Official Redneck Thread.

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Crazy Fool

Okay it had to be done. Rednecks are everywhere and need to be made fun of. HIllbillies and hicks open too. Have at it.
If your family traditions include collecting nascar comemmerative plates that are passed down from father to son every generation, you just might be a redneck.

Oct 10 2005 11:05PM

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TheStamos

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Crazy Fool

shut up you commi bastard..

Oct 10 2005 11:06PM

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freeze717

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Ridiculous

haha

Oct 10 2005 11:07PM

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Arabian.

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What you got bitch. Ididn't ask for your worthless opinion bitch. Make a joke or i will kill you motherfucker. I am no gangsta but i willl still fuck you up. Bitch.

Oct 10 2005 11:09PM

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ATLskier

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If yo've been married 3 times and still have the same in laws, you might be a redneck.

If someone kicks your sisters chin up, and your dick gets cut off, you might be a redneck.

disclaimer, I am not a redneck, it is just a gay name.

Oct 10 2005 11:09PM

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V0LC0MSN0W248

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hahah sooooo much hate so little patience i love it

Oct 10 2005 11:10PM

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ATLskier

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wow, didn't see your icon. GO TO CHINA! NO ONE LIKES COMMUNISTS.

Oct 10 2005 11:10PM

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Arabian.

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Crazy Fool

Alright, we are here to make fun of rednecks not the icon. Proceed.

Oct 10 2005 11:12PM

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Gnarshred

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if you wear jeans skiing and go off rail jumps while your entire bloodline watches from the side of the park, you might be a redneck.

Oct 10 2005 11:13PM

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V0LC0MSN0W248

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Ridiculous

istn it carhearts or carhartts one of those or something close

Oct 10 2005 11:15PM

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lowrider101

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if you mow your lawn and find a car ...you might be a redkneck

Oct 10 2005 11:23PM

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altarida523

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Wannabe

if your dad walks you to school because you are in the same grade you might be a redneck

Oct 10 2005 11:30PM

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altarida523

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Wannabe

if you've ever been do drunk to fish you might be a redneck

Oct 10 2005 11:32PM

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altarida523

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Wannabe

if someone asks you to show them your id and you show them your belt buckle you might be a redneck

Oct 10 2005 11:32PM

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altarida523

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if your dog and your wallet are both on a chain....

if everyday somebody comes to your door mistakingly thinking you are having a yard sale.....

if youve ever financed a tatoo...

if youve ever made change in the offering plate....

if you go to the family reunion to meet women.....

if you see a sign that says no to crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up ...

you might just be a redkneck

Oct 10 2005 11:36PM

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kyle_w

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ima redneck and im proud of it. i listen to country music and appreciate it. i also can sit down and watch a nascar race. i like riding dirtbikes/4wheelers and hunting and fishing

Oct 10 2005 11:38PM

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johanblaze

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i drive a lifted 1976 silverado. it's 4 different colors, , i smoke marlboro reds, drink budweiser red label, and i watch nascar. seriously.

Oct 10 2005 11:43PM

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altarida523

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Wannabe

if you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say cool whip on the side..

if you take your dog for a walk and you both use the tree at the corner....

if your wife says shes game and you shoot her....

if your panty lines can be seen from arial photographs....

if youve ever been accused of lieing through your tooth.....

if your dog passes gas and you claim it...

if you have ever used your ironing board as a buffet table......

if youve ever taken a six pack of beer to a funeral.....

if your neighbors think you are a detecive because a cop always brings u home....

if you think a quarter a horse is that right in front of k mart....

if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty....

if you think fast his hitting a deer at 60 miles per hour......

if youve ever sat on the toilet until your legs fell asleep.....

if your daughters barbie dream hosue has a close line in the front yard.....

if an epsiode of walker texas ranger has changed your life....

if someone tells you you have something in your teeth and you take them out to see waht it is....

if you wear a dress thats strapless with a bra that isnt....

if youve ever stared at a can of orannge juice because it said concentrate.....

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK

Oct 10 2005 11:45PM

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kyle_w

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shut the fuck up with those damn redneck jokes. jeff foxworthy is the most worthless piece of shit ever

Oct 10 2005 11:48PM

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altarida523

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if you own a home that is mobile and 14 cars that arent.....

if your underwear doubles as your bathing suit.....

if your grandmother can properly execute the sleeper hold......

if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture....

if youve ever had hot flashes at a cattle auction.....

if the most common phrase in your house is someone go jiggle the handle......

if your refer to your wife and mother as dual airbags....

if someone yells hoe down and your girlfriend hits the floor...

you might be a redneck

Oct 10 2005 11:51PM

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Arabian.

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Crazy Fool

I think mister redneck is getting his feelings hurt. Jeff foxworthy is only worthless because he traded in his shotgun for a microphone. If someone screams hoedown and your wife drops to the floor, you might just be A REDNECK!!

Oct 10 2005 11:54PM

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