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Funniest This thats Happened.....
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What is the funniest thing that has ever happened to you or someone you know.I will start.
Me my brother and my cousins were swimming in my backyard and i was holding my cousin(she is like 2) and i felt something real warm and i looked at her and she was making a funny face and i said "emma did you poop" and she was like yea and just smiled.so i screamed and put her on the ground real fast and there was turds on the ground around her...it was nasty...she shit in my hand
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when i was younger, we were playing tag at this pow wow we were at, I fall down into the knees of this old lady who must've thought I was attacking her, she grabs the kid who was chasing me, and slaps him really hard and screams "you bastard" it was damn funny.
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hahahah she shit in your hand
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apparently i pooped in a wave pool when i was 5 or 6
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ok NO JOKE...
this dude in my neighborhood, chinese or somthing, is really weird and shit. and when he was 16 he took a shit is this huge pool, coney island if anyone knows the place. and he was just laughing and shit. it was nasty
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when i was on spring break in AZ a few years ago one of my friends shit in a private hot tub, and then the security gaurds came and were all on there walkie talkies like ya um someone pooped in the hot tub. then they left for awhile then these little kids went in there and looked at it and were like ewwwwwwwwwwwww is that poop!and started poking it. we laughed really hard
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everything is about poop haha
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Heres a funny story that doesnt have poop in it. On a canoe trip we were paddling through a really gross swamp and joking around, playin some truth or dare. So we dare one girl to kiss the others nipple and they agree. She climbs to the back of their boat and they are gettin all ready to do it when the one girl shifts her weight and they both tip and fall into the swamp.
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dude funny things are supposed to happen to other people man! not to yourself!
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That sucks you didn't get to see her tits !
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oh man kevin thats in my sig now
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at my soccer tournament in san diego, we were staying in a realllly nice hotel, and were all chillen at the pool and so we go in the sauna and one of our teammates took a piss on the sauna and it make the first 2 floors of the hotel stink like piss for 2 days. the hotel was pissed and they were going around trying to find out whos team it was so they could kick us out
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no pun intended! ahhahalksdhfl;kahsfl;hahahahaha
ok, so it wasn't that funny.
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when i was like 4 my little bro and i use to moon teh snowplow guy when he came around in this hge window and one time my little brother was just dying of laughing and when we got down there was a turn smugged in his ass cause he took a shit against the window
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my friend at school has a stuffed clown he can't sleep without. So I kidnapped it and hung it from a noose in my room and held a knife to its throat, took a pic and sent it to him with a ransom note. He came home drunk and flipped out
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I have a bad memory so the only thing I remember at the moment is from the other day when my friend and I went and watched a little bit of the girls jv soccer game. They take the game super seriously and yell alot so we wanted to make fun of them. So my friend started yelling the same exact thing that the coach yelled immediatly afterwards. I realize now that it really isnt that funny but it made me laugh pretty good
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a kid peed on my shoe so i rubbed his pillow in my crack after i took a dump
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one time, at Blizzard Beach in Disney world, me and my bro were waiting in this huge ass line to go down the huge waterslide there, i forget what it was called, but u took a chairlift to get to the line. And we were waiting inline, and this 17 year old girl was walking up the line crying cuz she fuckin Diahrread in her bathing suit and the shit was oozing and running down her legs.
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i was drunk off my ass with my friend at my cabin, and we put gasoline in salt shakers cus we needed candles. well we forgot that glass kinda shatters and breaks when it gets to hot. so flames covering the one room cabin, i decided to run through them, but i cant even get off my chair, and end up falling into the flames. im trying to protect my hair and head, and i couldnt get up. my friend was trying to put out his fleece pants and hitting me with a towel to put me out(my hoody and leg hair were on fire) and then the towel caught on fire, so he lifted me up, i ran outside, rolled around came back inside and put the cabin out with a broom. poor charlie(friend) burt all his stomach hair off while trying to put me out. hahahahaha, i got 3rd degree burns on my right hand.
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BWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHHAa
one tme for some reason we were sspinning around real real real fast for like a minutes then running across a feild as fast as we could. My friend ran har......right into a little kid and absolutly took him right off his feet, he must have gone a couple yards. Its was hilarious at the time.
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its uhhh.....fuck....SUMMIT PLUMMIT!!! i win yaay.
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haha yes dude, summit plummit
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yeah my rents said i crapped in a pool at great escape. all the people did was add more chlorine
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i guess these kids thought it would be funny to shit for like 2 weeks straight at this cliff jumping place in burlington, and eventually they closed the area and were testing for ecoli for like two weeks haha...ahh poop stories are fun
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funniest thing i have ever seen happened on the hill. here goes...
