=&vsrc=Internal&vcf=MOB&vovkey=&vovraw=&vsite=S33&vpage=B00512&vref=


this one lat found and the first two are the best...



i'd probably go ukranian. because i am. my friend's girlfriend is russian. i mean shes lived here her whole life, but her parents speak it sometimes. shes like a model too. like for polo and shit. there must be more like her in her motherland.
Oct 18 2005 8:38PM
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mski
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hhahahahahahaha...oh god, what does someone say to there parents at the wedding! MOM i bought a wife from russia!
Oct 18 2005 9:12PM
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supervore
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hell yeah if you find one like this http://www.russianladies.com/rl_ShowLadynew.cfm?cycle=4&skala=inches&Input_LadyID=RL72052058&BioID=&vsrc=Internal&vcf=MOB&vovkey=&vovraw=&vsite=S33&vpage=B00512&vref=
Oct 18 2005 10:26PM
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Rez4frederick
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lol i just signed up on this site and made a profile. It appears to be free.... That would be so f'in crazy if I happened to meet some super fine skier chick =D
Oct 18 2005 10:40PM
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Lateralis
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theres some that i would definetly buy but i dont think my gf would be too happy
Oct 18 2005 10:51PM
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gmack24
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wow and they are only like $50???? that's the best price for a long term prostitute ive ever seen
Oct 18 2005 10:52PM
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Lateralis
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where does it say the prices?
Oct 18 2005 10:53PM
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Rez4frederick
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grrr, if you want to send the chicks an email it costs money :(, its a scam!!!
Oct 18 2005 10:56PM
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whattheshit
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lat, she is orthodox christian. she'll never let you put it in her ass.
Oct 18 2005 11:00PM
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Lateralis
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dont matter the religion. nothing a little date rape drugs cant fix.
Oct 18 2005 11:36PM
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whattheshit
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but look at her, she is begging for it. that pancake ass.
Oct 18 2005 11:46PM
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(Jonesy)
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holy balls, that girl is smoking hot.
Oct 18 2005 11:55PM
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Mikael420
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http://www.russianladies.com/rl_ShowLadynew.cfm?cycle=4&skala=inches&Input_LadyID=RL72052471&BioID=&vsrc=Internal&vcf=MOB&vovkey=&vovraw=&vsite=S33&vpage=B00512&vref=

TITTIES!
Oct 19 2005 6:54AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
this chick is in shape awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
http://www.russianladies.com/rl_ShowLadynew.cfm?cycle=4&skala=inches&Input_LadyID=RL72057249&BioID=&vsrc=Internal&vcf=MOB&vovkey=&vovraw=&vsite=S33&vpage=B00512&vref=
Oct 19 2005 10:42AM
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Badfish2
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you attempt to buy one yet?
Oct 19 2005 10:49AM
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Lateralis
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julia is on her way. she'll be arriving in a wooden crate filled with milk bones and bags of water in just 2 weeks. i cant wait man! her pussy is gonna smell so damn bad from the 2 week voyage. im gonna have cottage cheese for at least 2 weeks and all i gotta do is push on her lower abdomen and out comes a log of cottage cheese! YUMMMMM!
Oct 19 2005 10:57AM
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Badfish2
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they'd better come bubble wrapped
Oct 19 2005 10:59AM
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Lateralis
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since theyre from russia they more than likely come wrapped in a radioactive film
Oct 19 2005 11:08AM
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whattheshit
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i want one from chernobyl, the exotic shit.
Oct 19 2005 11:53AM
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miss_hevern87
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just so you all know, insurance companies measure healthy weight at this standard. for women, once you reach 5 foot, you are supposed to weigh 100 pounds. then five pounds for every inch after that. give or take 10 pounds due to body frame. so technically, someone who is 5'8" should weigh about 140 pounds, on average. give or take ten. this chick is not healthy, by US standards at least. maybe the communists think differently.
Oct 19 2005 11:56AM
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wiener
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fat yankees
Oct 19 2005 12:05PM
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Ryno
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Lat...ever girl you pick minus the on you are in love with are all hidous. banging bodies but fucking hidous (http://www.russianladies.com/rl_ShowLadynew.cfm?cycle=4&skala=inches&Input_LadyID=RL22096&BioID=&vsrc=Internal&vcf=MOB&vovkey=&vovraw=&vsite=S33&vpage=B00512&vref=

(the most butter faced of the bunch)




on a side note:
this one is a *BOING*
http://www.russianladies.com/rl_ShowLadynew.cfm?cycle=4&skala=inches&Input_LadyID=RL72052058&BioID=&vsrc=Internal&vcf=MOB&vovkey=&vovraw=&vsite=S33&vpage=B00512&vref=
Oct 19 2005 12:17PM
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KingShit
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Lat would this one work for you?

http://www.russianladies.com/rl_ShowLadynew.cfm?cycle=4&skala=inches&Input_LadyID=RL72020430&BioID=&vsrc=Organic&vcf=&vovkey=Russian%20Ladies&vovraw=&vsite=S33&vpage=B00512&vref=1
Oct 19 2005 12:18PM
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bueyan
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put her in the hot girl thread... that where people go to see hot pics of girls... jeese
Oct 19 2005 12:18PM
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Ryno
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Click for larger image
Oct 19 2005 12:21PM
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Ryno
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im starting a new thread...
Oct 19 2005 12:21PM
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Lateralis
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theyd all work for me. theyre all pink on the inside so thats all that matters
Oct 19 2005 12:49PM
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Kevo
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Dude if she is up to be a mail order bride there is no way she is wealthy enough to have ever been skiing.
Oct 19 2005 1:18PM
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Sashac
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http://www.russianladies.com/rl_ShowLadynew.cfm?cycle=4&skala=inches&Input_LadyID=RL72052339&BioID=&vsrc=Internal&vcf=MOB&vovkey=&vovraw=&vsite=S33&vpage=B00512&vref=
If I was a rich lesbian, I would buy her.
Oct 19 2005 2:03PM
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Ryno
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post a picture of a russian mail order bride didnt last long...
Oct 19 2005 3:45PM
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SteezePatrol
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this is probably the degredation of females that someone was recently talking about...anyone seen one with DD's?
Oct 19 2005 4:02PM
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couchskier
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what do you do for a job? she is a accountant so you gotta make some coin, My buddy owns a bar and the guy who does the dishes is from brazil, can't speak a piss of english but due to my worldlyness I speak some brazilano so I figured out he use to sell phmaracuticles (sp?) go figure?
Oct 19 2005 6:09PM
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whattheshit
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thats not uncommon, especially in canada. ive had taxi drivers who were doctors in their old country. lots of immigrants are like that. but they rather live in canada then make coin in their old country. i don't get it.
Oct 19 2005 6:12PM
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