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What is the funniest thing that has ever happened to you or someone you know.I will start.

Me my brother and my cousins were swimming in my backyard and i was holding my cousin(she is like 2) and i felt something real warm and i looked at her and she was making a funny face and i said "emma did you poop" and she was like yea and just smiled.so i screamed and put her on the ground real fast and there was turds on the ground around her...it was nasty...she shit in my hand