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How to sober up

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MattTweak
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what are some tricks to help u sober up when ur stoned?
Oct 10 2005 12:12PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
I dont know about beeing stoned but when i drink i force myself to hack it all up before i go to bed then drink a shitfuck amount of water.
Oct 10 2005 12:16PM
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levistewart
Posts: 3360 - Karma: 111
wash yo face with cold water eat a big ass burritto run around a little bit then wash yo face off wit some really cold water
Oct 10 2005 12:16PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 345
give it time.
Oct 10 2005 12:23PM
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MarkieR
Posts: 5337 - Karma: 98
if you need to drive or something, do a bump, it makes you so much more aware of everything. seriously amazing.
Oct 10 2005 12:24PM
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skibum311
Posts: 277 - Karma: 10
Eat food, take a piss, drink water. That usually does the trick for me.
Oct 10 2005 12:26PM
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Gfa
Posts: 2730 - Karma: 194
are you a god damn pussy
Oct 10 2005 12:45PM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
clear eyes makes you look sober. ha ha
Oct 10 2005 12:46PM
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freestyleskiin
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really why would u make urself boot thats gay as fuck
Oct 10 2005 12:47PM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
well if your drunk as fuck and you still have alcohol in your system being digested and your getting drunker then get rid of whats in your stomach.....makes sense.
Oct 10 2005 12:51PM
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Shadows
Posts: 8068 - Karma: 43
no it doesnt, cause then you just get rid of what is already digested, not what is currently being digested.
Oct 10 2005 12:52PM
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MarkieR
Posts: 5337 - Karma: 98
^ i agree, and do a bump, you will not even feel drunk at all.
Oct 10 2005 12:52PM
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Gfa
Posts: 2730 - Karma: 194
if your a little pussy that cant drink yeah it makes sense
Oct 10 2005 12:53PM
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BK
Posts: 2353 - Karma: 1,123
hahahahahhaha
Oct 10 2005 12:56PM
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BK
Posts: 2353 - Karma: 1,123
2 lines of crushed aderol then wash 2 ridalin down with a redbull and get behind the wheel boiii
Oct 10 2005 12:57PM
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d-loc
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JERK OFF, i am dead serious... my one buddy is always like i get stoned and forget i have class then i need to come down quick to learn so i just go beat off and that gets me somewhat sober
Oct 10 2005 12:57PM
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Shadows
Posts: 8068 - Karma: 43
try doin that in a car full of five guys on the highway, i think not
Oct 10 2005 12:59PM
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MarkieR
Posts: 5337 - Karma: 98
thats borderline fucked up
Oct 10 2005 12:59PM
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Ptrckroe
Posts: 365 - Karma: 9
why is this in ski gabber
Oct 10 2005 12:59PM
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crazyfuck
Posts: 5968 - Karma: -7
shit's more fun when you're high... why would you want to sober up? have to operate heavy machinery or something? cool! video tape it!
Oct 10 2005 1:03PM
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jibjim
Posts: 1814 - Karma: 10
ya well coke is gay
Oct 10 2005 1:42PM
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lineskier07
Posts: 331 - Karma: 10
take the tampon out and be high you pussy ass bitch. jesus these east coast kids smoke their bammer ass weed and cant handle their shit
Oct 10 2005 1:44PM
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lineskier07
Posts: 331 - Karma: 10
ya and do a line that one sounds fun too
Oct 10 2005 1:46PM
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spyder1
Posts: 1529 - Karma: 11
wow the only one thats right is seanpistol, the only way to sober yourself up is time, i think its for every 1 drink you have its one hour before it is complelty out of yyour system, the water helps the hangover and rehydrates you that is it.
Oct 10 2005 2:09PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
ok well hes talking about sobering up from being stoned NOT DRUNK... everyone knows to drink mass water and have water by the bed at night to stop hangovers
Oct 10 2005 2:14PM
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jibbajabba2
Posts: 290 - Karma: 10
Inject heroin into your bloodstream. I gaurandamntee you will forget you are stoned.
