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Pizza Pockets are the Devil
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I was calmly eating a pizza pocket and while I was eating it, I just took a bite of it, and since the pizza pocket was so poorly designed, a hole ripped through the bottom and all that hot sauce fell down and burnt my leg.
They are evil, I have a theory that shoppers drug mart owns the pizza pocket corporation because when you eat them, you burn yourself and then you have to goto shoppers drug mart and buy all the medical supplies to cure yourself.
- Marc
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don't say that i live off pizza pockets
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hahaha. Sucks to be you. Well, technically you could sue them for designing such a poor product that falls apart so easily. But then I'd have to make fun of you...
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baahahahahahahhaha, whoo! pizza pockets are a joke though. even the 'lean' pockets aren't good flavors and they've got like 17% your daily sodium.
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hahaha maybe your just uncordinated. eating a pizza pocket without messin yoursefl up is pretty tough!
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