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You know you live in a hick town when...
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I was twenty minutes late for school because i stuck behind a tractor...as in a farm impliment on my way there...
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i hear you man, i hear you
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hahaha, why couldnt you pass it?
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you now you live in a hicktown when you get free beef with the set of tires you just purchased...
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If you look forward to a family gathering as an opportunity to find a wife, you might be a redneck.
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you might be a redneck if you think safe sex is a padded headboard.
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when, it takes them a week to change the clock on the tv time/weather station after daylight savings time.
seriously though that happened. I was an hour late for everything. which is nothing in a hick town.
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why do rednecks have sex doggy style?? SO they can watch Nascar at the same time
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ahhahahaha. You know you are a redneck when your tires on your motorhome are bigger than the ones on your truck.
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these "hicks" supply your asss with all the food you eat. you like that stake? that ice cream? that slade?
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fetus you spelled steak wrong. Just thought I'd let you know incase it's on an upcoming spelling test.
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you know you live in a hick town when its located in West Virginia
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sorry mommy, i wont let it happen again Is that ok??
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If you think "Gentleman, start your engines" is the last line of the national anthem, you might be a redneck.
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in my school, 2 redneck beat the crap out of eachother because one took the otherone's chewing tobacco
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hahah you should have just rear ended the tractor until it got the hell out of the way thats the way to do things when you want em done just bump into them numerous times and hell she works like 9 times out of ten.
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when my friend's family was building a new barn and house on new property, they lived in a camper trailor...they ended up spending all of their money on building this barn, and ended up having no money to build a house...so now, they live in a camper trailor in their barn.
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my friend just spelled steak, "stake" 5 minutes ago over msn. CRAZY!!!!!!
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nah taylor thats just the road kill from the pre owners
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see, there is a difference between rednecks and hicks.
Rednecks are the southern, Louisiana, georgia, mississippi type who "keep it in the family" and watch nascar.
Hicks are the Maine, Upstate New York and middle state type people who just live in the boonies, have woods all around them, drink a lot, and go muddin' for fun.
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you know u live in a hick town when u see three guys walkin up mainstreet wit shotguns over their shoulder an a d beer in their hands
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HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAHHAHA
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.....when you work on a farm!
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yeah well our school is devided into like 9 different section and all the hicks comgregate around my section it sucks all talking about their four wheelers and hunting and such wow
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Hah, that's nothing. Ever seen a boy walking a GOAT through the center of town?
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You know your a red neck when you stare at a juice can because it says concentrate.
This one kid at school was making fun of the necks at our school, he wor a shirt that said "Look ma I gut me a pigguh truhk!"
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ever had a MOOSE in your garage?
ALIVE?
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Naw, but have you ever had a companion of a donkey and a goose wonder into your yard, then refuse to leave? (They owners lived many miles away.) Oh and have the same donkey come back a few months later?
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ever almost crashed into a cow, goat, yak and llama on the same road?
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Naw but I've sexually violated a cow, goat, yak and llama on the same road.
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Not many people even know what the fuck Moxie is.
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If someone screams "I live in a town with a drinking problem and a football team, YEEHAAWW." (I live in green bay W.I.)
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hickville about 1 in every 20 cars in our town either has a hick pipe or is raised with the giant mudding tires and ill get my friend to tell you a story about some hicks talking
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ok i'm that friend
so i'm walking into the school and this sqeeky chevy drives buy,this super hudge hick that i'm walking buy says to one of his friends" WoW chevy people need to tighten there belts"
I instantly Look over at him and yell.
YEAH AND PUT LOUD PIPES ON IT AND RAIS THAT MOTHER WITH A LIFT KIT AND SOME BIG TIRE'S!!!
I said it in all a hudge hick voice,idk if you will find it funny but omg was it
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I've actually seen kids ride horses to school before on several occasions. And yes, it was in montana, and we're ALL like that!
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i forgot the best part after i said all of that i started yelling suuuuuueee suuuueee suuuuee!!! all in a hick voice
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...If you live in a ski town.
I know its sad, but its true....
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dude you don't even know until you've been to montana. PERIOD. I drive to school at 130 mph everyday, Get stuck behind herds of cows gettin moved from field to field. Literally when anything has to be dun you hear like 10 people say Git r Dun like simoultaniosly. 1 in 3 kids have chewing tobacco in their lockers and everyother kid has a shotgun in the school parking lot. Kids carry guns everywhere. Its not weird at all to see a kid thats like 10 shootiong gophers off his deck. I'm already sick of typing but theres so much stuff like that here.
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haha dude i love it that some funny shit
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you know you live in a hicktown when you live in "Balzac"
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I almost went to a highschool where people actually drive their tractors and Skidoos to school year round. They drive TRACTORS to school. Im not sure it gets more hick than that.
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I was on vacation in LA and on our drive home from the airport after the trip we saw and oil rig with a wooden cut out of a cowboy riding it. That's when I realised I truly did live in a hicktown
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your town is almost shut down for the first two weeks in november for deer hunting.(mine actually does)
Also a budddy of mine drove a tractor is his formal(prom)
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i can one up that. you know you live in a hicktown when the "town" next to you is actually names hicksville. around here people wear cowboy hats and fly rebel flags daily
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my mom almost hit a cow that tried to cross the road.... no cow pastures(??) for... well a few miles but still
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