Oct 10 2005 2:25PM
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Fr2Planker
Posts: 1696 - Karma: 13
why on earth would you want to sober up??? you're wasting your pot if you wanna smoke then sober up
Oct 10 2005 2:37PM
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winterkid33
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if ur high fuck cant remember that chemical well theres a chemical in ur brain when you smoke the messages that get sent through that chemical are fuzzy and unclear which is the high feelin if you eat/drink somethin that has that chem in it the message will become stronger cant remembe its name though...........so that was no help. no eat potatoe bread take a shower and sweat/piss ghet it outa ya
Oct 10 2005 2:40PM
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Gfa
Posts: 2730 - Karma: 194
oh yeah if u wanna sober up take crack hits till you pass out and hit ur head and sleep in a pile of your own piss/puke/blood thats the best way to sober up from a little puff puff pass
Oct 10 2005 3:14PM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
Eat a lot of food then take a shower seem to do it for most people.
Oct 10 2005 3:20PM
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minty
Posts: 317 - Karma: 11
a fat smoothie and a nice nap after you've had your fun.
Oct 10 2005 3:20PM
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ag.
Posts: 694 - Karma: 18
if yor drunk then eat bread and greasy food and thendrink water.
Oct 10 2005 3:37PM
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sockem64
Posts: 89 - Karma: 10
yo if you are high, eat a lot, beat off, and run a mile it works everytime.
Oct 10 2005 3:46PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
SEEE IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS HIS SHIT... BEAT OFF
Oct 10 2005 3:50PM
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coppersucks
Posts: 273 - Karma: 10
acid.
Oct 10 2005 3:51PM
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cousinmark
Posts: 939 - Karma: 29
red bull ultimate high killer
Oct 10 2005 5:02PM
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C.Stone
Posts: 4677 - Karma: 12
and this is in ski gabber why?
Oct 10 2005 5:03PM
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Lax_Bro40
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hahahahahahahhaha
Oct 10 2005 5:04PM
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ohiorprsnt
Posts: 202 - Karma: 10
drink soup
Oct 10 2005 5:06PM
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Hctiws_iks
Posts: 2077 - Karma: 25
stand on your head and let it all flow out...
Oct 10 2005 5:09PM
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jksl
Posts: 12727 - Karma: 854
or get punched in the face by someone, you'd know about that tyler
Oct 10 2005 5:11PM
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JsNeagle
Posts: 1405 - Karma: 1,577
there is no such thing as sobering up from being high... fool. and why would you ever want to ruin your own high? that's a waste of ganj/money, which are the same thing.
Oct 10 2005 5:21PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
the only thing that actually works is time
Oct 10 2005 5:34PM
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patrickcowan
Posts: 3713 - Karma: 218
fuck mad bitches.
Oct 10 2005 5:50PM
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WIfreeskier
Posts: 8125 - Karma: 65
you're not gonna pass out from crack dude...
Oct 10 2005 9:08PM
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MarkieR
Posts: 5337 - Karma: 98
free basing is answer
Oct 10 2005 9:12PM
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djikstra
Posts: 2471 - Karma: 6,014
hahaha ooooooo burn
Oct 10 2005 9:14PM
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cobra_commander
Posts: 16909 - Karma: 4,682
sex is the only way to get sober other than time and siting around doing nothing sucks so youd better find a girl fast.
Oct 10 2005 9:17PM
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Snowcase
Posts: 11456 - Karma: 634
it's be really easy to have sex if the girls are as fucked as u
Oct 10 2005 9:22PM
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Gez
Posts: 294 - Karma: 10
as a couple of people have mentioned, eating a lot of food and taking a long shower seem to be downers for me....
Oct 10 2005 9:22PM
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MarkieR
Posts: 5337 - Karma: 98
talking to your parents, or the cops tends to sober people up pretty well.
Oct 10 2005 9:23PM
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