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I'm gonna buy her stupid russian ass!

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^NewYork
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 13
http://www.russianladies.com/rl_ShowLadynew.cfm?cycle=4&skala=inches&Input_LadyID=RL72015545&BioID=&vsrc=Internal&vcf=MOB&vsite=S33&vpage=B00512


this is my future wife!
Oct 15 2005 1:05AM
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alpineplease
Posts: 2795 - Karma: 1,803
im trying to get one to marry my dog.
Oct 15 2005 1:06AM
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agree.this
Posts: 794 - Karma: 9
i once married my goldfishs cousin
Oct 15 2005 1:07AM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
i saw her in a porn video...haha jk
Oct 15 2005 1:10AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
http://www.russianladies.com/rl_ShowLadynew.cfm?cycle=4&skala=inches&Input_LadyID=RL72052424&BioID=&vsrc=Internal&vcf=MOB&vovkey=&vovraw=&vsite=S33&vpage=B00512&vref=


I SHOT GUN THIS GIRL, MY AGE, AND CHECK HER HOBBIES!!!!!!!!!
Oct 15 2005 1:12AM
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AKFREERIDE
Posts: 1718 - Karma: 11
holy shit, as pitiful as this might seem, that girl seems perfect. damn, im sure she has like herpes or something. but hot damn
Oct 15 2005 1:19AM
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casimiro
Posts: 1350 - Karma: 15
yes marry this one. very good choice.
Oct 15 2005 2:13AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,143
I don't think it's a good choice, she's 5'7 and 99 pounds. Talk about a walking stick figure. Clearly anorexic... get some meat on your bones, girl.
Oct 15 2005 2:24AM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
hey, its Russia JD, its not like their rolling in protein over there.
Oct 15 2005 2:25AM
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^NewYork
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 13
wtf you talking about? thats the perfect size
Oct 15 2005 2:27AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
oh jd, you're so knowledgable. you just saved me from making a HUUUUGE mistake!!
Oct 15 2005 2:31AM
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Deafboy
Posts: 643 - Karma: 52
shit that was tense, but sick at the same time, glad she didnt get hurt tho!
Oct 15 2005 2:31AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,143
Perfect for what, Origami? She's gotta be fucking paper thin, fall through a crack in the floor.
Oct 15 2005 2:37AM
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^NewYork
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 13
skinny bitches are better, im sorry i dont like chunky cunts like you
Oct 15 2005 2:39AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,143
I'd rather have a girl with actual curves than a twig I could snap with my bare hands, thanks. Being that thin at that height just sounds unhealthy.
Oct 15 2005 2:45AM
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^NewYork
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 13
so your saying you like curvy bitches that crush your balls and laugh like crazy when you bone em in the ass?
Oct 15 2005 2:48AM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
Dude, at 5'7, she should weigh more than 97 pounds. That's fucking gross.
Oct 15 2005 2:55AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,143
Hahahahahaha... You're one strange motherfucker.
Oct 15 2005 2:56AM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
nah man it's all about the little less then average sized girls... 5'7 99lbs is disgusting are you kidding me?

i hate girls with a little fat on them, but the differance between a normal toned girl with tits and a 99lb girl is totally unequivocal
Oct 15 2005 2:58AM
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^NewYork
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 13
and besides the one I was looking at is 5'8 and 119p pounds she is hotter too
Oct 15 2005 3:09AM
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wiener
Posts: 2247 - Karma: 63
JD you always seem to come across as a huge fucking faggot. are you gay?
Oct 15 2005 3:16AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,143
You want a date or something?
Oct 15 2005 3:18AM
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westnile
Posts: 372 - Karma: 10
yeah for sure
Oct 15 2005 3:47AM
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phoshizzle
Posts: 12 - Karma: 10
haaaaa, that chick is MONNNAYYYYY
Oct 15 2005 3:49AM
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CorkWormTurn
Posts: 1724 - Karma: 12
i just dated a russian girl for about a year and a half. i highly reccommend. not so sure about mail ordering though.
Oct 15 2005 4:42AM
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jonnydub
Posts: 940 - Karma: 10
do that shit
Oct 15 2005 5:02AM
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Skipig25
Posts: 10729 - Karma: 256
yea, at 5'7" girls should be like 120 at least
Oct 15 2005 10:57AM
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Mikael420
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hilarious quotes from some of them

"I am sincere,nice, communicatibe,attentive,sencable,serious,hot-temperated."

HOT TEMPERATED? that doesnt make any sense, silly russians,

"i would like to meet mature, intelligent, responsible gentleman, over 30 y old, to create a serious relation with and explore the world of nice things."

mmm the world of nice things... we'll show your superficial communist (oxymoron?) ASS what capitalism is all about!!!

