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Wha... Since when, and how!?
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What the Hell is this donating plasm shit? I mean... well... Ahhh, someone tell me.
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...u donate ur sperm/blood and get money for it
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Oh shit really? I thought plasma was like a different bodily fluid than sperm and blood... FUCK I think I'm going to go donate some of that blood now via razor blade to wrist.
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via hand to penis to towel to dumpster to dump truck to landfill to me finding it and picking it up and taking particles off the towel to the sperm bank
yeah its gruesome but so real
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if you get kicked in the nuts you can donate blood and sperm at the same time, it's like killing two birds with one stone!
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I replied in the other thread for u i will post some links here hold on
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heres a quick summary on the process as well:
Plasma is collected through a process called "plasmapheresis." When you come in to donate, a needle is placed in your vein and your blood is pumped into a specialized spinning device that separates the plasma from the other whole blood components, such as red and white blood cells and platelets. While the plasma is collected, the other blood components are filtered into a reservoir. Once the reservoir is full, your red and white blood cells and platelets are returned to your body.
Throughout the process, the system automatically alternates between collection and replacement until the predetermined amount of plasma, based on your weight, is obtained.
The tubing and all other collection supplies that come in contact with your blood are discarded and replaced with new, sterile materials each time a donation procedure is performed.
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Haha, I just went there about 10 minutes ago... Yeah there's no places to donate in my state.
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Damn that sux it really is easy and keeps the wallet full its how im gettin all my equip this season too!! You should write a letter to someone requesting a station near by!! IDK who that would be though?
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last year me and my friend extracted the plasma from his blood with a centrafuge in chem class. he has a scab and he picked it and filled up a test tube with as much blood as possible and let it spin for like 5 minutes it was awesome on the bottom was alot of blood then in the middle there was a little layer of like water or something then on top was some white stuff and its the plasma. it was cool
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did u just have an orgasim because u saw the wendys open late commercial
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and keep in mind if you donate sperm, than that means youll have a kid somewhere that you dont know about. i dont think id want that. kinda creepy.
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I know of a place that pays $20 the first time in the week and $30 the second time so u can make $50 a week or $200 a month.
The best i have seen is $30 the 1st time and $40 or $50 the 2nd = about $280 a month!
Not bad considering its only about 3 hours a week!!
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or you could have an army of offspring to do your bidding....
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