3 friends and i were at our local mountain, 2 snowboarders, 2 skiers. we were in line for a 3 person chair, so we split up in 2 groups, skiers and snowboarders to make getting off the chair simple.(my friends suck)
so my buddy and i are ahead of the other 2 and we move up to get on the chair. my other buddies are spacing out or something. one of them sees that we have moved up, and for some reason comes up in line with us.
so the friend that didn't come up was looking the other way, and when he saw my buddy come up to the line, he assumed it was time to ride up. being a 3 person chair, there was no room, which my buddy failed to notice.(dumbass)
so as he's coming up, the chair is swooping around. all of us look back, and yell at him to stop. he says "what?" and gives a blank look. at that moment, he looks over his shoulder to find the chair coming towards him. no sooner than he sees it, the chair hits him full force, knocking him amazingly hard into a snowbank next to the chair face first. i nearly fell of the chair i was laughing so hard, and couldn't stop fo two full laps. i have the best mental movie that will never leave me.
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^haha one funny thing that happend on the hill was when these 3 chinease rental skiers were riding in our park and went over the 60 foot booter. they like went up the lip sooo slow, and then would just go over the edge and WHAM, double ejection and they were eating snow face first hahaha. now the funny part was, we saw them do this TWICE....dumb chinease rental skiers.
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i would laugh my ass off if that happened but i would feel bad for the lil kid
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at my hill we have a rainbow and cause our park crew is all snowboarders and it was pring break they stoped making a jump onto it that any skier could hit without raking themselves, so we told some kid to do it and he did and he raked the crap outta himself and broke his pinky, it was awsome
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About two years ago me and my friends where just chilling outside a mall and one of them was farting the whole day, nasty, disguesting, crazy death farts. Well we started to play some sort of wall game when he just leaves and goes into the mall. We ask him as he's hobbling away what was wrong and he laughs and goes, "I think I just shit myself!" Of course we thought it was a joke but he comes out 20 mins. later with a bottle of Lysol spraying all over the place saying he had to toss his boxers in the trash beacause they where full of shit. He wasn't kidding... He really did shit himself. We go back home and his dad came and picked him up. When he walked over to his dad, his dad said to him, "Come on poopsie, let's go." We've never laughed soo hard in our lives. A week later his new nickname was poopsie.
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^ haha such a dad thing to do
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probably the funniest thing that happened to me on the ski hill was when some instructor asked me to take up two of her kids on the lift. they were like a 5 year old boy and a 6 yearl old girl, but i assumed hey, theyre on a ski hill, they know how to get on a lift right? WRONG. The boy got on fine but the little girl just stood there, staring around at nothing, until the liftie swung that chair around and nailed her in the back of the head....5 year old girl, steamrolled by 100 pound metal chair...and the the liftie in the booth saw and so he stopped the lift....right on top of her.
somehow, she was ok...but when we reached the top the i helped the girl off, and the boy apparently couldnt get off by himself, so i reached back at the last second and tried to grab him, and ended up over-arm hucking him about ten feet, landing face first in a crowd of people....
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hahahahaha we call them Or-we-rentals.
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in baseball a girl got a line drive straight to the tit
everyone was freakin out, but i was hiding in my shirt laughing
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Is that the one ride where you are in the tube and the ground gives way?
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i ahve 2 shit stories
my friend saw a "large rock" at the bottom of a pool and he picked it up and squeezed it and it was gross.
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i was playing tennis with my cousin when we were both 13 and we were grunting like the pros do, and i hit it near his head and he grunted and shit his pants
it was crazy
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one time i was gettin on the chairlift and got completly leveled out.
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one time i took my dads porn video and then put it under my bed. i completly forgot t was there and like 2 months later he asked my bro and i if we knew were it was. then nexy day my dads gf was doing then laundry and was talking offf the bed sheets and i was on the comp next ot my bed and my dad was staing right next to me. when she took off the sheet, my matress moved over exposing the video. i preteded to fall out of my chair and pushed the video bakcunder the materss. my dad was like ohh wast was that. he lifts up the matress and there it was. then he said sorry to his gf for bitchin at her for the past 2 months casue he thoguht she took it.
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one of the funnier things i have read on ns
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^ i bet that hurt, but thats hilarious
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man that sucks but lol you hucked the kid 10 ft into a crownd of ppl face first lol
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this one little girl took a shit down her vents and it went into the furnace. Then when you turned on the air conditioning or heat the house would smell like shit
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does anyone have any stories the don;t involve shit
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yeha i know really but if you dont still post it :)
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ok so we were at kings island, an amusement park, and we are having a blast. we get some skyline chili with mass cheese and shit to eat for dinner. ride a few more rides and head home. it is a 35 min drive. my buddy is lactoseintolerant and doesnt sit well with dairy. so half way home he starts complaining hes gonna shit his pants.
by the time we get home he is all red in the face and sweating. runs inside and takes a green mushy crap. upon standing up he turns to the side to bend over for some toilet paper and his butt cheeks hit the wall. now he had diareah so its all over his ass. green and nasty.
he left ass prints on the wall and it was green in shit. lovely isnt it
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lol thats hilarious i love it
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when my friend got into a fight with a wigger and he bite his back
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