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Funniest This thats Happened.....
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What is the funniest thing that has ever happened to you or someone you know.I will start.
Me my brother and my cousins were swimming in my backyard and i was holding my cousin(she is like 2) and i felt something real warm and i looked at her and she was making a funny face and i said "emma did you poop" and she was like yea and just smiled.so i screamed and put her on the ground real fast and there was turds on the ground around her...it was nasty...she shit in my hand
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Once on a four person lift I wasn't paying attention and was too far over to the left. So when the chair came I sat down and the arm rest rammed me in the ass and picked me up about 20 feet before I fell in two feet of snow. I felt like a jackass.
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^i bet that felt delightful in the arse
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a friend of mine managed to poop OUTSIDE the toilet once. he was off course drunk.
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yo i was on da chairlift wit my friend armando man a.k.a. lil twista (he do snowboard). an so we rolls up some oregano (fake G) an put it in J. Yo dere be some colege asian on da chairlift an me an armando pretended we be smokin da fake G. den i pass it to him an say "take a hit man" an he dont want to look like a pussy so he take a real hit of da fake G. it was so funny cause he took a fat hit on da fake G an was burnin da throat. he den gave it back an said "dat some good shit". so funny.
da otha story was da fight i saw. yo 1 nigga an 1 hindu started fightin an da hindu pulls out a razor blade. yo da real nigga knocks it out of da guys hand den he grabs da end of da hindu fools zip up hoodie an wraps it aroun da fools head. yo it had been rainin so dere were big puddles in da drains so da nigga puts the fools head into the gutta an the fool cant breathe cause he got a sweatshirt aroun his head an he start blowin bubles into da water while he gettin his head slamed into da gutta. yo it was so funny dat hindu fool got fucked up.
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i pooped on a golf course green or some private golf course once in broad daylight. Not very funny, but has to do with poop.
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^^for real shut that white trash dude up, i could barely read that going 1 word per minute
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ok me and a friend are about to go on a 3 person chairlift, some people are behind us, we move forward because the chair infront passes us, we look back and the idiots that were behind us are already sitting on the chair we are on, if 2 of them didnt get off then we woulda had 5 people on a 3 person lift, i ended up dangling from the chair for a while till i pulled myself up with some help from my friend and we told the kid how retarted he was
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hahah i saw some taliban arab guy behind me with real long ass skis like 200's+
i didnt take much note except laughing, it was a 4 person lift and us four move up and are waiting, i turn around to see the guy moving to get on and it knocks the shit out of him and he's like "OHH SAWW-EEE OH SAWW -EE and i didnt see him ever again.
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lol some of theses are funny
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funny part was she had like d's. so you know she felt it
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k 2 years ago when i played hockey we were all there like 30 minutes in the change room before we had to get all our gear on and we where seeing who could fart the loudest and it was rep so it was pretty important so my freind trys as hard as he can and shit himself and it was outaa town so had to play with shit in his boxers
not the funniest thing but pretty funny
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how the hell can you get into a fight and have some1 bite u? wtf
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We were in the woods once chillin, we were kinda young. This old lady comes hobbling down the path, and we smell like a shit stink so bad it burns your nose like a hot mustard. She lifts up her skirt and checks her adult diapers, and yes she shat herself, Which was kinda sad, but she was like 50 feet away OUTSIDE and we could still smell it.
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lets hear some more funny stuff!
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