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You know you live in a hick town when...
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I was twenty minutes late for school because i stuck behind a tractor...as in a farm impliment on my way there...
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i would be the biggest outcast in a hick town, even more so than i am now. hahah
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come on lateralis..... where you at :D
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shit, our grad parties consisted of burning furniture that was left outside the thrift store down at the river. River parties aint nothing if you arent dragging a flaming couch behind your truck with 44s...weekly
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see this is when those mines or c4's from BF2 come in handy
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Ever bring a dump truck to prom?
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Couldn't have said it better myself. Don't bitch out farmers unless you want to stop buying milk, chicken, beef, pork, lettuce, vegetables, soy...should I go on?
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you know you live in a hick town when the name of it is Medford, Oregon...
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no but damn that shit would be dope
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3 people at my grad brought tractors. they were $600,000 tractors at that, though
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i got stuck behind a tractor today. i passed it and got stuck behind a fucking milk truck. damn.
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when racing snowmobiles is considered a sport.
IN THE SUMMER
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I'll take pictures for you.
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When you're gunrack has a gunrack on it.
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Seriously I am definitly NOT from a hick town. Vancouver BC....
Although my neighbor has an 80's camaro and a mullet.
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if you live in NH, chances are you live in a hicktown
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You know you're a redneck when your school has a "drive you tractor to school day." Yea.
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im moving to marne, so that way in theory, if i live near a racetrack, i have to build a racecar. its only logical
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You cant pass tractors, especially in the morning because in a town of 2000 morning is the buisiest time because everyone is either going to work, or taking their kids to school.
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you know you live in a hick town when this thread is pissing you off
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i live in a hicktown and i hate it, i went to the homecomming soccer game and there was a sign on the side of the road that said "Git-r-done bombers" ... and my town is made up of mostly farms and some people think they are southern and act it.. so yeah theres some cool people at my school
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dude I live in Montana. I try to call kids in my class to get my hw and when I get a wrong number people will tell me "Oh yeah, Jer's number is this" and ask you how the b ball season is going." When there are fights like everyone you know comes, its weird. And the guy at the grocery stoore tells you to keep up the good work when you ace a test, and you never talk to him..
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How baut wisconsin.
I see it all when I am in the middle of it. I once saw a skinny women in a man beater and blue jean cut offs in here mid 40s(she was not hot) with a cigerette in her mouth mowing the lawn with 4 kids being pulled in a wagon.
It was funny.
I hate the winter here but I love the people.
Ps I live near the border of wisconsin by minnesota so I am not as much redneck
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When U let ur twelve year old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids
Youve been married three times and still have the same in laws
You think Loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk
Your patio falls down and 13 hounds die
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you know you live in a hick town when your my neighbour
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when your dad is also your uncle
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