"I'm not a leader but I have my own point of view on everything as well. "

god...

"I like the sea, a beach, walks on a wood, animals."

i dont even know what she was TRYING to say....

eazy!
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Oct 15 2005 11:01AM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
that shit's fucked up
Oct 15 2005 11:10AM
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beer.
Posts: 3096 - Karma: 44
Damn they are pretty hot. If I were a rich guy I'd buy like 5 of em. By the way, just because they can't write english very well doesn't mean they're stupid, are you an idiot cause you can't speak Russian?
Oct 15 2005 11:24AM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
cute
Oct 15 2005 1:25PM
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^NewYork
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 13
shes a stupid ho because she is for sale
Oct 15 2005 1:29PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
hahahahah- "English: 3 - Fair. Speaks barely enough to communicate without an interpreter but not over the telephone."

Have fun with that!
Oct 15 2005 2:00PM
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punk_rider
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she's quite ugly
Oct 15 2005 2:07PM
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[~_~]
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hey. did you know that theres actually women that are between anorexic and obese? just because you're not anorexic doesn't make you fat.
Oct 15 2005 2:12PM
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^NewYork
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 13
I live in a world of extremes, and since when is 119 pounds anorexic? everyone needs to stop hooking up with those chubby snowboarder bitches.
Oct 15 2005 2:44PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
nah dude in NJ there are only girls under 100 pounds and over 300 pounds. There is no middle ground.
Oct 15 2005 3:12PM
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STAUSS
Posts: 8232 - Karma: 3,311
ahhahhaa rottten.
Oct 15 2005 3:27PM
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jarossamdb7
Posts: 6322 - Karma: -10
there was some british film where a guy orders a russian bride and she trys to rob him and it was funny...
Oct 15 2005 3:36PM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
What if it's like that movie with Antonio Banderas where he gets a mail order bride and it ends up being Anjelina Jolie and she's all super hot and stuff.
That'd be pretty rad.
Oct 15 2005 5:12PM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
Did you guys see the testimonies on the left side of the site.

"these ladies are very nice and totally sincere"
-coming from a 250lb ugly ass white guy who probably couldnt pick up a prostitute in a french whore house

i feel sorry for those ladies, they are hot though
Oct 15 2005 6:09PM
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AKFREERIDE
Posts: 1718 - Karma: 11
skiing in AK would get her legs bigger at least.
Oct 15 2005 6:11PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
damn that chick anathema posted isnt too bad. id definetly buy her. i should break up with my gf of 4 1/2 years and purchase one from overseas. think shed be mad?
Oct 18 2005 3:28PM
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^NewYork
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 13
buy her and maybe you can bone two hot chicks each night! or make the one you got lick you girlfriends pussy
Oct 18 2005 3:38PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 345
i challenge you. mine skis AND works out.

http://www.russianladies.com/rl_ShowLadynew.cfm?cycle=4&skala=inches&Input_LadyID=RL83398&BioID=&vsrc=Internal&vcf=MOB&vovkey=&vovraw=&vsite=S33&vpage=B00512&vref=
Oct 18 2005 3:58PM
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CapnPlamo
Posts: 132 - Karma: 10
I have a mail order wife. She's missing some teeth, but it's all good.
Oct 18 2005 4:02PM
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^NewYork
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 13
that is the bad thing about russians , they dont age well
Oct 18 2005 4:18PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
check out this one
http://www.russianladies.com/rl_ShowLadynew.cfm?cycle=4&skala=inches&Input_LadyID=RL82837&BioID=&vsrc=Internal&vcf=MOB&vovkey=&vovraw=&vsite=S33&vpage=B00512&vref=
Oct 18 2005 4:55PM
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Lax_Bro40
Posts: 5166 - Karma: 18
http://www.russianladies.com/rl_ShowLadynew.cfm?cycle=4&skala=inches&Input_LadyID=RL72052066&BioID=&vsrc=Internal&vcf=MOB&vovkey=&vovraw=&vsite=S33&vpage=B00512&vref=
Oct 18 2005 5:01PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 345
WHAT THE FUCK?! THAT IS MY MOM. I SWEAR.

ALFJALMFOAQBC AH THE FUCK?!
Oct 18 2005 5:03PM
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Rez4frederick
Posts: 4740 - Karma: 40
http://www.russianladies.com/rl_ShowLadynew.cfm?cycle=4&skala=inches&Input_LadyID=RL72051184&BioID=&vsrc=Internal&vcf=MOB&vovkey=&vovraw=&vsite=S33&vpage=B00512&vref=
Oh my, is this for real!!?? cause damn theres some babes on there!! lol =D
Oct 18 2005 5:10PM
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